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Quote by MIZARIA
Oooh, hiya Kneel. Great to see you decided to flounce back..where have you been!

Women are so fickle sad
Listen Sandal...stop trying to insinuate that there's something going on between us...I don't go for waiters...and I don't swing either...in your dreams buddy! mad
Fickle dunno
Quote by kneelinyorks
Now I have imprints of the letters on my left cheek, and it isn't the left cheek I usually end up with marks on either redface surprisedops:

Who's Mark? dunno
Quote by MIZARIA
Oooh, hiya Kneel. Great to see you decided to flounce back..where have you been!

Women are so fickle sad
Quote by MIZARIA
I'm not a swinger, remember that! Typical bloody northern male attitude. rolleyes

Wonders if that means last weekend was something deep and meaningful or another erotic dream after watching too much porn confused
Quote by MISSTAKE
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:justoutofbedstilltired: Hellloooooo everyone and welcome to Sunday morning. Hope everyone is playing nice and having lots of fun.
Hey I like the sound of Matty boy there in that PM. :cry: Shame I didn't get one eh. Must be cause someone pointed out my big bum. Still it is my job to check newbies over lol
Ah well. I'm off for a nice walk in the country today. I'm sure nothing bad can happen to me there :!:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I love your big wonderful bum. It's those fookin bouncing things that freak me out.
Quote by JGGL
Monopoloy dunno

I was going to so a SH'opoly but with this calender and all the munches I just don't have the time
rolleyes
xxxxx
JGGL
Nevermind, there will be time at play-group on Monday.
Quote by The Sarge
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Monopoloy dunno
Quote by blooxxx
I can see them on the floor over there Sarge. wink

Pissed again?
Fookin leeds, fookin shite footie team in fookin leeds.
I am not going anywhere near those fookin bouncing things mad
Quote by Misippus1669
I'll take the deafening silence as another fookin 'NO' then :dry:

Can I be of help ?? :twisted: :twisted:
Fook me it worked :shock:
I'll take the deafening silence as another fookin 'NO' then :dry:
Dear MISSTAKE, I am not that new so I suppose a shag is out of the question dunno
Quote by Libra-Love
I do believe that the 8 hours is mine stevegiggy as I said it first :rude: :rude: :rude: lol :lol: :lol:

Er Sarge now lets think about this okay. I am more northern than you have more women than you and have biggest dong in the world. Whats your beaf :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooh, the boys are comparing meat sticks :happy:
Can we watch?
You'll have to fookin stand back whilst I unleash my fookin trouser monster luv.
Quote by Lazeeboy
you been sleeping wiff our sister, its our turn :twisted: :twisted:

Oh man!That's just WRONG!!
Lb :happy:
Why? Was it your turn dunno
No fookin food again? Fookin hell I'm off to find a bird to fookin cook me some fookin food.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
stevegiggy you still into taking people up the chunder box then?
:

The Rose & Crown serves a better pint!
Quote by blooxxx
Nothing scientific about womens work dunno

I'll show you science. If you just lean forwards a little... thrust=force x angle. When your eyes stop watering try and see if that was scientific enough wink
I best fook off :shock:
Quote by TvJudy
Now now Sandal, be nice or we will have words at the next munch...

Won't they be doing a buffet? dunno
Quote by blooxxx
This is a swinging site. If you want to discuss domestic science I suggest you go elsewhere.

Nothing scientific about womens work dunno
Quote by TvJudy
My finger is hovering over the button with this one.

How about hoovering over my carpet.
Now now, no sexism here...
Look harder :shock:
Quote by blooxxx
My finger is hovering over the button with this one.

How about hoovering over my carpet.
Quote by Jags
All we need is the white-fucking-rabbit :

Rampant Rabbit upgrade? dunno
Call this a fookin ball? I am off to hide in another part of the forum.