As somebody with three cats please multiply these problems by 3.I tend to sit on top of my cat to do this,it seems to work for a stray claw does get to the nether regions :shock:
For real fun have you ever had to use the aerosol spray to get rid of fleas.I didn't believe it was possible for a cat to defy the laws of gravity
If the journos are still reading here they're probably trying to figure out what sexual deviancy weimar germany is as we speak
Spoony says;
The big Momma in tom & jerry bring on the fuller figure (tee hee)
Oh yeah that was one woman full of loving,you can tell the way she shouted "THOM-MAS" 8)
We live and learn
Still as a proud Lancastrian I do insist you correct your spelling to Lancashire, and i thank you for making me feel better about my signature
I've never had to pick my balls out of a net,my zipper this some new fiendish craze reported by the news of the world, knacker-netting????
Won't the lotion make a mess of your gloves spoony,if you have hands like a goalkeeper?
Maybe Spoony want's to be your subserviant busty???
Oooh I think I've just cringed :dry:
yes i have
There
This reminds me of the time I had Glandular Fever and a throat infection all at the same time :cry:
My throat was so painful and swollen that all I could have was soup or these symptoms along with a temperature that meant I had to have my bedclothes changed three times a day persisted for 3 an almost entirely liquid diet i can assure you that even a hiccup could have ended in a rather nasty "accident" This was not helped by being attached to a drip that was too large for the toilet cubicle in the ward so meaning I had to leave the door open each time I had these watery delights to dispense.
On telling my friends this they went and told everyone else,becoming via the magic of Chinese whispers that I had been admitted to hospital as I couldn't stop shi**ing.
Oh great days, great people :shock:
I like the way this topic has made feathers fly :twisted:
I didn't say arrogance is a virtue,in fact the point I was making is that the way I have that arrogance is a bad point of mine (as well as many others).
The point about liking an argument was just a bit of devilment hence the :twisted:
No Ithink I was really trying to say SORRY
Just not good at it though (aren't all blokes)
I'm sorry if offend or don't make great artistic statement as to why I dislike the things I like, I just don't believe in grey areas and I know it is lazy to just say -crap,shite etc. when describing point I make is light hearted and this probaly dosen't come across in type.
But I do believe in each to their own and I don't look down on somebody as a person due their choices in clothing,music and so on.I admit that probably these are areas that I am probably arrogant about but thats just because I feel strongly about them and am confident in my opinions of them.
I think I just like an argument :twisted: