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Sara_2006
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 58
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Conwy

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Quote by noladreams
So... you've gone through all the preliminaries (whatever they are for you) and you turn up at the venue as arranged ready for a great meet.
What makes it all go tits up?
What turns a potentially great meet into a disaster?
For me, it can be one of several things: dirty teeth (yuk! :shocksmile or a crap/lacklustre snog. Instant turn offs.

them not actually showing up or even ringing with a lame excuse :cry: can happen even when its just a social meet. shame on them that do this
be prepared to pay at least £1200 for a small model tho ... perhaps there is somewhere that rents them out but honestly would you really want one that hires out such intimate equipment
yes but all you have to do is rub some oinkment on the mouse and it will convert to vermin flu which is treatable with a humane mouse trap rolleyes
Quote by sara-john
glad to help , its john btw

tut hogging all the limelight rolleyes
Quote by noladreams
The flight deck of a Boeing 747 cool

show off! rolleyes
do flight simulators count lol
is it more likely for the parents of boys to allow sex in your house and for parents of girls to not allow them.
i have often seen and experienced this double standard in bringing up boys and girls. perhaps its that boys dont have to live with the pregnancy and child after doing the deed that seems to make it ok for parents of boys to have sex under the roof than it is for parents of girls.
i myself am like a lot of liberal parents that it would be ok for the said child to have sex but i also wouldnt want to know about it. but then again i have a son. my partner has boys and girls and i would like his opinion as to what he would allow later in life when his kids are closer to an age of thinking about sex and would his views differ for each child because of gender (i very much doubt they would) i will ask him later and to perhaps contribute to this thread.
and as for the second question from the OP it is never mandatory for any 'guest' to partisipate in having sex but always fab if they do :twisted:
Quote by thevillians
Mostly it won't kill the guy involved. It just might make him wish he was dead. LOL

I agree with that,the thought of tieing my balls up make my eyes bloody water...
PS have been told duck tape is better
a 2 in 1 solution to the tying up and waxing after :twisted:
sugs it will be a small voddie and coke lol i know how much of a lightweight ya is don't forget :twisted:
if sugs tries to leave before you arrive lil i will personally tie her down and ply her with another voddie and coke pmsl
on top of a conservatory roof
another occasion on a trampoline
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
when i open my wardrobe to pack i will have some idea of what i will be wearing lol till then will you lot stop asking lol
careful folks or i may have to get thinking of new dates for the next event lol
does you local council offer free swimming for school kids (also available for pensioners) not sure if its just a wale's initiative. but is very handy for the odd few days when still at home esp helpful if they are of the age they can go on their own perhaps with a group of pals.. also helpful if they are young and parents have to accompany them
only advice i will give a fem from a fem is if you are at all in any doubt then dont try anything .... but if you do want to try something then perhaps at a club may be the way to go as if you get at all nervous then you can leave the room and no one is any the wiser that you have cold feet,,, just make an excuse like you need the toilet. clubs have private rooms so you dont need to be in public view. most males at clubs, i have found, are utterly respectful and if you mention you are new and nervous they will be even nicer and more curtious. but if at any time you feel things are getting too much just say stop and i am sure that no matter where you have decided to play then any decent play partners will respect what you want
minx you reallyyyyyyyyy don't want to let red loose with a marker pen.
anyway he is not allowed anything more dangerous than a blue and a green crayon :twisted:
what and have to work my butt off at being annoying grrrr do you know how hard it is to get to this level of downright vexatiousness rolleyes
oh and the fact would have to pay again sorry i will stick with this original account ty very much sarah x
sorry this is confusing the title says selecta but the message says partners ..... where are you going lol
oooops a personal apology
sorry for the small names on the badges i believe red had a difficult time with names and the writing was so small and he forgot his grandad specks rolleyes lessons learned that night lol and the type will be larger for the blind amongst us for next timelol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Who first decided milk tasted good.....and wtf was he doing at the time? :huh:

Assuming it was a he!!
Someone sees a tit and starts sucking....bound to be rolleyes
oh i dont know :twisted: redface
Quote by markz
Where has all the white poo gone........... rolleyes

white poo dogs owners have conscientious owners who pick it up cos they too embarrassed to get cought and fined
lol
cheers for the compliments folks but it was the company that did manage to turn up that made the night what it was
a huge thanks goes to the staff as well a brill job well done
what can i say about the karaoke ermmmm was sooooo funny and the dancing was brill but i did have to take my shoes off so that most of you felt a more normal size rolleyes (not that my feet were hurting at all you understand innocent )
again a big thanks for everyone who turned up