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Shi
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
Straight Male, 46
United Kingdom

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Quote by Meeko
Sometimes I scratch nuts after chopping chillies and it fecking stings :fuckinghell:

Sometimes you try and sneak an ickle pinky up my bum to see if it stings me too :eeek:
Sometimes i enjoy a cheeky cider on a sunday night even though its a school night wink
Quote by anais
:eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek:

Did this really happen ? if so i better check my camera lol
Sometimes i have to SoundHog a songs lyrics that i am singing, as mini meeko pulls me up and says " That's really not the words mum " :karaoke: in my defence i sing as its sounds phonetically :giggle:
I blame petal for Meeko spilling water from the fish tank all over my carpet lol and having a mini flood :eeek:
listening to the guys where i work ( adults with learning difficulties) give the gas and electric cold callers the run around, and passing the phone to all the staff :giggle: doubt we will get a call from that company again :thumbup:
Quote by Cubes
I'm not listening to this right now, but I heard it on the radio tonight so it's stuck in my head now....

It's not the original version, but in my mind it's better. ;)

:thumbup: mine too
Trimmed if not it could get like velcro strips down there :eeek:
Since i have my new i pod :happy:i have not got all 34,000 of meekos songs on it so i have to shuffle past most, but i am back into Metallica " Of Wolf And Man " boink
OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ok ok u twisted our arms lets see what we can doo call in the babysitters for the office xmas party wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by Dawnie
Reflex, its probably not what you're looking for but its bloody excellent :lol2:

Oooooooooooo we loves a good Reflex night dont we Dawnie drinkies:drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::karaoke::karaoke:
Tanks Bambi my sweet another great night out :rose: and i am loving the start of the new look to the club too keep it up guys :thumbup:
Shi xx
Quote by Cubette
I going for judo, it's all that rolling around on the floor pinning your opponent down! :twisted:

Fancy a rumble wink
yep, just need to practise some moves lol
I have some pics if u wanna take a look to get some ideas :wink:
Quote by Cubette
I going for judo, it's all that rolling around on the floor pinning your opponent down! :twisted:

Fancy a rumble wink
Quote by Dawnie
Tough 1. I dont wanna chat to her and I avoid her when possible apart from loving time so it's gotta be shagg...

I am in with Dawnie now, u will have to wait now meeko wink
Do I have any say in this dunno
:giggle:
only which hole u would like to be sorted first :giggle:
Quote by Meeko
Tough 1. I dont wanna chat to her and I avoid her when possible apart from loving time so it's gotta be shagg...

I am in with Dawnie now, u will have to wait now meeko wink
Quote by Dawnie
OK OK I give in, snog :giggle:

ok that was easy i will push my luck and go with a shag now wink
Quote by Dawnie
Where is the option to drink tea with someone while ironing dunno
I guess for now its snog but you never know :giggle:

Erm ..... there isn't an option of snog, closest is shag lol
I thought shag might be a bit presumptuous redface
Can i add snogg to the list as i know dawnie is straight :rascal: but i am sure i could work my wicked way with my ............ silver tongue wink
Sticking the green shield stamps in the book and using a speak and spell :giggle: not that that has ever helped me after using one lol
I love cuddles and I love sex :confused2: maybe i need to try both to get a better idea, and then meeko offers me a struggle snuggle too :giggle: i think he is just pushing his luck :lol2:
Quote by Meeko
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
That one time at Band camp i had my Ball Gagg cubes wink
Band camp dunno Is that when you hid my bottle of vodka somewhere warm bolt
I slipped on the floor and landed on it :giggle:
Quote by Cubes
good job i was not as gobby as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:

I don't think you're that bad. ;)
That one time at Band camp i had my Ball Gagg cubes wink
Well many many moons ago when meeko can i could touch our owntoes we were able to do it under a blanket on the way back from spain on a bus , good job i was not as loud as i am now :eeek: it must be my age :giggle:
Quote by Xtasia
Week 3 update for you.
New membership system in, so anyone who never got a card, will now do so!!
Dimmers in on lighting throughout building, so we can now play with the lights for everyones benefit.
Music being addressed constantly and improvements being made. (Realised not everyone will love everything!)
All plants gone from dancefloor
Kitchen Rolls replaced with tissues and wipes
More choices at bar, same low prices.
Dungeon gear all moved to one area for fet play.
Plans for 8 lockable rooms drawn up, work starts 1st July.
Lots of social dates in diary, just Search "Xtasia" to find some for SH Members.
....and we're still listening
Paul & Flirt

:thumbup: Sounds Great Guys cannot wait to come back and see the changes :happy: