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SiGo1
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Never heard of her-so looked it up on t' 's a pretty fine woman,lovely chunky thighs and she's with a woman who keeps tigers as a pet is cool with me 8)
By the way it was 1978 according to my source,does that make you feel old??? wink
Hurrah! Lancashire spelt correctly you brightened my day Gaggy biggrin
I think we better watch out once Jo is better, I get the impression she'll be making up for lost time wink
Talking of strange things our cats do,does anyone else have a cat which wets themselves in their sleep?Or is it just me that has this pleasure confused
Also talking of cats friends mine have a gang that consists of themselves a cat with no ears and a rabbit.I think they are like the local weirdos that group together cos' nobody likes them lol
oooh spoony wouldn't the tension be unbearable-and how do you explain your dreadful black activist and racist politician faux pas as host? smile
As somebody with three cats please multiply these problems by 3.I tend to sit on top of my cat to do this,it seems to work for a stray claw does get to the nether regions :shock:
For real fun have you ever had to use the aerosol spray to get rid of fleas.I didn't believe it was possible for a cat to defy the laws of gravity
If the journos are still reading here they're probably trying to figure out what sexual deviancy weimar germany is as we speak
Spoony says;
The big Momma in tom & jerry bring on the fuller figure (tee hee)
Oh yeah that was one woman full of loving,you can tell the way she shouted "THOM-MAS" 8)
where are the other 71% of people going to nurture their affairs?If you know don't keep us in the dark.
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
I think mine is arather obvious Jessica Rabbit rolleyes ,though I do find Bugs Bunny attractive when he invariably dresses as a woman.
Also Daphne from scooby doo is pretty hot-zoiks-but as shaggy is my alter ego, not Fred I'm well out of the running sad
We live and learn
Still as a proud Lancastrian I do insist you correct your spelling to Lancashire, and i thank you for making me feel better about my signature
Rebecca_uk_tv said
And on the way to a famous football gound someone sprayed "Lesley Boulton gave me a 5 pound blow job"
The charged me a tenner.
For those of you in the know,it's the subway near the leisure centre. wink
I don't understand the concept of graffiti personally,so I find it all bizarre but today I was treated to ANAL SEX RULES in a subway close to home in Bury.I foud it strange that somebody would go to all this trouble to highlight their love of anal.
Does anyone else have any examples of out of the ordinary scribblings-not the usual darren iz bent rolleyes
Can I just ask-what is to be gained by putting your ad in the wrong section??I mean if I am a female seeking males why will I be looking in Females seeking Males??
Go figure mad
I've never had to pick my balls out of a net,my zipper this some new fiendish craze reported by the news of the world, knacker-netting????
Won't the lotion make a mess of your gloves spoony,if you have hands like a goalkeeper?
Maybe Spoony want's to be your subserviant busty???
This reminds me of the time I had Glandular Fever and a throat infection all at the same time :cry:
My throat was so painful and swollen that all I could have was soup or these symptoms along with a temperature that meant I had to have my bedclothes changed three times a day persisted for 3 an almost entirely liquid diet i can assure you that even a hiccup could have ended in a rather nasty "accident" This was not helped by being attached to a drip that was too large for the toilet cubicle in the ward so meaning I had to leave the door open each time I had these watery delights to dispense.
On telling my friends this they went and told everyone else,becoming via the magic of Chinese whispers that I had been admitted to hospital as I couldn't stop shi**ing.
Oh great days, great people :shock:
As a lover of the larger lady,I'd just like to say that well busty babe pushes more than enough buttons.
As for finding women there is a large amount of chance involved,things crop up in the way almost incessantly for me but you just keep chipping away!
Attached once,once bitten back for more wink
Well here's my two-penneth
The Italian Job-As a mini fanatic this is positively porn
Run Lola Run-An intelligent, witty and stylish film from Germany of all places
Midnight Cowboy-I don't think I have ever had such affection for characters in a film and the ending is a real heartbreaker
Kes-Who can forget Brian Glover's I'm Bobby Charlton?
Trainspotting-A film that defines an era for myself.
Need to mention........
Quadrophenia
Plan 9 from outer space-voted the worst film of all time (brilliant)
An American werewolf in London
I've never watched any lord of the rings films am I missing out on much confused
Can't believe nobody has mentioned Little Britain-listen for repeats on radio 4 on Tuesdays at
the sound of Tom Baker saying "Britain is the finest country in the world,anyone who disagrees is either a gay,woman or mental", in his overtly theatrical tones never fails to crease me up. lol
don't listen to Meredith cos' she's missed a period
I like the way this topic has made feathers fly :twisted:
I didn't say arrogance is a virtue,in fact the point I was making is that the way I have that arrogance is a bad point of mine (as well as many others).
The point about liking an argument was just a bit of devilment hence the :twisted:
No Ithink I was really trying to say SORRY
Just not good at it though (aren't all blokes)
I'm sorry if offend or don't make great artistic statement as to why I dislike the things I like, I just don't believe in grey areas and I know it is lazy to just say -crap,shite etc. when describing point I make is light hearted and this probaly dosen't come across in type.
But I do believe in each to their own and I don't look down on somebody as a person due their choices in clothing,music and so on.I admit that probably these are areas that I am probably arrogant about but thats just because I feel strongly about them and am confident in my opinions of them.
I think I just like an argument :twisted:
Music is subjective to tastes my dear thats it's beauty.I could quote several albums that could , in my opinion, change your lets face it you could be worse liking say, The Darkness or something.
You go your way and I'll go mine smile
these are brilliant the great thing is everyone has said them at one time or another
All kneel at the alter of Peter Kay worship