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SauciSpouse
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
UK

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I'm just begining to experience the symptoms . . .
I really do need to get dressed & go out for lunch
(feeling too lazy to cook btw).
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
SauciSpouse, dont you dare let me be the only one with stocking tops showing wink please!!!

Was going to chicken out :shock:
but now you've got me thinking!!! :twisted:
Quote by The Muttleys
I think 5.
>>>>>>> agreeing with above calculations. lol

but would that need a balanced no of males to females?
(not quite balanced when there's 5 tho confused )
Does 1F & 4M(or more :shocksmile count as an orgy or just a gang bang?
Showing my innocent side now redface
btw there's something about the number 5 that gets me going
:lol:
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less than a week, getting excited now......................

Me too
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Beginning to get into this weekend lark again biggrin
Just got home from college, a whizz of housework before picking up the girls from school & taking them to a dancing lesson. Once hubby's back from work he can take over & I'm off out cool
Weekend will be spent decorating, or preparing to decorate our bedroom which is a builders site at the moment!! Sleeping on a mattress in the front room at the mo, atleast I don't have to stumble up the stairs!!
Quiet nights in Sat & Sun as hubby's on nites.

Strange how things always deviate from plan redface
Surfice to say we're behind on the decorating!!!
I don't have any money of my own but am quite happy spending hubby's money biggrin
Don't feel guilty at all cos he gets pay back in many ways redface
Have been enjoying myself of late as we've been doing up the house finally after living here for two years, making the most of our equity since quitting the south east & the mad house prices down there!!
I'm feeling very happy this morning & rather sparkly inside too!! Even though it's wet & cold outside.
However, fraid I said 'yes' to Marmite this morn so does that mean I have to keep out??!!
Never did get a reply from Jimmy but he did use to run past my flat when I lived in Stoke Mandeville!
Was in the audience on Crackerjack a few times but it was my brothher caught on film jumping around at the front of the audience. This clip seems to be the one they've decided to use from the archives when they've done progs on Children's Entertainment recently.
Sam, I need to check my loft as I'm sure there's a couple of Blue Peter Badges lurking there!
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Must admit to have lost count with Mrs Tnh a good few times smile Those are the best sessions :twisted:

I know exactly what you mean redface
Might be up for the record this weekend (fingers crossed) but then as I don't know what the record is I have to go on instinct & instinct says I'm on the way lol
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i must be a little different to some women
i had 24 orgasms last weekend i can t help squirting now i think it is my age but i love having sex and feeling like a woman

You count them to that extent :shock:
I'm usually too busy enjoying myself to notch them on the bedpost :twisted:
Beginning to get into this weekend lark again biggrin
Just got home from college, a whizz of housework before picking up the girls from school & taking them to a dancing lesson. Once hubby's back from work he can take over & I'm off out cool
Weekend will be spent decorating, or preparing to decorate our bedroom which is a builders site at the moment!! Sleeping on a mattress in the front room at the mo, atleast I don't have to stumble up the stairs!!
Quiet nights in Sat & Sun as hubby's on nites.
Debs
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I was staying at mum's a few weeks back & obviously couldn't help my new found addiction & needed to log on here, infact I even sent a few PMs :shock: Hubby was standing outside the room to foreward me if she came upstairs!! Just felt like a teenager again!! redface
I had to delete all my mum's internet history - luckily she doesn't even know what that is !! lol
PS My mum's as vanilla as they come - not quite sure how I became me!!
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Birds omg even typing that word has taken me two days to do had to type it with my eyes closed.

Strange you should mention that, I don't like birds either. Although it's the bigger ones that bother me, in particular sea gulls.
Have no problem with insects of any kind (I'm always the one that picks them up & moves them).
Don't think many establishments will go the whole hog & open 24hrs as on the continent. It will therefore just extend the problem that exists of drinking up time & not solve it. Shame really. But then who wants to be working in a pub at 5am ? :shock:
Married to Ninja (he can't get on here cos i hog the pc!! lol)
Know each other for 20 years lived together for 12 & married for 10. Very happy together & enjoy playing away together & separately. Think that covers all eventualities!! lol
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So is it .................... Men as Tarts and Ladies as Vicars ???
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Or we could go as ' Vicars & Tarts' in one surprised
but then I could just go as myself . . . . a Vicar's daughter !
redface
Big hugs hun :therethere:
We had a gorgeous cat called smudge, he was really fluffy & cuddly & must have been hit by a car. Hubby found him dead on our dining room floor . . . he was less than a year old. It was a couple of days after my dad had died & I was in Northumberland with my mum at the time. The only thing that comforted me then was that my dad loved cats & I just thought that they were together.
Your son's obviously been brought up well to have such a caring outlook.
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I always tell my friends that it is full of 'essential salts' - saves a lot of spitting, which I can't abide!!

It has got a distinctive taste but it's not salty.
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I hope this isn't a 'spit or swallow' thread rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

but surely it would be 'swallow' as it's realating to dieting? :idea:
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I was a Caroline and Luxie fan in my teens.

I have good memories of Radio Caroline as well
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i am into more than just dogging!!!!!

That may be but you still haven't said where you are, it might help a little smile
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That being the case I am away a week tomorrow for 5 days to Prague. Little holiday with the girls.
Mrs KC

J . . .
Have fun, I'm sure you will. I went there in February and had a really good time, just remember your thermals tho it may be a tad warmer at this time of year!!
E x
I had a very easy childhood. Brought up by caring parents in Middle Class Middle England, only thing was we didn't have the money to match my piers as my dad was a Vicar but we were happy & it didn't seem to matter. I went to a Girl's Grammar School, rebelled, didn't work for my exams but got reasonable grades & had sex @ 15 much to the shock of my parents!! Had great fun socialising !!