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Shi
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
Straight Male, 47
United Kingdom

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Quote by Meeko

bloody hell Ive already placed the drinks orders, all we need now is meeko and his cranberry juice

I am off the cranberry juice noe, aslong as they have plenty of vodka and diet coke I'll happy drinkies
Any chance of a cuppa tea or coffee coffee wink
oooooo let me see my Top 5 would have to be ..........
Captin Jack Sparrow .... not jonny depp just him as jack we can exchange makeup tips
Tom Morrello............ grrrrrrrrrr boy can he strum a guitar
Ray from Eastenders ............ bet he is dirty in bed and well alfie says he can cook so i would get a good breakfast lol
Adam Carter from spooks ........... u never know when u will need one .... a that is wink
James Hetfield he has got better with age and boy can he sing :happy:
I sat on a pressure wash while washing meeko and mines car the other week :eeek: then got told off for swearing :lol2:
Quote by Cubes
I suppose I would like 1 to replace Shi, but it must come with a mute button, be able to cook and wash up bolt

I take it you're wearing your cricket box tonight? :giggle:
Head protector and mouth guard too :giggle: be just like when we used to play Hockey and i was on the winning team wink
Quote by Meeko
Bloody hell Dave I heard about your curry night and like a bit of mint raita but never realised you wanted a Meeke riata with your poppadoms bolt

If you cum mint and cucumber then Shi needs to get you to the doctors quick...........but lets have a curry first lol
Dave_Notts
Better than shooting scotch bonnets.... been told they sting your bits.. over to Shi innocent
I am not saying a word meeko my peach , but just mind ya back the next time we have them wink :lickface:
Quote by Sexi_n_Bright
Tis my birthday weekend (yay Shi all the best women are Virgos...) so we'll see what's going on and let you know xx

:thumbup: aint that the truth about us virgos wink
Quote by shes-bi-i-aint
Add us please...... drinkies

My birthday 7th sept :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
planned it for yr 50th :taz:
Awwwwwwwwwwwww i feel so special now :giggle: can i have the comfy chair in the corner and if we play the ice game mind my false teeth :rascal:
Quote by Meeko
Add us please...... drinkies

My birthday 7th sept :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Fanks for a great night i even danced sober :eeek: whens the next one did you say wink
:rose: :giggle:
Quote by jon_foxy
Happy Birthday Meeko even if you did complain about my lipgloss when i gave u a midnight tonguing (this is foxy not Jon btw..altho they do have their moments ) wink ! xxxx

Do you know Foxy i can never get my phone out fast enough when they doo :wink:
Happy Birthday Meeko my ickle slut muffin :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Quote by tyracer
shi's big secret is out!
never knew you posed for comics shi
no wonder meeko does as he's told lol
Edited to remove image breaching forum policy.

Dam its must have been a good one that week wink and Meeko knows which side his breads buttered :giggle: its the one with the Bovril :lol:
redface Trevaunce we could do Hair share :wink:
Quote by Dawnie
thanks for the mail.
i will be there and im looking forward to it.

I didn't get one sad
I don't know where we are meeting and I want to go dancing :(
I did not get one either Dawnie :sad: meeko kept it all for him .............. its ok i will shagg the details out of him later wink
Quote by tyracer
what you think?

Ok ok thats better at least its Human form lol
Quote by HnS
Shi is a hairy pussy dunno bolt

rotflmao
nah its green and smooth :rotflmao: i need to get on the sun bed at least lol
Quote by Cubes
now before i went on my break i use to call Shi doctor quinn medicine woman because that's who she really looked like.
don't blame me lol many agreed with me on hearing this.
But then. on my return and to my horror Shi has changed her hair style so i've been looking around and trying to find someone or something close which is a perfect match.
Shi! this is ://

rotflmao
Run! Run fast! And don't look back!
Omg do i look that grumpy on cam :lol:
Watch that back mr ty watch that back :smile2:
Quote by Meeko
You've obviously missed your vocation in life and you should be pleased that the meeko butt plug is seemingly a sought after item?
Now, if you were just to shave the sides of your head you'd fit much easier into the cavity.
Bless!

Bloody hell Toots how big is your hoop bolt
Quote by HnS
Followed the link, but still puzzling if Shi's look is as as a result of the Meeko BP or laughter as to the Meeko TC (Trouser content)

I will come clean Hns I had a rolled up copy of Landrover Monthly down there and Shi was perving the adverts for the winches :lol2:
Theres some pretty long ones out there but she is used to them :2fingers:
Nah come on meeko time for the truth :lol2: i was shocked how much belly button fluff one person can have in one hole :eeek:
Happy Birthday my ickle puddin :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
Quote by tyracer
i agree with toots.
the meeko plug seems the way to go.
also the meeko plug is helped on its way by Dr quinn medicine woman so if it gets stuck an expert is always on hand lol

innocent
I love boobs smile thats the joy of having some of your own :rascal: and being able to play with other peoples too , there is some sort of softness you get from feeling another ladys other than your own , mind you both have there advantages sillyhwoar:
Quote by Playful2k3
Can i cum? xx ;-)

innocent Get the drinks in then lol :giggle:
I love a good crumble and cuzzy me , but i have got to say i am with Ben on the scone's ....... plain , fruit or maybe a cheeky cheese and sage one :thumbup: ohhh all served with real butter too
Quote by tyracer
yes i can confirm i'll be there.
i may need someone to protect me from shi wink
mad as a box of frogs that one lol

:silly: i dont know what you mean :rascal:
you looking for trouble?
bring it on.69position
:rascal: Just make sure that belts done up tight wont u :smile2:
Quote by tyracer
yes i can confirm i'll be there.
i may need someone to protect me from shi wink
mad as a box of frogs that one lol

:silly: i dont know what you mean :rascal:
Quote by Mellowman1
Count me in as long as i dont have this stupid course thing smile
I definately would love an evening drinking and having good conversation :)

Well you will have an evening drinking......I wouldn't pin your hopes on good conversation!!! :)
There is always face licking mell :giggle:
Quote by Bear69
Wooooohooooooooooooo hotel booked is it time yet :giggle:

Tell meeko its his turn to sleep on the floor lol
We can pop him on a board under the bed bear ;) and wheel him out when we need him :giggle:
Wooooohooooooooooooo hotel booked is it time yet :giggle:
Quote by whiplash
go on then smile
x

drinkies:drinkies: first rounds on u lady :giggle:
Quote by seanie-g
hi would love to attend this event is there a hotel nearby so i can book in to it please seanie-g xx

Just Google Broad Street hun there will be more hotels than u can throw a stick at :thumbup: