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9 Jan 2005

You mean I am not me being the person I thought I was being when I was being someone who was not me at the same time as being myself and then not?

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Scramble
Darn you pololady for getting scandal down to a T

He is easy (in more than one sense of the word)

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9 Jan 2005

Was Scandal being a woman? I know the dressing-up tickles his fancy.

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9 Jan 2005

Was it the scouse accent that gave it away?

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by 0lam_69er
Don't we all have to guess who the imposters are? Because I have a sneaky feeling I know who that Scandal is.
In the words of Pegleg "There is only one Sandal"

my deductions tel me you are pololady
Outed so soon. I better go and get changed.
Are you LL?

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9 Jan 2005

Don't we all have to guess who the imposters are? Because I have a sneaky feeling I know who that Scandal is.
In the words of Pegleg "There is only one Sandal"

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
Don't be shy, come and let off a few rounds on my shooting range.

Thanks for the offer Sandal but I am just off to do my 19:50 hours (That's 7:50pm to you WBB) security check :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Was it something that I said dunno

Or was that code for "I am coming to frisk you down you sexy Sandal. I'll be there in 5 minutes"

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
I know it is not normally my type of thing but I am strangely attracted to your BIG BARREL :shock:
I can't seem to get the thought of you 'banging' out of my mind

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

Don't be shy, come and let off a few rounds on my shooting range.

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
Will someone shoot these fookin bouncing psychopathic snowballs

Just for you Sandal wink

:wink: :wink: :wink: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled:

I know it is not normally my type of thing but I am strangely attracted to your BIG BARREL :shock:
I can't seem to get the thought of you 'banging' out of my mind redface

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
1000 Posts !!
:thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled:

Will someone shoot these fookin bouncing psychopathic snowballs mad

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9 Jan 2005

I have obviously over-stepped my station. I shall return to tending to my tables.
The others are all a poor imitation.
Sandal, the genuine article

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
It`s better than being hit by frozen pee.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

How cold is your bathroom dunno

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
whats lucky about having a turd deposited on you?

It depends on what you are into, but that is another thread!

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
Oh has anyone noticed our ball is about to hit the 1000 post mark!

Don't start with those fookin bouncing gorillas and fookin spooky snowballs.

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9 Jan 2005

A single flap of a seagull's wing would be enough to change the course of all future weather. But a single splat of seagull's shit will make me change my coat!

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox :? :? :? :?

Is that bollox or zits?
Depends on which side of the pond one is from
Merseyside dunno

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox :? :? :? :?

Is that bollox or zits?

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
but you are allowed to mention goads...[flounces off to have he nibblets thribbled elsewhere}

Goal? Am I missing the !

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
perhaps in this nazi state we may be allowed to discuss some real adult topics, such as tuft scrubbling, if nibblet thribbling is off the menu :twisted: :twisted:

You want to scrubble my tuft :shock:

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
are we allowed to talk about nibblet thribbling?

Sweetcorn always gets stuck in my teeth. But if you meant nipple dribbling, now you are talking.

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9 Jan 2005

Call yourself a waiter? You should be ashamed!

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Scramble
Does anyone else here think Ruff Ruff is a bit of a dog ? :bolt

It would have been funny if you had been quicker and removed the quote :doh:

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9 Jan 2005

Does anyone else here think Ruff Ruff is a bit of a dog ? lol

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Eyes Pie
Yeah but dies it taste of roses?? the chocolatey variety!?

I presume you mean the creamy centre roses and not the variety containing lumps or with the consistency of fudge rotflmao

What about the ones with NUTS in :shock:

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
It seems those other two imposter waiters are off somewhere skiving. So, I am fookin off to watch the footie highlight and 'av a beer. Someone else can clean-up all these empties from last night.
Does anyone mind if I just shoot this fookin jumpin gorilla ---------> :bounce:
They do my fookin head in !

Are you fookin taking the piss?

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9 Jan 2005

What a load of ZITS!

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9 Jan 2005

Miz_Amerikaka weren't you an undertaker before - Is that why you dig people?

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9 Jan 2005

It seems those other two imposter waiters are off somewhere skiving. So, I am fookin off to watch the footie highlight and 'av a beer. Someone else can cleean-up all these empties from last night.

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9 Jan 2005

Did you call me dumb, I'll 'av you sunshine.

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by korriefem
That fifth bottle of wine last night has given me a bit of a thick head but I feel like I'm at one with the world this morning. :D

Which world? Which plant?
I suppose getting at one with me is out of the question?

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