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SarfLondoner
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by corriefem
You know its not just the kilt but the socks too redface surprisedops: wink

Pure, virginal and white!!! :oops:
I've just been having a look through the photo ads and came across an ad which was looking for a nice normal average guy... rolleyes
"You must be under 40. I would like you to be... straight, cut, have a nice sized willy, darkish hair and brown eyes, and not too overwieght. Just like to meet a nice average guy for some sexy fun"
I guess it just tickeld me to see such a precise set of criteria!
M
Quote by flapjackboy
I suggested that we're the same but the one big difference between you and I is that I don't judge people.
Free your mind, Flappy, and your arse will follow. =)
TT.

I don't judge you, I leave that up to your own conscience. Oh, that's right, you had yours surgically removed at birth, didn't you.
*hands TT a crowbar so that he can pry his own head from his arse*
EDIT: BTW, only my friends get to call me Flappy. You certainly don't qualify for that category. You may refer to me as Flapjackboy, or, since I'm pwning you in this debate, Master.
Whilst I certainly do not condone "cheating" in any way shape or form I have read this thread with some interest and would like to say that TT has defended his standpoint in an erudite manner ( despite considerable provocation from other members).
The one thing that stands out from the quote above is that despite his protestations Flappy (oops sorry Flapjackboy) is certainly making judgements predicated on his own moral standpoint.
This forum is designed as a meeting place and in my view is not the right location for a witch hunt.
M
Quote by DeniseBabe
SarfLondoner your on the list........... any other single males will be considered after Christmas depending on how the list is looking for fems and couples cool

Thank you - feel all warm and fluffy now rolleyes
Quote by JonJon
Hi DeniseBabe, I've pm'd you a couple of times, can you get back to me ? ta smile

Me too.... pretty please :)
Quote by xxdevil69
I just got told off for telling her to 'fuck'!!!

So did I when I asked her for Lesbian sex! redface
Quote by xxdevil69
well so far I've seen her waste a whole pint and a banana!!!! Think its ridiculous!!! :shock:

Depends on your definition of "waste" wink
Anyway it was dodgy American beer - may as well be water!
Does a heavy rainfall and biting wind count????
Thought not! rolleyes
Oh well - hello from the monsoon season in South East London wink
Quote by JonJon
heh... I'm the guy that does the monitoring... :twisted:

Ditto ;) :twisted:
Same here - and the rest of the time I am "Working from home" - what a great eupahmaism!!!
redface
I guess that there are "horses for courses" - How computer literate is he and what does he want to use it for?
I have a Palm based Clie, It looks great and is pretty easy to use, however, the later windows bsed PDA's look and feel like a mini PC and to that end are much more intuitive to use.
If all he wants to do is sync address books and diaries with his PC then a simple, relatively cheap PDA of either genre will work perfectly well. If he wants to play MP3's, write spread-sheets, add a GPS and navigate to wherever with it, then a top-end Windows based one is advisable.
If the latter is the case, Dell are doing some pretty good deals on their PDA's on their website.
Hope this helps.
M
Same here - at home waiting for a delivery (should be here sometime between 8am and 6pm - don't you just hate that!)
Why can't delivery people be more specific?!?!?!?!?!
Aghhh! mad
Hi Denise and Mr_D any chance of being added to the list - will brave the Dartford crossing and my irrational fear of heights redface
Bog - toilet
Pillock
Turd
Khazi
"not a sausage"
Just a few (and no I'm not toilet obsessed - honest)!! rolleyes
I'm baaaaaaa-aaaack biggrin
Thanks for the banning wink
I've actually managed to go out and have a meal with other (in the flesh) people rather than getting my keyboard covered in yet more pizza rolleyes
OK - back to the addiction...What did I miss????????
Quote by Dawn_Mids
SarfLondoner get on with your work or I will deactivate you for the afternoon :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

Oh that's just not fair!!!
I feel discrimnated against for having the single males inability to multitask!!!!!!!!!
bolt off now though! x
Quote by Vix
Oh no! need food! too early for piza guy!! Must drag myself away - must draggggggggggg............. :giveup:

Lightweight. rolleyes
I wish!!!! - decided to stay here and metabolise some of my residual energy store!
- Maybe I could patent this as a new diet!!! :roll:
Oh no! need food! too early for piza guy!! Must drag myself away - must draggggggggggg............. :giveup:
That's possibly more information than I needed ...
could I suggest this as a potential solution...

You may need a cushion to stop you're bum from hurting though!
wink Mike
It's getting so bad that I have to leave my front door open to let the pizza delivery guy in - lest I miss a moments action! redface