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SilkandBigG
1 month ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 59
UK
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Sex God
You mean there are no women at all in the place where you guys live ??
Here's a tip. Each read each others posts and then try and work out what they have in common. That should help you gain some more success.
Good luck fellas
Here's a tip. Each read each others posts and then try and work out what they have in common. That should help you gain some more success.
Good luck fellas
Sex God
if he takes you out again, just repeat 'theres no place like home' over and over and click your heels together three times. You are wearing heels I take it .
Sex God
No lets not......................surely the whole thing about charging for anything is all about getting money out of us :shock:
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Fat, wobbly , firm , toned, skinny , tall , short , giggly , smiley , moody , happy , surly , curly , straight haired , red headed , blonde , raven haired ,mousy , blue , green , brown or grey eyed GIRLIES. We love em all !!
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Quote by BIoke
On the boy racer note.....wish one would flip one or burst a tyre whilst they at it, now that would break some ice and give us a better laugh
I've invested in a catapult - silent but deadly and the little f**kers generally don't know where it came from in the dark of night. Only use it if there's a few cars about though or you may be rumbled!
Yes, I know it encourages them but we've got to have some form of payback for endless ruined evenings... :twisted: Also, is it just me or is there some strange god of anti-Dogging that ensures they arrive as soon as anything potentially good is going to happen after about 2 hours of nothingness?
Great post by the way matt, made me chuckle anyway :thumbup:
Anyway, back on subject, I'm thinking of bringing a mini-bus south on a Dogging tour of the A1/M1 with a few members of Girls Aloud this month - they are curious about what is commonly known here in Newcastle as the 3D's - Dogging in Doncaster & Derby. There will only be watching and touching allowed and maybe a little orally bi male on male ...but really nothing your mates need know about unless they are there - in fact, bring them too! Tickets available via Ticketmaster, beware Ebay touts! :rascal:
Are you bringing the ginger one ? Ive always fancied shes a dirty little cow :-)
Sex God
Thats a pleasure, it makes me feel less guilty about perving over your pictures all the time 
:lol:
Have fun
:lol: Have fun
Sex God
Ill give it a go Shadders.
Right go to the chat room, then start your cam. When the picture is showing in the room then right click the picture and you will see a wee window with various pictures at the bottom. One of them is a cam, click that , then settings,and there will be a new wee window with a drop down menu at the top, and you can choose what cam to use from that.
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Right go to the chat room, then start your cam. When the picture is showing in the room then right click the picture and you will see a wee window with various pictures at the bottom. One of them is a cam, click that , then settings,and there will be a new wee window with a drop down menu at the top, and you can choose what cam to use from that.
G x
Sex God
I dont think this applies to voyeurism though JT :-) and as we all know, no one expects more than that as a matter of course
Sex God
I expect its because parking systems are not just about charging for parking, but also about discouraging the flow of extra traffic to a particular area, so the parking has been paid for, but the driving through the roads around it has not.
Sex God
I will just try and fit this in before the next list of transparent " I understand and we aren't all like that - any chance of a shag?" posts
Thing is (and this isn't even risking repeating myself -it definitely is)when you go dogging you go for something sensually different, slightly tacky perhaps,mysterious, unexpected. The thrill of strangers in the dark the passion of unknown individuals that exist in your world only as sex objects, and you exist to them as purely a sexual thrill. That's part of it all the fact that they want you so much they are breathless, they are shocked by your sluttiness and that motivates them to sexual control the action not by setting out pre-set rules and regulations but by owning the motivation and by old fashioned perception and reaction to circumstances.
Remember why you wanted to try dogging in the first place? Was it because you wanted a completely new thrill and something different and unexpected? Was it the anticipation of unknown that made it so sexy a thought? Well if you are not prepared for things to sometimes go down a different path to your exact picture then dogging isn't, wasn't and never will be what you want.
If you want to dictate the exact circumstances of a sexual encounter then arrange something with detailed emails and contracts and then do it in your living room (or in your back garden if the feel of the outdoors is what you crave)but don't try and condemn a practice that has been going on for decades if it doesn't work for you, simply stop doing it and do something that you do like.
This message brought to you again (same message different words) by a couple that goes dogging once in a while and sometimes it goes right and sometimes we go home.
Peace
Thing is (and this isn't even risking repeating myself -it definitely is)when you go dogging you go for something sensually different, slightly tacky perhaps,mysterious, unexpected. The thrill of strangers in the dark the passion of unknown individuals that exist in your world only as sex objects, and you exist to them as purely a sexual thrill. That's part of it all the fact that they want you so much they are breathless, they are shocked by your sluttiness and that motivates them to sexual control the action not by setting out pre-set rules and regulations but by owning the motivation and by old fashioned perception and reaction to circumstances.
Remember why you wanted to try dogging in the first place? Was it because you wanted a completely new thrill and something different and unexpected? Was it the anticipation of unknown that made it so sexy a thought? Well if you are not prepared for things to sometimes go down a different path to your exact picture then dogging isn't, wasn't and never will be what you want.
If you want to dictate the exact circumstances of a sexual encounter then arrange something with detailed emails and contracts and then do it in your living room (or in your back garden if the feel of the outdoors is what you crave)but don't try and condemn a practice that has been going on for decades if it doesn't work for you, simply stop doing it and do something that you do like.
This message brought to you again (same message different words) by a couple that goes dogging once in a while and sometimes it goes right and sometimes we go home.
Peace
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Quote by woohoo
Well folks!! sorry to disappoint you all but I won the £85 million and put five quid to it to pay off my debt
So it's all gone now and back to my nose to the grindstone
Thats not fair! You promised i could have half of that to settle our milk bill.
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Yeah it started really well. My guess is though you will HAVE to see part one before thursdays next one.
Groovy... am watching it now! :mrgreen:
Blimey! :shock:
That was brilliant! :mrgreen:
yeah kinda like Life on Mars, but with script writers
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We have done some "You would though wouldnt you?" threads before, but this blog made me laugh and worry at the same time, because I cant disagree with many of the choices at all.
Try and ignore the more obviously silly comments and you will find the cleverer (if cruel) ones funny.
Try and ignore the more obviously silly comments and you will find the cleverer (if cruel) ones funny.
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I reckon what you want is a Version 1.0 real cock. Shouldnt have any trouble finding one on here, its lousy with em
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Yeah like Ben i'm somewhere in between. If Karma suggests everything being interconnected and reactive then yes I firmly believe in butterflies. However some ways that Karma is described suggest predetermination so that would have to mean destiny as far as I understand it.
I don't believe we are masters of our destiny, but factors in it.
Chaos works for me.
I don't believe we are masters of our destiny, but factors in it.
Chaos works for me.
Sex God
The embarrassment of apologising for being wrong when we were so certain that we were right is a fabulous way of helping us to remember the new thing that we just learned.
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Never seen parking meters like it. Seen loads of car park ticket machines though. Especially annoying if you park right over the other side of the car park and then cant remember yer Reg
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If you sellotape a pound coin to a piece of cardboard, write your name and address on the back and then flush it down the toilet- you have more chance of getting your pound back. Save up five weeks lottery TAX and put the fiver on a three horse accumulator.
