Quote by Cubes
Hello You!
Erotic music? For me it's anything by the Wurzels. :twisted:
But not 'Keep Your 'And on Your Ha'Penny', I trust!
Sappho x
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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire
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Sex God
I'm sure there's a need for an SH Tradesmen's Directory, for those of us waiting in for those necessary services:
Dai Nimmo, Electrician - Here to put the spark back
Chippy Minton - Hardwood a speciality
Maids to Measure - Personal Cleaning Services
etcetera, etcetera.
Oh, I wish!
Sappho x
Dai Nimmo, Electrician - Here to put the spark back
Chippy Minton - Hardwood a speciality
Maids to Measure - Personal Cleaning Services
etcetera, etcetera.
Oh, I wish!
Sappho x
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Please, please, please, if you have room for a small skinny one and a friend, can we play too? Will bring almond oil, ready warmed in the navels of bi-curious swinging virgins, promise!
Oh Sappho ooooohh we'll have a right rollocking time!! :cool: :cool: :cool:
Now you've said that - you can't not be there!
Love you, Missy xxx
Sex God
Quote by brucie
Nar its just good manners. If u wanna continue this debate perhaps a PM would be appropriate or a new thread entitled "Good Manners on Forums". I hate hijacking threads when summat interesting pops up.
nah its ok. as my dear old deceased mum used to say, manners are just hypocracies.
Forgive me, brucie, but you really are a tit of the first water.
Sappho x
Sex God
Ok, disgustingly smug post coming up, but Will and I have a very open relationship. If one of us gets the opportunity then doubtless we'll go for it individually, (and we do) but probably text the other out of politeness and consideration. It helps that we met on SH that we don't have pre-swinging barriers and conventions in our relationship to overcome. At the same time, we would prefer not to play with people who are actively cheating: that fact demeans and mars the quality of an encounter, making it shoddy and cheap. Swinging has to be a secret activity, but it doesn't have to be sleazy (unless, of course, that's the bag you're in to...). We can both understand how and why people can cheat on their partners, it's not always a cut and dried issue, but playing with permission is infinitely preferable.
Very garbled way of saying, rather not play with cheaters, but sometimes it happens.
Sappho x
Very garbled way of saying, rather not play with cheaters, but sometimes it happens.
Sappho x
Sex God
There are so many reasons why women go off sex, particularly within a permanent relationship.
Boredom - with the same partner and the same sexual routine; or just ennui generally with the rut a lot of us get into without realising.
Stress - personal stress, work stress, everyday life stress, kid stress, financial stress et al.
Post Natal Depression - many women don't realise that they are experiencing various forms of PND until they come out of it. It's not always the obvious signs such as mood swings and crying; it can be much more effects of pregnancy, birth and the post natal adjustment period can really take their toll on a woman's self-esteem, her self-image and even the energy she used to put into her relationship. A lot of men don't and can't understand this, and to be honest, why should they when it is not something they can possibly experience for themselves?
Confession time: I've just come out of this myself and it's been a long process, but I am currently enjoying a resurgence of libido to mine - and Will's! - relief. There are no quick fix answers and every person is different. I just hope the current situation continues and I never return to the Slough of Despond again. Having got all that off my chest, I have to say a pack of Cadbury's mini rolls does have its attractions...!
Sappho
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Boredom - with the same partner and the same sexual routine; or just ennui generally with the rut a lot of us get into without realising.
Stress - personal stress, work stress, everyday life stress, kid stress, financial stress et al.
Post Natal Depression - many women don't realise that they are experiencing various forms of PND until they come out of it. It's not always the obvious signs such as mood swings and crying; it can be much more effects of pregnancy, birth and the post natal adjustment period can really take their toll on a woman's self-esteem, her self-image and even the energy she used to put into her relationship. A lot of men don't and can't understand this, and to be honest, why should they when it is not something they can possibly experience for themselves?
Confession time: I've just come out of this myself and it's been a long process, but I am currently enjoying a resurgence of libido to mine - and Will's! - relief. There are no quick fix answers and every person is different. I just hope the current situation continues and I never return to the Slough of Despond again. Having got all that off my chest, I have to say a pack of Cadbury's mini rolls does have its attractions...!
Sappho
x
Sex God
A strange day, but rather nice. I had my first solo meet in a very long while which I really enjoyed... and then I went to my children's music concert immediately afterwards and really enjoyed that though for a completely different reason. Either way, I have smiled a lot today!
Sappho x
Sappho x
Sex God
Sappho pops head around the door, better late than never, from her sojourn in the wilderness which is called the PTA...
Please, please, please, if you have room for a small skinny one and a friend, can we play too? Will bring almond oil, ready warmed in the navels of bi-curious swinging virgins, promise!
Where is my copy of Little Birds???
Please, please, please, if you have room for a small skinny one and a friend, can we play too? Will bring almond oil, ready warmed in the navels of bi-curious swinging virgins, promise!
