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Here are a few alternative meanings to some common words....
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up afteryou are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Any others?????
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up afteryou are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Any others?????
100 linesQuote by roger743
You also need to deploy some artificial lube either immediately before or immediately after donning this ultimate contraceptive.
Can't see it catching on somehow...
P.S. If the guy's using a traditional condom and the girl's using this contraption, do they squeek?
Possibly! They would be great for doggers in a thunder and lightning storm though!!!
