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SarfLondoner
Over 90 days ago
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Can't vouch for the effectiveness of any of these programs but take a look at:

M
Off to make dinner.....
Instead of the yummy chicken curry I had intended to make, I'm going to marinate it, grill it and have it with cous-cous!
I'd kill for a bar of chocolate though!!
M
If you;re running windows XP, the latest service pack has an inbuilt pop-up stopper for internet explorer...
Updates can be downloaded from the windows update part of the microsoft website.
If you're not running XP then do a search for a free pop-up blocker on
Hope this helps
When I was younger I was told that all the left-over foreskins were used to make ravioli!
It's a wonder I grew up as well-adjusted as I did! rolleyes
Quote by musketeer
Questions:
Does everyone agree it should have a fixed termination date? If so what, 3 months?
Should we take before and after pictures?
Should we have an end of term meet?

How about 6 months so that it coincides with the start of summer (less clothes - more flattering)
Before and after pictures could be good
An end of term meet would be great smile
Mike
Cut as a cut thing here - was done when I was 8 days old (lapsed Jew here - and it still hasn't grown back despite a penchant for bacon sandwiches and prawns!). I am happy with the way I am (not that I have anything to compare it with)
Mike
Title changed at the request of MollyandChris!
Now all we need are some photos of an appropriate nature being sent to Reese!!
Thanks in advance one and all!
Mike
Hi all,
Apologies if this has already been posted (my excuse is that I've only just got back from holiday), but I thought you might like a suitably themed advent calendar!

Mike
(PS Christmas eve certainly gets my vote!!!) :shock:
In my dim and distant days as an IT support geek the two phrases that would send a shiver down my spine were....
"Whilst you're here......"
And....
"since you last looked at it, it's....." mad :x :x
OK - Off to Canada tomorrow for 10 days and really do need to pack and all that so I am going to try and tear myself away from here and get on with it...
Catch you all on my return!
M
Glad it worked and thanks for the insight into everything you have around your computer! Makes my half eaten cheese sandwich and empty coffee mug seem sooooo dull!
On a serious note - check that your mobile phone is nowhere near the screen as that may cause a wobble - so would anything else with an electric motor (even battery operated devices!! wink ).
Failing that - try and find the "Degauss" option on the screens menu (it usually looks like a horseshoe shape with a line through it). That should cure the problem!
Mike
Quote by fruity1976
Im soo horny Im not even going to say what I was going to say!!
Thats how horny I am ner ner ner :P
:cry: neeeeeeeeeed noooooooookie

TEASE
Me too!
Must have something to do with being at home all day - mind wanders all over the place! redface
I totally misread the title of this thread and thought it said "Bonking on the way to Satan's" - Would that have been something about moral codes and going straight to hell???
M
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Zorba.

Is it Greek? Does it smash plates or dance?
WOW!!! rolleyes
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I once had a girlfriend who used to wet the bed when she was drunk - Not the most romantic thing to wake up to in the middle of the night! :shock:

EEEEWWWWWW brings a whole new meaning to waterbed rolleyes :roll:
Mmmm waterbeds - now there's a whole different experience...great until you get up then it's like you've been onboard a ship for weeks - everything seems to be rocking around you - very disconcerting!!! :roll:
Sorry but i think i would be sea sick on a waterbed!
Don't knock it till you've tried it lol :lol: 1st time for everything :twisted:
There's always stugeron, or those bizarre wrist bands that are supposed to stop it! Anyway - if you get the opportunity it's an interesting experience wink
Quote by honeyriderx
I once had a girlfriend who used to wet the bed when she was drunk - Not the most romantic thing to wake up to in the middle of the night! :shock:

EEEEWWWWWW brings a whole new meaning to waterbed rolleyes :roll:
Mmmm waterbeds - now there's a whole different experience...great until you get up then it's like you've been onboard a ship for weeks - everything seems to be rocking around you - very disconcerting!!! :roll:
Quote by honeyriderx
I once had a girlfriend who used to wet the bed when she was drunk - Not the most romantic thing to wake up to in the middle of the night! :shock:

EEEEWWWWWW brings a whole new meaning to waterbed rolleyes :roll:
It all came to an end when she did it in a posh hotel and we had to check out in the middle of the night making excuses as we went!
Quote by fruity1976
wonder what the queen was wearing under hers!! Just look at that neverending darkspace between the legs haha bet that goes on forever and ever and ever and ever right up to her royal gob! lol

You're headed straight for the Tower! - "Off with her head!" :twisted:
I once had a girlfriend who used to wet the bed when she was drunk - Not the most romantic thing to wake up to in the middle of the night! :shock:
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Flattery will get you everywhere!
I'm all embarassed now!
redface
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awwwwww don't be, you have nothing to be embarrassed about :therethere:
Dawn :silly:
It maintains my modesty I'll have you know!!! :twisted: