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SarfLondoner
Over 90 days ago
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How about one of those annoying trick candles you get on birthday cakes???
Or alternatively a pumpkin umbrella???
(I'm not much help am I????) rolleyes
Grrrrrrr - frustrating as a frustrating thing - give me a steering wheel any day!!!
mad :x :x :x :x
Quote by warwick
Im on anti biotics at the moment and its doing strange things to my ahem drive
Is this normal rolleyes

Is that your hard drive????
I'd suggest a good defragmentation! :roll:
If he'd already found Atlantis why did it take him another 6 years to do it on Stargate???? :doh:
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O'Neil still makes me smile, but even he isn't enough to keep me watching repeat after repeat... so I'll go and amuse myself at Partners instead lol :lol:

He was so much better in Maguyver / McGuiver... whatever...!!
Especially the extended episode with Brian Blessed when they found Atlantis
Pure class.
Dxxx
Dragged to see "Wimbledon" at the cinema recently and it turned out to be better than expected.
Last DVD I saw was Charlies Angels II which I really enjoyed despite what the critics said!
Mike
This is something I have never understood....
I love tomato juice, would drink it any time and have even been known to down the odd (or should that be very odd???) yard of bloody mary in my time!
What I don't understand is why, as soon as they get on an aircraft, do so many people get the urge to drink the stuff????
Is it some sort of subliminal order from the tomato growers of the world???
dunno
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I have an addiction to buying what my friends call "Kitchen Porn" - I have the largest collection of expensive gadgetry, knives, pots, pans and assorted culinary paraphernalia known to man!
Help pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
rolleyes

Hello little boy do you want to see my Gaggia :shock:
Mmmmmm - double boilered, pressurised head, steam wand with attachments!!! hump :inlove:
Hi Denise,
Any chance of adding shy, retiring lil' ol me to the list??
Thanks smile
Mike
I have an addiction to buying what my friends call "Kitchen Porn" - I have the largest collection of expensive gadgetry, knives, pots, pans and assorted culinary paraphernalia known to man!
Help pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
rolleyes
Plus net for me - cheap and very reliable! had them for over two years now without a problem. you can get 1mb unlimited download quota for less than £30 a month as a wires only install!
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some of you peeps have no idea!!! its OBVOUSLY sweet chili flavour for sensations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trust me.. i did extensive reaseach

That's what I said - and nobody believed me! :cry:
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toothpaste....spangly (silver, glittery bits in it), tangy tangerine!! It's like thick medicine!! (calpol kind!).... nasty!! should be minty!!

I think I'll stick to watermellon flavour - hmmm minty lamb toothpaste????? do you think that would work?????? rolleyes :roll:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
SarfLondoner smackbottom enticing me in here with the promise of a lively debate on the best flavour of Walkers Sensations (Lamb n Mint btw - and you start talking about Watermelon toothpaste :shock: Toothpaste is mint, nice n fresh and ..... well.... minty! Don't want to climb into bed feeling like I've just eaten a water melon. confused
Water Melon toothpaste is just wrong!
And talking of wrong things - hair nets :shock: what are they all about? :undecided: dunno

At the risk of offending a moderator I am afraid you are wrong!! redface
The best flavour Walkers Sensations are the sweet chilli ones!!
wink
Oooh this is my 50th post - I wonder if it will now be my last!!?!?!?!?
So, being the slave to consumerism that I am I bought some watermellon flavoured toothpaste! I don't know why I did it - by rights it just shouldn't have worked as a flavour - but it actually was rather good...
Anyhow, it got me to thinking;what other edible items are there that taste better than they sound????
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I tried but I just got beer on the monitor confused :shock:
:doh:
Some people!!!! wink :wink:
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i thought that i'd just chuck in my two peneth worth mike,thought that all of your ad was great,the pictures were hot,hot,hot hump :hump: :bounce: :bounce: phwoar!!
*daff goes off for a cold shower*

Thanks smile
redface surprisedops:
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Does anyone even care that much??? rolleyes :roll: :roll: wink
Mike

No.
Gimme a suck on your lollypop.
Certainly!!! :shock:
OK - which one then - the original warthog? - a cutesy pumba - or a shrunken one of me in a kilt which no one can really see???
Does anyone even care that much??? rolleyes :roll: :roll: wink
Mike
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And I rather like your avatar, tis not a hippo Midlandsman smackbottom Tis a 'Pumba'
It is isn't it? :smug: oh god, please don't say I'm wrong about this too now, after my last post!!! confused

It most certainly is!
Oh no - now I am in a real quandry - to change or not to change that is the question!
thanks one and all for your replies....
Going by the general consensus (and thanks for all the complements too!!!!) I think I'll leave the ad as it is for the minute ( maybe minus one anatomical pic!!!!! ) - as for the wording , it's just who I am - I certainly don't have a downer on myself - just being honest - I am an average bloke with a very real talent (in the kitchen that is rolleyes )!!
I will change the avatar though!! - maybe something less warthogish and more cutesy - or possibly even manly - any suggestions?!?!?!?
Watch this space!!
Mike
When I first joined this website I made the classic mistake of assuming it would be sex all the way! To aid in my search of hedonistic pleasures I put up an ad which contained an everyday photo of me and a couple of "anatomical" ones. redface surprisedops:
Having been around for a little while now and found out more about this community I think the anatomical ones might well be considered too forward or unnecesary by the majority of the more established members of the site...
The question is do I edit my ad and remove theses pics?
Er....me either and I will not be in Cardiff tomorrow and Tuesday nor London for the rest of the week!
or maybe that's just a double bluff!!
Hi T&T any of that lovely curry left???
I managed to go out today and forget to get anything out to cook and now I am as ravenous as a small army!!! :P
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mmmmmm can i have a portion......... of curry and a minted lamb chop........... or is that just plain greedy rolleyes

Greedy? NO!
What do you fancy as starters and what as your dessert??
redface surprisedops:
I'd love some curry - want to trade it for some of the mountains of minted lamb steaks I just made for myself????
Mike
I think when God was handing out nipples I was at the back of the queue!
They look real, react to touch but the link from nipple to wherever it's supposed to go .... NADA!
I'd love to know what they're supposed to do for a man!
Anyone else share my predicament???
confused :shock: :?