Where is my copy of Little Birds???
Sex God
Darling TE! 
Come and snuggle with Sappho and we can watch Will squirm on B1oke's hook... in a manner of speaking! Between you and me, I'm not sure if poker is Will's game. This could get interesting. Now, when are you coming back to see us. Certain persons have been asking for you!
Sappho (still on the Pimms) xx
Come and snuggle with Sappho and we can watch Will squirm on B1oke's hook... in a manner of speaking! Between you and me, I'm not sure if poker is Will's game. This could get interesting. Now, when are you coming back to see us. Certain persons have been asking for you!
Sappho (still on the Pimms) xx
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Swinging Poker?
I'll go first...
"Will, I will take your straight self and raise it to 'bi' and present you with my lovely friends Nola & Kaz as part of the deal .. your go!" :twisted:
(Ladies, just nod ;-))
So, Will, my darling... what will you raise him??? :twisted:
Sappho (settling down comfortably with a Pimms)
Sex God
Hi
I'm Sappho and I thought it was time to say hi - how else is a single girl (slim, striking and shaven) going to meet new friends?
Does anything happen in my part of the country? Is there anybody out there? It would be good to know if there are like-minded people in my area.
Play safe and be happy!
Sappho
Damn that seems a long time ago!
Sex God
Thank you so much for this trip down Memory Lane; hell, we had fun! I'm hoping there'll be a few on here who'll remember this gilt-edged thread: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5087.html
This thread started before the very first NorthWest Munch in January 2004...
Love Sappho x
PS: I can't believe some of the things I used to post on here, way back when! In looking for the Security Thread I found so much I'd forgotten about, and am wetting myself with laughter. The mascara has definitely run!
This thread started before the very first NorthWest Munch in January 2004...
Love Sappho x
PS: I can't believe some of the things I used to post on here, way back when! In looking for the Security Thread I found so much I'd forgotten about, and am wetting myself with laughter. The mascara has definitely run!
Sex God
And there were a lot of babies, weren't there Corrie? Stopped now, thank goodness. Just trying to drag them up. And it was lovely to meet you too!
Ah, Mal, I do remember the great date debate. Hell, we even put it to the vote. Eh lad, them were't days awright.
Think we need to ask Will to crack open the Heidsieck Monopole and toast the good old days - and the good new days to come.
Love Sappho xxx
Sex God
Having a nostalgia moment, I found myself harking back to the inaugural days of the GFZ... ah, happy days. I should think the pizza is now a great-great-grand pizza by now. Bless.
But what did GFZ stand for...? Oh, of course! Gentlemen Fondling Zoology, wasn't it?
Over to you, Will!
Sappho xxx
PS: Happy Anniversary Callie!
But what did GFZ stand for...? Oh, of course! Gentlemen Fondling Zoology, wasn't it?
Over to you, Will!
Sappho xxx
PS: Happy Anniversary Callie!
Sex God
Ah, I see Will is in his element... beauteous maidens, strapping manly company and little umbrellas. I really think he missed his vocation in life - he really should have been butler to the Godlike in a former life.
Darling boy, could I have my usual please - when you've replenished the flagons of ambrosia, of course.
Darling boy, could I have my usual please - when you've replenished the flagons of ambrosia, of course.
Sex God
So, Sappho, what has SH ever done for you? Nothing!
Well, there are the friends the length and breadth of the country...
Alright, friends, yes, but what has SH ever done for you?
One hell of a social life...
Okay, the friends, the social life, granted -
Met my life partner, and had twins and a small boy, actually. ...
Yes, yes; the friends, the social life, the life partner, the do-it-yourself playgroup; take that as read, Sappho, but, I say again, what has SH ever done for you?
Well, some one did mention sex at one time, but I've been far too busy for that! Ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.
Well, there are the friends the length and breadth of the country...
Alright, friends, yes, but what has SH ever done for you?
One hell of a social life...
Okay, the friends, the social life, granted -
Met my life partner, and had twins and a small boy, actually. ...
Yes, yes; the friends, the social life, the life partner, the do-it-yourself playgroup; take that as read, Sappho, but, I say again, what has SH ever done for you?
Well, some one did mention sex at one time, but I've been far too busy for that! Ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.
Sex God
Thank you to everyone for their good wishes and lovely messages. We're rather pleased with the latest and last addition to the Decadence family - okay, for that, read ecstatic - and he's settling in nicely. He's much better behaved than the twins!
Right, time to get my tits out for the lad, again. Thanks again to everyone.
Sappho xxx
Right, time to get my tits out for the lad, again. Thanks again to everyone.
Sappho xxx
Sex God
Cheers, Sarah! Good point - it was those strong and gentle hands that got me in my current predicament. (Ladies, you have been warned. Don't shake hands!) However, now he has to massage the bump with anti-stretch mark goo. No point in telling him the stuff doesn't work - why complicate the issue?
Sappho xxx
Sappho xxx
