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Shloppy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 66
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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I was looking forward to this programme but being away I had to tape it. I watched it last night and thought that it portrayed Chris and Lorraine in a less than favourable light. As has been said in previous postings, the first rule of swinging must be confidentiality for swinging partners. It was shameful that there was "slagging off" of poor performances and under endowment. Sorry C & L but I don't think that this programme did you any favours.
I saw last weeks episode and I coldn't bvelieve how "awkward" the couple featured were. Admittedly they were older than the other swingers but the husband just looked too uncomfortable to be true. I felt awkward just watching.
Coming back from Spain this year with Easy jet I was a couple of pounds over the 20kg limit. They asked if there was anything that I could take out of my check-in bag and carry it on the plane with me so I had to open the case and start cramming things into my carry-on flight bag. Whats that about dunno
The weather's that bad two main stages have been hit by lightening and the start of the concert has been delayed whilst they try to sort out the electric.
Apparently there are people packing up and going home!
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An update.
It has been booming thunder constantly since 4am.
The rain started about 6am.
It's torrential.
Anyone who was jealous of festie-goers... just look at the state of me after the school run (school being about 500 yards away)

Wow - if thats not a reason to go to Glasto I don't know what is surprised
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soon i am going to see Thin lizzies contribute band...... so i will tell you all what it was like when i get back!

Saw Limehouse Lizzy (top Lizzy tribute band) last night for about the tenth time. They really rock. In fact although its sacrilage to say but I think that they are tighter than the actual Lizzy live who were more often than not off their heads.
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..and craig david did a small gig in our hotel large bar and i sat with 2 of the 3 girls from mystique it was great

Which day of the week was that? lol
#1 Thin Lizzy on the Jailbreak Tour (1977) with Brian Robertson and Scott Gorham.
#2 Bruce at Old Trafford Cricket Ground(2004)
#3 Queen with Paul Rodgers Manchester MEN (2005)
#4 Bobby Friss - Daytona Beach (2001)
#5 Stones - Leeds (1982)
#6 David Bowie (Ziggy Tour) - Leeds
#7 Cutting Crew - Leeds (C1990)
plus loads of other that haven't just sprung to mind
Yeah - back off folks. It may have been that he has been saving up all his life to own a prestigious car and just wants to show it off. If you haven't got a 9"+ cock to bandy about (which most girls want to ride on) let him wiggle his £40K porche - what's the difference? dunno
Unfortunately it's just the way of the modern world. People will have entered the draw for tix without any intention of actually going should they be successful. This will result in a lot of unwanted tix which will be sold on either through ebay (which is a marvellous facility to launder the tix) or privately through the local network. I dont ilke it one bit. If the proceeds were to go to Live 8 then fair enought but to profit from a non-prfit making organisation such as this stinks.
Wish I was going. - Just imagine it - Pink Floyd playing "wish you were here" on a sultry July evening Mmmmmmm.
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I love my contact lenses and the freedom they give me andputing them in does get eaasier over time, for me its great doing a massaeg without them cos i dont get oil on my glasses now!

I suggest you put them in now Olive wink
Yep - I've been a wearer for over 20 years. Started on hard; progressed to gas-permeables and then finally onto softies. It's almost second nature taking them in and out. Sometimes after a good (or bad) night out I have no idea how I manage to remove them and place them into their containers - not always into the correct side - but I think in all the years of wearing them there have only been two instances where I didn't manage to take them out.
Good luckhwith yours, enjoy the freedom.
Never mind childbirth try anti-depressants for isappearing orgasms mad
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I much prefer men who are the same age as me or older. In my experience, younger men don't have the more mature personality that I like.
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i totally agree with ladyfeebee on this 1, never been with a man younger than myself, same goes for women. lol
Horneyred and dino how can you prefer older men or women if you've never experienced younger men and women confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Did anyone see Celebrity Island on ITV last night? What a load of tosh. Put a gaggle of "glamourous" wannabe's on a fantastic 6 star desert island and see if they cop off? WOW.
Although I must admit to having been hooked on Big Brother I honestly can't see the point in trying to match up "celebrities" for the camera. They do that all the time at home so why bother forking out all that money to create a fantasy island of their dreams? I can't see people's interest being held for 5 or 6 weeks or whatever it's scheduled for.
Abi Titmus - what's she all about? She's not even that
I have always been turned on by "older women". The trouble is now the "older women" are younger than me confused
It's a hard life but someone has to do it I suppose - Enjoy yourselves. cool
Hi Chrislorraine. Were you the couple getting it on by the pool and who got told off by the headmaster man?
Nothing turns me off more than smoking. Whilst I feel I am very liberal minded and not one to be judgemental I just have a blockage when it comes to cigarettes. Foul smelling, dirty, cancer promoting, causing bad breadth and horrible little wrinkles around the lips. Not for me this one. But then again that is only my opinion, each to their own.
I'll never be able to look at camels toe again! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Never been to a nudist beach in this country - my willy is small enough without having the cold to contend with redface , but we do go to nudist beaches abroad. We started three years ago and have not looked back since. It felty completely natural to the point that now if we do have to wear a costume it feels completely UNnatural. We have even on occassions started our own nudist beach where it wasn't designated. We were amazed how many followed suit.
Kinky Lizard Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject:
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Hmmmmmm that's an easy one.......
....although you got used to it after a few weeks
and before you ask.........i did brush his teeth before the tongue went in

....but more importantly - did you brush yours?
I've never had a bad snog - but I know loads of people who have! redface surprisedops: innocent
I love to watch real couples having sex rather than glamour models and paid studs.
I can’t say professional videos do much for me but to watch real people warts and all going hell for leather is a fantastic turn on. For those that like this sort of thing there is a good series of viewers wives videos from Your Choice videos. I wonder if anyone from SH has featured in one of the 42 videos in the series?
Come on own up! There must be some. :thumbup:
If you go to the following site and click watch clip you’ll see what I mean.
I made it my Holy Grail to find a partner who could ejaculate. I had read about it for years and honestly thought that it was an urban myth. Now matter how hard I tried with my wife it didn’t happen. It seemed to get very close with lots of contractions and swellings but no actual squirt.
My current partner on the other hand is a BIG squirter. Every time she comes I get a power wash. Well that’s great at first. Such a turn on. I would get sooo horny just thinking about it BUT after several years it becomes more of a chore to have to mop the bed up afer a good session or to have to sleep in a very wet bed. We have tried with towels but even towels aren’t enough to mop up all the ejaculate.
I don’t know if I’m complaining though!
Just to add my two-pence worth. I used to feel very self conscious when receiving a blow job. In fact I used to loose my erection which in turn would make me feel even more self conscious. I used to try and avoid receiving BJ’s and pull my partners head towards me for a kiss instead. I don’t know what changed really but now I love a good BJ - and there is a big difference between a good BJ and a bad one. Teeth are a no-no especially if you’ve got pointed fangs (well it feels like it sometimes). Tongue around the helmet is wonderful and noise is good. I think that if you feel your partner is really enjoying herself/himself then that’s the most important aspect and I love partners that can’t get enough spunk. blast
Happy Cats Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject:
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Eddie Booth & Bill Reynolds

Wow. That was quick. Correct