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Oh Jaine I don't think there is anyone I'd like more to mop my brow right now 
As for the new mini-pah! Remind me of VW Golf I'm too old skool to accept changes
The ultimate white knuckle ride the mini
Simon goes back to bed-feeling better knowing that Jaine is mentally mopping my brow! :twisted:
As for the new mini-pah! Remind me of VW Golf I'm too old skool to accept changes
The ultimate white knuckle ride the mini
Simon goes back to bed-feeling better knowing that Jaine is mentally mopping my brow! :twisted:
As a very sickly boy in the corner this thread has brought a smile to my weary heart,then when I started to think of the amount of times I have nearly been killed by minis I sort of feel worse
The first mini I had was a 1979 1000 now that I took to a track day and left in an ambulance after the steering seemed unwilling to co-operate sending me into a wall
The next one an 1981 1000 with stage 1 had been done up by this nutter who had ripped the interior out put a roll cage in and painted it black with white stripes up the centre and had a devil painted on each door-it was named el diablo and it was possibly the most terrifying car ever
The best was the 86 1000 that I bought to do up-my god!The driver door used to open at will, I shall never forget going up the M65 at 60 leaning out of the car trying to catch my door!The carburetta stuck open fully occasionally meaning I would involuntarily accelerate at break neck speed for no reason!
Anyway I feel very ill after that and I need a nurse - any volunteers
The first mini I had was a 1979 1000 now that I took to a track day and left in an ambulance after the steering seemed unwilling to co-operate sending me into a wall
The next one an 1981 1000 with stage 1 had been done up by this nutter who had ripped the interior out put a roll cage in and painted it black with white stripes up the centre and had a devil painted on each door-it was named el diablo and it was possibly the most terrifying car ever
The best was the 86 1000 that I bought to do up-my god!The driver door used to open at will, I shall never forget going up the M65 at 60 leaning out of the car trying to catch my door!The carburetta stuck open fully occasionally meaning I would involuntarily accelerate at break neck speed for no reason!
Anyway I feel very ill after that and I need a nurse - any volunteers
If there are two things I love to spend money on it's
Clothes & Horse Racing
Now if you were to look at me you'd say this man spends no money on clothes,and you'd be wrong!God I seem to spend hundreds on clothes and still look like I've been dragged through a Charity Shop backwards - though I do get some clothes from charity shops.
One day I took the bold move of clearing out my wardrobes,4 bin bags of clothes to the charity shop - I wonder if there are pensioners out there walking around in any of my Paul Smith cast offs?
Horse Racing - well after Cheltenham this week I'd rather not say anything apart from looks like Smartprice beans all week! :shock:
Clothes & Horse Racing
Now if you were to look at me you'd say this man spends no money on clothes,and you'd be wrong!God I seem to spend hundreds on clothes and still look like I've been dragged through a Charity Shop backwards - though I do get some clothes from charity shops.
One day I took the bold move of clearing out my wardrobes,4 bin bags of clothes to the charity shop - I wonder if there are pensioners out there walking around in any of my Paul Smith cast offs?
Horse Racing - well after Cheltenham this week I'd rather not say anything apart from looks like Smartprice beans all week! :shock:
Just out of interest in relation to the women behind bars site, somebody I know was and still is,in Durham Prison and was on the same floor as Rosemary West and Myra Hindley when they were so far she has had 4 proposals for marriage despite her been already married to somebody in an Italian Jail with family you wouldn't want to mess with :shock:
Apparently the more infamous on the wing were recieving much more, so i suppose it's not just Women who love a bad boy :twisted:
Apparently the more infamous on the wing were recieving much more, so i suppose it's not just Women who love a bad boy :twisted:
On Saturday I planned to take my daughter to Chester Zoo and on the way back have our dinner in Delamere Forest,now knowing this site and it's locations I timed it so that I was well out of there for day went well and food seemed to be mostly going in her mouth with her on my knee in the front of the car.I was parked in a clearly visable place not in any corner-So imagine my shock when a silver car pulled up by me and two fellas started to peer in - at in full daylight!There were still other people with kids and dogs these two received a two fingured welcome and were told to f**k off in no uncertain terms 
Anyway my message to some of you is that if you are going dogging people don't tend to take their kids,they don't do it where there are kids around and it tends not to be in full we are looking at wanting to meet you we'll give you a message just don't peer in peoples windows.
And if I ever catch anyone approaching my car again while my daughter is in I will see to it you have nothing to dogg with :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Sorry had to get it off my chest after readinga previous post
Anyway my message to some of you is that if you are going dogging people don't tend to take their kids,they don't do it where there are kids around and it tends not to be in full we are looking at wanting to meet you we'll give you a message just don't peer in peoples windows.
And if I ever catch anyone approaching my car again while my daughter is in I will see to it you have nothing to dogg with :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Sorry had to get it off my chest after readinga previous post
I've got to admit that the recent press coverage has really made dogging a no go area for some.I myself really don't want to do it,I did go to some sites some time ago but I too found it quite I can gather from others more experienced than I this is par for the course that you have to put up with these idiots.
The problem I found is that there are some men that seem to act like cavemen where dogging is involved, they seem to be very agressive not in a physical way but their demeanor.
I am not,even though it sounds it, trying to put you off dogging it just seems these are difficult times for it! I'd really suggest you try and arrange a meet with people through this site who will be a litle more gentle in their approaches and have the knowledge to maybe try and avoid situations.
The problem I found is that there are some men that seem to act like cavemen where dogging is involved, they seem to be very agressive not in a physical way but their demeanor.
