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Salooner
5 hours ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · London

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How long is the waiting list?

About time I went to one of these.

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😲Oh my giddy aunt. That's an eye waterer. Maybe I can get Fake ones

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Happy to share the contents of my fridge with anyone that cares to.

Actually... maybe not if your involved in law enforcement.

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Funny you say that, I did work out for three months solid for 2 exceptional people. (no names) It was well worth it😉

Fake tan is probably gonna get laughed at if I tried it. I can hear the howls of derision in Wetherspoons already.

A new adventure brings new goals, we all want to look good right? when meeting potential new friends.

Trip to the barbers for good clean up and few new clothes are all part of the fun.

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Hell, even make something up like ‘my fridge doesn’t work’.

.... and before anyone else asks, yes, my fridge is fine!!

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Biggest bug bear is those that go into room and say “it’s quiet”. Well what do you expect if that’s all you can as to the conversation!

At least find an opening gambit like a question or something topical. Hell, even make something up like ‘my fridge doesn’t work’. It’s not that difficult to get it going, but it’s not gonna start itself. If you want to logon and talk to people then sometimes you have to be the instigator to do some/all of the work.

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I’m not sure the technical part of the rooms could be considered ‘ruined’ though op doesn't  actually say what the problem is. 

What has changed, is that merging with foreign sites and blocking the option to free members has had the effect of watering down any real chat. They have just descended into a you show me yours I’ll show you mine face off. 

With the average poster being 5325 mikes away I think everyone has given up hope of building any connections there so now it’s just for ‘entertainment purposes’ only. 

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Here it is in all its glory.
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When you think it was only a few weeks ago that standard atire was heavy coats, jumpers, gloves and woolly hats; yet now most girls are walking the streets wearing not much more
than a dishcloth and bits of string !

Bloody Great innit lads!
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Famous dead people:
Boudica
Joan of Ark
Florence Nightingale(sorry, its the 'Nurse' thing)
Famous Alive People
Abi Titmuss(Nurse again!)
Claudia Schiffer
and Buffy
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I'm not convinced they are actors, I know plenty of people just like them! The trials of living on a crap council estate rolleyes

Trisha is top quality TV trash-makes me feel alot better when I wake up to people airing their dirty washing ontv!! And I totally agree, it would be laughable if only the 'guests' were actors, but sadly I too see many of them from day to day.... :roll:
Fighting all day, playing all night
Now who in their right mind would wanna live a life like that?
On second thoughts.....
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Dont beleive it Shambolic.
Machinery creates vibration, vibration can loosen connections.
I wont go into what can happen, but try a Screwfix forum if you want answers.
Dont mess with Electrics Please
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
DONT MESS ABOUT WITH WIRES
£60 might sound a lot but what price your familys safety?
You'd probably pay £300 fora new machine so its only a small cost .
As I used to be involved in this field I know diy jobs are like timebomes waiting to hapen.
You might get it working, and it seems fine but if it not Professionally connected you could easily cause your whole machine to become 'Live'.
Get a qualified, (ask for proof) engineer/electrician to do it.
One more time
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
DONT MESS ABOUT WITH WIRES
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I havnt been on here before, but read it every day and thoroughly enjoy all the banter.
Met a fantastic lady 2 weeks ago from the ads page after folowing all the advice from various posts.
Mostly on what NOT to do!
Keep up the good work
Love you all
S.
:cheers: