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Ooooooooooo Minxie babes, fingers & toes crossed you can make it!!! You're on the list as prov for now!!!
S xxxxxxxxx
S xxxxxxxxx
Quote by Buxom-Minx
Hi Scarlett
I would love to come to this one. Please can I be a provisional for now though and confirm a little nearer the time?
Lotsa lurve
Minxie :rascal: xx
Sexlightened
Quote by Pebbs-bamg
Oooooooooooo so many lovely people signed up - I'm dead excited already!!! Keep spreading the word - we want to see if we can top 200 people at this one.
On with the good news ........ after racking our brains (and some rather extensive Googling) we've finally come up with a game to top Swingers Bingo!!! Yes, we didn't think it was possible either, but this one will challenge you even further!!!!!
(For those of you who haven't attended one of our Munches before - all games are COMPLETELY optional and, relatively, pain free, so don't panic)
Lists all up to date - Scar xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Googling lol well im never gone win this one pmsl means ive to use me brain dam dam dam pmslu av abrain ????well ive got a likkle pea lol i can only but try look brainy gonna put me gigs on look well brainy then pmsl :shock:
Can I point out that brain power is never a requirement for any of Gillian & My games - it's different set of skills you need altogether. But I'm not saying anything more - you'll have to wait for the 22nd !!!! :happy:
Sexlightened
Hi Firelizard,
Just to warn you - I can talk about all things foody all day!! One question is - do you think you have a wheat intolerance or a gluten intolerance? If it's just wheat, then I know that Kellogs Cornflakes should be okay - Coco Pops have a tiny bit of wheat starch added, depending on how strict you're being about things. For main meals Rice is a saviour - and use all the different types from Risotto to wild Rice, Polenta is really good too. I make and sell various food stuffs, not that I'm trying to sell to you don't panic, but would be more than happy to mail you through some recipes I've tried that have worked and had goodfeedback from my wheat free clients, if that's any help at all.
Scar xxxx
PS: One fact I thought was interesting when I researched this a while back - apparently there is wheat in the gum on the cheaper brands of envelopes. Bizarre but True - so no more licking envelopes!!
Just to warn you - I can talk about all things foody all day!! One question is - do you think you have a wheat intolerance or a gluten intolerance? If it's just wheat, then I know that Kellogs Cornflakes should be okay - Coco Pops have a tiny bit of wheat starch added, depending on how strict you're being about things. For main meals Rice is a saviour - and use all the different types from Risotto to wild Rice, Polenta is really good too. I make and sell various food stuffs, not that I'm trying to sell to you don't panic, but would be more than happy to mail you through some recipes I've tried that have worked and had goodfeedback from my wheat free clients, if that's any help at all.
Scar xxxx
PS: One fact I thought was interesting when I researched this a while back - apparently there is wheat in the gum on the cheaper brands of envelopes. Bizarre but True - so no more licking envelopes!!
Sexlightened
Love way too scary for me - so I'm another one who's going to take the money!!
Sexlightened
Quote by WaterpistolNo need to apologise ... I usually divide girls into those who I would fuck and those who I would be seen with in public - and I would feel silly being out with someone too much taller than me :P
I checked out waterpistols profile too Witchy after comments above, and defo gets a :thumbup: from me, however did made me realise that the first thing I look for, and god - how shallow is this going to sound? Is height!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry, but I'm 5'9" in stockinged feet, and very rarely seen without a pair of heels, and if I meet someone who is 5'8" or shorter I just feel like the jolly green giant!!! (I have enough body hangups as it is without meeting people who, through no fault of their own, are going to exacerbate these).
However, I could always clip my toenails so they don't drag along your thighs :twisted:
How about girls you would fuck in public??
And I very much hope you clip your toenails anyway
although, mmm quite like having my thighs scratched, but my experience on this one has so far been restricted to fingernails! Sexlightened
Quote by Gillianthe1st
If Gillian is there then we will be there! Please!!!
xx
Oh I will be there with bells on dont you worry - Just dont leave it to late to come and find me next time!!
Oi Madam - just cos it's your birthday, I hope you're not thinking you can just swan around snogging everyone all evening!!!
Well ............ as it is your birthday, as long as I get the first snog - we'll say no more about it!!!
Sexlightened
All on the list - and all up to date again!! Let me know if anyone needs hotel details.
Sexlightened
I checked out waterpistols profile too Witchy after comments above, and defo gets a :thumbup: from me, however did made me realise that the first thing I look for, and god - how shallow is this going to sound? Is height!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry, but I'm 5'9" in stockinged feet, and very rarely seen without a pair of heels, and if I meet someone who is 5'8" or shorter I just feel like the jolly green giant!!! (I have enough body hangups as it is without meeting people who, through no fault of their own, are going to exacerbate these).
Other than that, I do like a profile with some text on it - what a person has chosen to say can be very revealing and if they haven't chosen to write anything at all, that says a lot too. I don't take too much notice of Friends, as I'm another who is friends with anyone who asks - but I find that people's groups choices can be quite illuminating - plus the quickies things are ace! I once met someone lovely who I found by clicking on a quickie from someone's profile I was perving, which lead to another profile to see who had written it, and then onwards through 2 other profiles, all via quickies, till I found this lovely person!! I think I might have to fight you for the Miss Marple crown B1oke!!
Other than that, I do like a profile with some text on it - what a person has chosen to say can be very revealing and if they haven't chosen to write anything at all, that says a lot too. I don't take too much notice of Friends, as I'm another who is friends with anyone who asks - but I find that people's groups choices can be quite illuminating - plus the quickies things are ace! I once met someone lovely who I found by clicking on a quickie from someone's profile I was perving, which lead to another profile to see who had written it, and then onwards through 2 other profiles, all via quickies, till I found this lovely person!! I think I might have to fight you for the Miss Marple crown B1oke!!
Sexlightened
Oooooooooooo so many lovely people signed up - I'm dead excited already!!! Keep spreading the word - we want to see if we can top 200 people at this one.
On with the good news ........ after racking our brains (and some rather extensive Googling) we've finally come up with a game to top Swingers Bingo!!! Yes, we didn't think it was possible either, but this one will challenge you even further!!!!!
(For those of you who haven't attended one of our Munches before - all games are COMPLETELY optional and, relatively, pain free, so don't panic)
Lists all up to date - Scar xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
On with the good news ........ after racking our brains (and some rather extensive Googling) we've finally come up with a game to top Swingers Bingo!!! Yes, we didn't think it was possible either, but this one will challenge you even further!!!!!
(For those of you who haven't attended one of our Munches before - all games are COMPLETELY optional and, relatively, pain free, so don't panic)
Lists all up to date - Scar xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
Just when you think you can't be shocked by anything any more!!!!
Sexlightened
Quote by Cubes
Working in my bikini - can't beat it!!!
I'm guessing you're not a traffic warden? :giggle:
Yer right - she's a judge.
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Don't be daft! She's a mannequin! ;-)
All wrong, but I do work from home which helps!!! (Scared the shit out of the postman this morning though lol)
Sexlightened
Happy Birthday my smoking buddy - sending you lots of kisses
Scarlett xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Scarlett xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
Almost the end of the month - and all this sunshine is looking like a points filled weekend!!!
Or - do I really need to make excuses for the fact I'm off dogging tonight lol
Hope you're racking em up in the sunshine Tan!!!
Or - do I really need to make excuses for the fact I'm off dogging tonight lol
Hope you're racking em up in the sunshine Tan!!!
Sexlightened
Very very happy birthday sweetheart - have a wonderful evening!!!
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Sexlightened
All updated again - did you miss me?? lol - come on folks, spread the word we need more to sign up, promises to be a great night - we have loads planned!!!
Scar xxx
Scar xxx
Sexlightened
Once again - all up-to-date and added to list. I'm away for a week now, will update when I get back, and Gillian has the hotel list if anyone needs it.
Scar xxxxxxxxxx
Scar xxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
BUT - I had a wispa last night for the first time in ages and it was huuuuuuuuuuuuge, much bigger than I remember them as a child. Although possibly I did buy an extra large one if such a thing exists?? Was yummy though.
Sexlightened
Oooooooooooooooooooo the list is growing sooo nicely!!! I'm getting excited already - list all up to date once again and you're all on it.
love Scar xxxxxxxxxx
love Scar xxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
I think I'd squash Woohoo if I attempted to ride him - but if you're recommending the experience!!!
lol
lol
Sexlightened
I'm up to date again and you're all added
:bounce:
Got a new hotel list with new recommendations of a hotel with a bar that's open late if that's of any interest to anyone???
love Scar xxxxxxxxxxx
:bounce:
Got a new hotel list with new recommendations of a hotel with a bar that's open late if that's of any interest to anyone???
love Scar xxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
OMG - give us a second to update the lists won't you!!!!
So happy so many people as excited about this as Gillian and I are - and, as you'll note, you're all added to the list.
Nola - as IF I wouldn't invite a fellow shoe lover to come!!!!
Pebbs - gonna bribe you with fudge to let Bam come in his orange overalls!
off to bed now xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So happy so many people as excited about this as Gillian and I are - and, as you'll note, you're all added to the list.
Nola - as IF I wouldn't invite a fellow shoe lover to come!!!!
Pebbs - gonna bribe you with fudge to let Bam come in his orange overalls!
off to bed now xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
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CarlnAdele (or at least half of!!)
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Philstarnchoozy
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If I made a mistake and you DID confirm and you're NOT on the list, then please please drop me a mail and let me know - as only the names on the above list will receive invites. Thank you most graciously: kiss kiss.
When your name goes bold on the list, you have confirmed and an invite will be sent to you the week before the munch.
Please note: the list is separated only so that Gillian and I can work out who we plan to snog, or if you'd prefer, for us to make it easier to count up!!!
ScarlettheHarlot
Gillianthe1st (with bells on!!)
Lailah
Noladreams
Midnight-Lady
Earthchild
Tulip1968
Little_miss1967
Playinglady69
Sassi
Maturehoneybee
Dirtyslut113
Sub_bifem
Hornybitch_2008
Tall-lady + 1
Kinkybifemxx + 1
Smudge1960
Kinkybifemuk
MoresomeMiranda]
Fiddlyfun
Single Males
Fabio
Naughty_boy_37
pmnbeaver
Murf
Kenyaton_1
Trashcan01
Tricky-dicky
Deniro
Casey-Jones
SteveRit
Irish69
Tallulah-76
TopperLeeds
Ahabs +1
Malkster
Horny-male_2008
Sparkysw
TopDollar54
Doxcox
Horny_male_2008
Spunky40
Oliver2009
Manaboutleeds
Big_N
Terry-Wogan
Massive233
Dee-five
Itsmedave
Ironman_alpha
Big1gaz1
Paulyorks
Cambhoy7
Ice_burnz
Geesthyork
Bigwinni
BiLonGuy
Donnytaz
Yorkshire_male
xxx31
Amistry
Upferritxxx
Jack4u56
Ten501uk
Boss1966321
Vauxgate2003
LeedsSimon
Horny-male2008
Couples
Cocksnogger
Pebbs-Bam
Redstar91
Yummy-Mummy & Agsol
Yorks_Shaggers
Naughty2yorks
Imup4it
Cumeetus
Mikeandkaz
Geordiecpl2001
Fumblingfingers
Shellmick
Westleedscpl
Bandscpl
Djcouple7
Gothicduo
PercyandLulu
Wickers (no knickers)
Winchman
CISJ
Upforit3101
Lucy_andy
Vicnkaz
Thelovecats
Curvyhussy & Pops
LeedsGothCouple
Alan30leeds
Bothshaven
Slm
CarlnAdele (or at least half of!!)
Heavanlysilverbach
Squeaky-clean
Lynndeb
RoseandPaul
Friskyduoyorks
NaughtyWiganCouple
Philstarnchoozy
Peach-mango
KrunchnCrisp
Kinkyboots01
Annie_19704
Rich_nikki
Northleedscple
cphil707
Smickey
Nicekat
John75couple
KattandSteve
Himandme09
KayandRobert400
Giventakecpl
Tazz1999
No1bitch32
Jason09
Coffeeandcreams
Goldaug77 & Tuyrkeypellets
Smiler1963 & Swinger4u_09
Stuart_Tanina
UKmale65000 & Racey57
Hotlips_n_hawk (again half of!!)
Sexynymphs
AndyC
Higgi29
yorkie62
Redhot4blk
Candjnwuk
Greedy4black
If I made a mistake and you DID confirm and you're NOT on the list, then please please drop me a mail and let me know - as only the names on the above list will receive invites. Thank you most graciously: kiss kiss.
When your name goes bold on the list, you have confirmed and an invite will be sent to you the week before the munch.
Please note: the list is separated only so that Gillian and I can work out who we plan to snog, or if you'd prefer, for us to make it easier to count up!!!
Sexlightened
ONE SLEEP TO GO!!!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
The list is once again completely up-to-date and we REALLY are closed now, really sorry if you haven't got your name down in time, but this has been on the forums for the past 3 months!!!!!
Looking forward to see you all tomorrow, should be an absolutely top night!!!!!
Scarlett xxxxx
:rose:
I've done it, I've done it, I've done it - or at least, I do hope I have - sent out all the invites I mean!! If I've missed you off and you've confirmed then I do apologise and if you send me a PM I'll whiz an invite out to you.
Soooooooooo looking forward to next weekend - although still not really sure what to wear, other than of course my usual corset.
Seven Sleeps to gooooooooooooooo
Scar xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Helloooo Yorkshire Munch Bunch, it's that time when I must inform you that Confirmations are needed please for Yorkshire Munch in Leeds on 22nd August.
Either post on the forum to confirm or send me a PM if you prefer. Those who have asked to be put down as provisional - fine to let me know a bit nearer the time if you're unsure as of yet.
We still have some spaces left - so sign ups still welcome, but I would ask that you only sign up now if you're pretty sure you're going to make it - as I'll do your confirmation at the same time.
Invitations will not be sent out until a week before the 22nd August (so the weekend of the 15th/16th) and that's when the details of the venue will be sent through.
Looking forward to see you all
Scarlett xxxxxx
Yorkshire Munch in Leeds
It's time to party again!
After the fantastic success of our first Munch (and you know it was YOU GUYS who came who made it so good) we're having another one - which will take place on....
Saturday 22nd August
7pm to 12 midnight
In a private venue in Leeds
(approx 1 mile from city centre)
:cheers:
This date has been very carefully selected - so we can all join in the birthday celebrations of supersnogger Gillianthe1st and goddess Lailah.
The theme for this one will be "Professions", and of course it doesn't have to be your own profession, can be anything you like!! From Firemen and Nurses, to Secretaries, Bakers and Haberdashers - anything goes!!! As always with these things dressing up is absolutely not compulsory. The bar and other staff at the venue are aware that we are Swingers - but as they aren't, (well - not all of them!!!) I would ask that you keep your bits covered please.
hwoar:
The location will be sent out by pm the week before - and you are reminded that this is to be kept strictly confidential. I have a list of nearby hotels and taxi's - if anyone would like this information send me a pm or post that you'd like me to send it.
The Munch is open to all members of the site who are regulars in either the forums or the chat room and who joined before 1st June 2009. However, should places still be available nearer to the time, I will open this up to others who joined the site after this date so long as they have become regular posters or chatters in their own right.
For anyone who has not attended a munch before, and for some of the regulars who may have forgotten the definition of a munch, the following link will be of help - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
There will be a charge of £5** per couple and ** per single to attend to cover the cost of the room and the DJ. Any money left over will be split between the DJ and the Bar Staff and receipts will be available for those who wish to inspect them. (And yes - before you ask, we have secured the services of DJ Vanilla once again!!!)
So all that remains is for you to sign your name below and look forward to meeting everyone on the 22nd.
My bestest buddy and top girl Gillianthe1st is helping organise this - so if you see either of us in chat and have any questions do please feel free to ask.
Scarlett xxxxxxxxxxx
:swingingchair:
** - please note, we've had to put the price up!!! I'm really sorry about this - after counting up after the last munch, we were sadly rather out of pocket. Unfortunately we plan these things based on the number of people who say they'll come and confirm, so due to the number of no-shows, although we made enough to cover the room and DJ, not enough to cover all the extras that were provided. It's not a problem - and rest assured, the extras will all be there at the next one - but we really would like to be able to tip the bar-staff and DJ this time, as I think everyone who attended would agree they did a fabulous job. If anyone has a problem with this, please feel free to discuss it with me via PM.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
The list is once again completely up-to-date and we REALLY are closed now, really sorry if you haven't got your name down in time, but this has been on the forums for the past 3 months!!!!!
Looking forward to see you all tomorrow, should be an absolutely top night!!!!!
Scarlett xxxxx
:rose:
I've done it, I've done it, I've done it - or at least, I do hope I have - sent out all the invites I mean!! If I've missed you off and you've confirmed then I do apologise and if you send me a PM I'll whiz an invite out to you.
Soooooooooo looking forward to next weekend - although still not really sure what to wear, other than of course my usual corset.
Seven Sleeps to gooooooooooooooo
Scar xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Helloooo Yorkshire Munch Bunch, it's that time when I must inform you that Confirmations are needed please for Yorkshire Munch in Leeds on 22nd August.
Either post on the forum to confirm or send me a PM if you prefer. Those who have asked to be put down as provisional - fine to let me know a bit nearer the time if you're unsure as of yet.
We still have some spaces left - so sign ups still welcome, but I would ask that you only sign up now if you're pretty sure you're going to make it - as I'll do your confirmation at the same time.
Invitations will not be sent out until a week before the 22nd August (so the weekend of the 15th/16th) and that's when the details of the venue will be sent through.
Looking forward to see you all
Scarlett xxxxxx
Yorkshire Munch in Leeds
It's time to party again!
After the fantastic success of our first Munch (and you know it was YOU GUYS who came who made it so good) we're having another one - which will take place on....
Saturday 22nd August
7pm to 12 midnight
In a private venue in Leeds
(approx 1 mile from city centre)
:cheers:
This date has been very carefully selected - so we can all join in the birthday celebrations of supersnogger Gillianthe1st and goddess Lailah.
The theme for this one will be "Professions", and of course it doesn't have to be your own profession, can be anything you like!! From Firemen and Nurses, to Secretaries, Bakers and Haberdashers - anything goes!!! As always with these things dressing up is absolutely not compulsory. The bar and other staff at the venue are aware that we are Swingers - but as they aren't, (well - not all of them!!!) I would ask that you keep your bits covered please.
hwoar:The location will be sent out by pm the week before - and you are reminded that this is to be kept strictly confidential. I have a list of nearby hotels and taxi's - if anyone would like this information send me a pm or post that you'd like me to send it.
The Munch is open to all members of the site who are regulars in either the forums or the chat room and who joined before 1st June 2009. However, should places still be available nearer to the time, I will open this up to others who joined the site after this date so long as they have become regular posters or chatters in their own right.
For anyone who has not attended a munch before, and for some of the regulars who may have forgotten the definition of a munch, the following link will be of help - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
There will be a charge of £5** per couple and ** per single to attend to cover the cost of the room and the DJ. Any money left over will be split between the DJ and the Bar Staff and receipts will be available for those who wish to inspect them. (And yes - before you ask, we have secured the services of DJ Vanilla once again!!!)
So all that remains is for you to sign your name below and look forward to meeting everyone on the 22nd.
My bestest buddy and top girl Gillianthe1st is helping organise this - so if you see either of us in chat and have any questions do please feel free to ask.
Scarlett xxxxxxxxxxx
:swingingchair:
** - please note, we've had to put the price up!!! I'm really sorry about this - after counting up after the last munch, we were sadly rather out of pocket. Unfortunately we plan these things based on the number of people who say they'll come and confirm, so due to the number of no-shows, although we made enough to cover the room and DJ, not enough to cover all the extras that were provided. It's not a problem - and rest assured, the extras will all be there at the next one - but we really would like to be able to tip the bar-staff and DJ this time, as I think everyone who attended would agree they did a fabulous job. If anyone has a problem with this, please feel free to discuss it with me via PM.
Sexlightened
Quote by Freckledbird
Er, can someone persuade the DJ to join SH please? He's definitely not quite vanilla - more raspberry ripple, I reckon :twisted:
Well I managed to get a snog and his number!!!!!!
THANK YOU everyone for a super night - why does it always seem to flash past so quickly??? Although I did try to talk to everyone I know I left a load of people out - but to everyone who made the effort and came it was wonderful and I'm already looking forward to the next one.
Love Scarlett xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
Sorry you can't make it Dave - but thanks for letting me know!!!!
House of harlot is chaos at the moment, but hoping to be all organised by tomorrow evening
S xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
House of harlot is chaos at the moment, but hoping to be all organised by tomorrow evening
S xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
Quote by ScarletTheHarlot
Another question.........
Can I have 2 points for giving the British Gas man a blow job please???? He's not a swinger and it wasn't a "meet" as such - but he did enjoy the BJ!!!
lol - Scar xxxxxxxxxxx
Nah you should of fucked him to :lol2:
I would have done - but my parents were due at the house in 10 minutes!!! lol
Plenty of time then
*remembers pulling my jeans up as my mother walked in to the house once*
Okay okay - accepting I don't get the 2 points for BG man BJ - but if I then lose by 2 points I'm demanding a recount!! lol
None of my radiators been working this week so had to call the British Gas man back again - and this time I did fuck him Tan, so claiming my 3 points!!!!!
Sexlightened
Thanks All - List now definitely closed - but have started up a reserve list.
2 sleeps to go
:silly:
2 sleeps to go
:silly:
