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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire
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Quote by willxx69
Sorry - I'm fraid I can't stand it. However, I usually get drawn into each year because Sappho and Sappho Jr are ardent fans and there is only so far I can go to avoid it.
The worst bit is the terribly cheesy choreography. Frankly, most of X-factor offends my musical senisibilities.*
Will
* Though there are saving graces in the form of Danni Minogue and contestants like Leona Lewis and Alexandra Burke :twisted:
Ah. Completely busted. Thanks, darling. However, I think you might protest a little too much. There have been times when you've been sucked into watching it, and made comments throughout!
However, the power of X Factor is such that these days, Daddy heroically opts to do bathtime, and I get to watch it with my feet up, sipping a mug of Douwe Egberts. The problem is, I think living with Himself has rubbed off on me - I find myself making comments at the screen too! :doh:
I do think a number of contestants are genuinely talented, but several do make it through who I think are absolutely cringeworthy. The power of reality TV: compelled to watch the horror leavened by enough moments of joy to make it bearable.
and Neil :kiss: - absolutely no offence intended. I just had a Monty Python moment. They come upon me of a sudden.
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Quote by little gem
At least it wasn't broad Yorkshite...
"Eeeeeeeeee, baa gum, tha's bit taaaaaaasty. Faaaaancy furrrrrrrtlin' me fuuuuuurrets laaaater lass? Tha haaaaas a reeet lovely snuggly slippaaaas t'wear n paaaaaape tha can smoke after t'fact, laaaaaak. Wass tha saaaaay?"
;)LG. x
Eeeeeh, tha's lookshoery, that. Get tha knickers off, then. Oh, and take tha cap off an' all. Leave tha socks on.
xxx
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Quote by Wanagr8shg
This post has got me in stitches! I have never thought twice about what's in the back ground of pics! Will have to sitick a post it note on the camera simply saying 'BACKGROUND' to remind me! What kind of pics would you like to see on a profile other than face and full body? Sorry to ask but I'm new to all this malarkey!
The perfect background...
1) What the Butler Saw... velvet chaise longue, polished aspidistra on Corinthian column pedestal (Minton green, naturally), rather nice Alma Tadema on the wall - or a Frederick, Lord Leighton; Wilton carpet with a (faux) bear skin.
2) Retro Sixties shag pad with psychedelic walls, Bridget Riley artwork and kinky white plastic boots.
3) Caribbean beach, maiden emerging from the azure waters a la Dr No...
Hmm... Just getting fanciful now...
Sappho x
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Quote by Cicero
Bookshelves: I want a room filled with books.
My ideal house would look like a library. Every single room would be floor to ceiling bookshelves on every wall. A comfortable armchair in each room. Behind each chair would be a good reading lamp. Beside each chair a small table on which I could put my many cups of tea. Since Hay on Wye and its many second hand bookshops is only a half hour drive from here I get to see my vision of heaven quite often.
Cicero, are you reading Will's mind as well as the equivalent of the British Library?
Sounds divine.
Sappho x
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan!
Bitch, bitch, bitch...
I must protest, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a cardigan.....perfect for those long winter evenings when ones smoking jacket would be too warm or is at the cleaners
I'm sure that even a gentleman of your sartorial elegance would agree that there are cardigans, and then there are cardigans with zips and stripes around the sleeves. This, I'm quite positive, was the latter.
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Quote by BIoke
At the risk of probably being horribly indiscreet, I did check who this person was in my inbox. To be honest, I was so unimpressed with his PM I 'ignored' him. Tried to find him to check if my memory hadn't been playing tricks - and the bugger's disappeared!
Do you think his mum found out? Poor Jerry. Ooops!Naughty Sappho!
Username... now Sappho please.. !! Or Will gets it! ;)
Promise or threat? :twisted:
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At the risk of probably being horribly indiscreet, I did check who this person was in my inbox. To be honest, I was so unimpressed with his PM I 'ignored' him. Tried to find him to check if my memory hadn't been playing tricks - and the bugger's disappeared!
Do you think his mum found out? Poor Jerry. Ooops!
Naughty Sappho!
Do you think his mum found out? Poor Jerry. Ooops!
Naughty Sappho!
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Quote by Kaznkev
There is an absolute case in point of a photo in the profiles. The chap is standing in the chintziest, most floral, anti-maccassared, net-curtained living room I have ever seen. Perhaps the Royal Doulton figurines and the porcelain dolls were out of shot. He's on as a single male. I did wonder whether it was his mother's living room? He's fully dressed... and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan!
Bitch, bitch, bitch...
ohh please tell me,i will do anything to know
Hmmmm.... anything? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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There is an absolute case in point of a photo in the profiles. The chap is standing in the chintziest, most floral, anti-maccassared, net-curtained living room I have ever seen. Perhaps the Royal Doulton figurines and the porcelain dolls were out of shot. He's on as a single male. I did wonder whether it was his mother's living room? He's fully dressed... and I'm sure he's wearing a cardigan!
Bitch, bitch, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch...
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Quote by foxylady2209
If you find a pic that isn't what it should be (i.e. a female pic on male account etc) the hit the report profile button and let us know.
We can then take the necessary action. :thumbup:
Can we do that for pics with ironing boards or dirty pots in the background? Please? And chaps who have taken pics of themselves in the mirror, displaying their jeans pushed down around their ankles?
Do you ever find yourself looking at the decor, rather than the subject?
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I completely concur with Demi - the pic sends the message and often it's probably the opposite of what they intended!