I am not,even though it sounds it, trying to put you off dogging it just seems these are difficult times for it! I'd really suggest you try and arrange a meet with people through this site who will be a litle more gentle in their approaches and have the knowledge to maybe try and avoid situations.
Well spoony these are a few of my favourites off the top of my head
Marvin Gaye - Can I Get a Witness
Martha Reeves & the Vandellas - Heatwave
The Supremes - When the lovelight starts shining through his eyes
Ike & Tina Turner - Finger Poppin'
Etta James - Tell Mama
The Velvettes - Lonely,lonely girl am I
Edwin Starr - stop her on sight (SOS)
The Velvettes - Needle in a haystack
Now I 'm off to clean my Chelsea boots and cut some moves to these sounds
Marvin Gaye - Can I Get a Witness
Martha Reeves & the Vandellas - Heatwave
The Supremes - When the lovelight starts shining through his eyes
Ike & Tina Turner - Finger Poppin'
Etta James - Tell Mama
The Velvettes - Lonely,lonely girl am I
Edwin Starr - stop her on sight (SOS)
The Velvettes - Needle in a haystack
Now I 'm off to clean my Chelsea boots and cut some moves to these sounds
I haven't mentioned Serge Gainsbourg! :doh: Docteur Jekyll et Monsieur Hyde is one of my favourites of all 's a French Johnny Rotten 8)
Do you know I've long considered Radiohead as Britains best,most innovative band but I've never really been able to get into them sort to speak-God I've tried!I know what you're trying to do you minx mentioning Radiohead :twisted:
By the way Spoony if you want any recommendations on any 60's Soul come and ask me-it's a pet subject of mine
Do you know I've long considered Radiohead as Britains best,most innovative band but I've never really been able to get into them sort to speak-God I've tried!I know what you're trying to do you minx mentioning Radiohead :twisted:
By the way Spoony if you want any recommendations on any 60's Soul come and ask me-it's a pet subject of mine
Todays Sun Page 28
DOGGERS SPIED ON GIRL'S
A teenage girl told a court yesterday told how she was in a car at an infamous "dogging" spot - while a group of perverts watched through the windows.
The Australian backpacker, who was 18 at the time, said 57 year old Harold Hudson lured her to the car park - used by strangers for sex.
He told her he was an undercover reporter who needed help to expose a MP, the court heard.
But once at the Royal Horticultural Society Garden at Wisley,Surrey, Hudson allegedly gave her cocaine and subjected her to a five hour sex ordeal as a group of men brunette wept as she told Guildford Crown Court : "I was crying. I could hear men banging on the windows asking to turn the light on so they could see,asking if they could come into the car.
"There were probably half-a-dozen outside."Hudson eventually let one pervert into the car to join in the attack, it was claimed.
The ordeal ended when Hudson allegedly said: "shows over 's had enough"
Hudson of no settled address denies trial continues
I think I speak for all users of this site when I say this is a sickening and appaling incident and is not the behaviour of users of this site who try to conduct their meets in as sensible manner as possible.I can only imagine that those looking on must have been unaware of the incident and if they were aware they are no longer welcome in my eyes on here
DOGGERS SPIED ON GIRL'S
A teenage girl told a court yesterday told how she was in a car at an infamous "dogging" spot - while a group of perverts watched through the windows.
The Australian backpacker, who was 18 at the time, said 57 year old Harold Hudson lured her to the car park - used by strangers for sex.
He told her he was an undercover reporter who needed help to expose a MP, the court heard.
But once at the Royal Horticultural Society Garden at Wisley,Surrey, Hudson allegedly gave her cocaine and subjected her to a five hour sex ordeal as a group of men brunette wept as she told Guildford Crown Court : "I was crying. I could hear men banging on the windows asking to turn the light on so they could see,asking if they could come into the car.
"There were probably half-a-dozen outside."Hudson eventually let one pervert into the car to join in the attack, it was claimed.
The ordeal ended when Hudson allegedly said: "shows over 's had enough"
Hudson of no settled address denies trial continues
I think I speak for all users of this site when I say this is a sickening and appaling incident and is not the behaviour of users of this site who try to conduct their meets in as sensible manner as possible.I can only imagine that those looking on must have been unaware of the incident and if they were aware they are no longer welcome in my eyes on here
Well my cats have never once brought back a dead animal-as yet, but have brought back the following
Several cigarette packets
crisp packets
hair bobbles
sponges-including one of those huge ones to clean the car with which my neighbour asked for
a rabbit at the back door-brought back as a friend wanting to be fed!When I lived in Leeds they did this now they seem to do the same with my neighbours rabbits
One of my ex-girlfriends used to have a cat who just brought home skulls?Not human before you ask
And the old favourite I get a fresh leaf every day at 8 AM
Several cigarette packets
crisp packets
hair bobbles
sponges-including one of those huge ones to clean the car with which my neighbour asked for
a rabbit at the back door-brought back as a friend wanting to be fed!When I lived in Leeds they did this now they seem to do the same with my neighbours rabbits
One of my ex-girlfriends used to have a cat who just brought home skulls?Not human before you ask
And the old favourite I get a fresh leaf every day at 8 AM
Gmanxxx you aint alienated me,theres not a day goes by that I don't consider at least one of the executions for at least one of the cats
Take the time one of them shite neatly in my shoes, or put holes in my clothes, or peed all over my clean clothes-Oh how I laughed :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
We are in two categories in life Dog or Cat,each annoy and delight their owners in equal measure
Take the time one of them shite neatly in my shoes, or put holes in my clothes, or peed all over my clean clothes-Oh how I laughed
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x We are in two categories in life Dog or Cat,each annoy and delight their owners in equal measure
