We are a relaxed SEXY HOT ASS professional couple who are very stable in our relationship.

Male is straight & Female is very Bi & very good at it too!! (Also it is her choice, it is not done just to please her male partner & yes he does smile lots about it).

We are slim & athletic from near Manchester. We think we are attractive, but we wouldnt put that we were a pair of munts now would we.

With the following information, we hope you will be able to make an informed decision to approach us or not. We dont want to keep you guessing. To clarify, before you read on, WE ARE LOOKING FOR: a SEXY Bi Female (curious newbie or not!), couple with Bi Female (or a friendly f**k bud -more details on application LOL), If you qualify & want to taste Read on, if you find boxes being ticked get in touch.

We enjoy both nights in and out either clubbing or eating out or with a drink or two. We do not tolerate racism, like to have interesting conversation and enjoy having a laugh (in fact it is essential), We consider we have our feet on the ground & believe we are fairly normal, although can be quite MAD, however we know who we are, what we like & what we want.

We are looking for HORNY fun. We enjoy & are looking for sensual fun, we want sexy touchy feely fun with plenty of kissing. We are happy with soft swap, but would consider full swap with the right person/people (Yes we have done it). We do like everyone present to be involved and enjoying themselves - lol.

We enjoy role play & fantasy (not dungeons & dragons style), we like saucy lingerie, putting it on, then stripping it off. The Boundaries begin & fantasy ends with the three Ps and Dont even ask!! WE ONLY PLAY SAFE and are discreet, respectful & very clean and So will you, this a condition of us hooking up.

We appreciate nice sexy pics, you dont have to be David Bailey, but would rather not see a stream of gonads (and no offence but we know what a hole in one looks like)

We are very laid back in our approach, YES you do need to be sexy & incredibly good looking, but also and possibly more important: MUST have a fabulous personality & be up for a laugh (even if youre not that confident as extra curricular activity is new to you!!)

If you smoke or dont smoke we dont have a problem with that

If you drink or dont drink we dont have a problem with that

If you vote or dont vote we dont have a problem with that

If you are black or white we dont have a problem with that

If you are a single guy pretending to be a girl we do have a problem with that

If you say you dont want to establish contact by pic or call because you are shy, (however willing you are to tell us what you like done to your back passage YES someone did really say that to us once) - we do have a problem with that

To prove we are real & a genuine couple, we can establish contact with you by e mail, msn, cam or just a good old fashioned phone call (even though we are northern we dont have carrier pigeons).

Look forward to hearing from you.

US BOTH xxx

PS: distance isnt necessarily a challenge as we do like the odd weekend away ( BTW the hotel would feature a minimum of 4****s not snobs, just enjoy the finer things)

PPS: If you are certain, very special couple reading this you know who you are, get in touch anytime!!!