I never click on penis avatars (so they have one, that's nice), and as you say, anonymous intercourse shots could be anyone's. To be honest, the same goes for the ladies. I don't need to see labial pics or penetration - I'd rather see you!
On the bright side, the most promising photos (private or otherwise) are full body often indicating an interest or personality. These guys get clicked on, checked out and often followed up.
I wonder if that girl knew her picture was being used in this way? Either way, Demi, your correspondent is a jerk.
Sappho x
I never click on penis avatars (so they have one, that's nice), and as you say, anonymous intercourse shots could be anyone's. To be honest, the same goes for the ladies. I don't need to see labial pics or penetration - I'd rather see you!
On the bright side, the most promising photos (private or otherwise) are full body often indicating an interest or personality. These guys get clicked on, checked out and often followed up.
I wonder if that girl knew her picture was being used in this way? Either way, Demi, your correspondent is a jerk.
Sappho x
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Quote by Kaznkev
an internet term for a person who willfully, through obscene, offensive or hateful actions (a.k.a. "trolling"), attempts to disrupt a community or garner reactions, attention and controversy.
Ooohhhh, I see-ee! Troll: a word for the socially inept and emotionally insecure. Got it.
:idea: Lightbulb moment!
Thought someone as divine as you might get it.
Even the omniscient have an off day!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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an internet term for a person who willfully, through obscene, offensive or hateful actions (a.k.a. "trolling"), attempts to disrupt a community or garner reactions, attention and controversy.
Ooohhhh, I see-ee! Troll: a word for the socially inept and emotionally insecure. Got it.
:idea: Lightbulb moment!
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Welcome to SH buenohombre, I hope you find what you're looking for.
Don't mind B1oke, he's really just a pussycat, as Will will tell you. And speaking of Will, why don't you pop into into the SH Bar: it's usually only open at weekends, but Will felt the need to keep it open tonight. He and Steve are swapping single malt stories.
Have fun Goodman!
Sappho x
Don't mind B1oke, he's really just a pussycat, as Will will tell you. And speaking of Will, why don't you pop into into the SH Bar: it's usually only open at weekends, but Will felt the need to keep it open tonight. He and Steve are swapping single malt stories.
Have fun Goodman!
Sappho x
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I've approached single guys as part of a couple and as an individual. Cock and genitalia shots do absolutely nothing for me - the assumption that you have one is good enough - but brains over balls any day of the week. A well written profile, something interesting to say which conveys personality wins hands down over the ubiquitous 'vwe, heavy repeat cummer with 12" cock and massive girth'. If the latter's on your profile, it's highly unlikely I'll contact you.
Sure looks play their part, but I'm far more likely to extend an invitation to John Cleese or Clive James than I am to David Beckham or Brad Pitt. (I know, it's a little strange, but I'm not Scarlet Johannson either!)
It's the same if I'm approached. Tell me what an erotic time I'm going to have, paint me a little porno scenario, or tell me you'll lick me til I cum... sorry, it's goodnight Vienna! Make me laugh, intrigue me, show me a glimpse of the human being, and you'll probably turn me on like a light switch and the colour is amber. Meet me for a drink, and it could go to green.
In essence, don't treat me like a blow up doll or a sex slave in your approach.
There! Rant over! Not demanding or frustrated in the least!
Sappho xxx
Sure looks play their part, but I'm far more likely to extend an invitation to John Cleese or Clive James than I am to David Beckham or Brad Pitt. (I know, it's a little strange, but I'm not Scarlet Johannson either!)
It's the same if I'm approached. Tell me what an erotic time I'm going to have, paint me a little porno scenario, or tell me you'll lick me til I cum... sorry, it's goodnight Vienna! Make me laugh, intrigue me, show me a glimpse of the human being, and you'll probably turn me on like a light switch and the colour is amber. Meet me for a drink, and it could go to green.
In essence, don't treat me like a blow up doll or a sex slave in your approach.
There! Rant over! Not demanding or frustrated in the least!
Sappho xxx
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There was an awful lot of squealing and giggling at bathtime this evening. You could tell Daddy was in charge. Then the love of my life and the father of my children bounds into the living room with his underpants over his shorts.
"I'm SuperDad!" he announces.
I'll say, I thought.
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
"I'm SuperDad!" he announces.
I'll say, I thought.
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
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Strengths can also be weaknesses, and vice versa.
I have a strength which means I take into account other's points of view and ideas within a team setting. My weakness here is when I allow somebody to dictate what's happening, even if I don't agree with it.
When I was a journalist (briefly) I was great at writing feature articles - but crap at butting into people's lives and asking personal questions!
I have a small retail business: I'm passionate about the product - but completely rubbish at sales and marketing. I just hate waving a big flag and yelling yoo-hoo, look at me and get your cash out: cold calling is my bete noir. Bloody hopeless - couldn't sell Evian in the Sahara. I'll never be entrepreneur of the year!
Sappho x
I have a strength which means I take into account other's points of view and ideas within a team setting. My weakness here is when I allow somebody to dictate what's happening, even if I don't agree with it.
When I was a journalist (briefly) I was great at writing feature articles - but crap at butting into people's lives and asking personal questions!
I have a small retail business: I'm passionate about the product - but completely rubbish at sales and marketing. I just hate waving a big flag and yelling yoo-hoo, look at me and get your cash out: cold calling is my bete noir. Bloody hopeless - couldn't sell Evian in the Sahara. I'll never be entrepreneur of the year!
Sappho x
