Do the Eye during the day, then a spot of lunch (perhaps a slice of pizza eaten on a blanket in Hyde Park) stroll along the Thames path and visit the Tate Modern (Nice Pub near there right on the banks)or eat at one of the pretty brasseries in any of the arcades along the path. After dark hit Ronnie Scots and then hang out and drunkenly watch the freaks around Leicester Square.
I remember once in a bar in France on a particularly busy night I was having a drink with my elder sister and her fella when a drinken group of Scouse fellas decided to start picking on her. One of them stood behind her and whipped out his tackle and shouted wittily "What dyou think of that luv ?"
She turned slowly and didnt bat an eyelid replying
" Ah thats cute.....just like a cock only smaller"
aaaah you shouldnt mock old country ways.........you know the saying " he who shuck every pea grows as strong as a tree" or was it buzzes like a bee ? Or summat
Is she going to dye her hair blonde and replace Farah Fawcett in all the up and coming God awful made for TV movies she was scheduled to make ?
Ill go with the bad influence Kenty mate she doesnt set an example id want my boy to follow for sure, but I think waste of space is a bit of a stretch, she is a very talented girl and one of the best singers of a generation. Try listing all your favourite musicians of any era and then tick off the ones who are a good influence :-)
Try adding some cheese to them when theyre done Staggy. Its an old Shropshire recipe - its cheese - its peas- its cheesy peas!
In fairness though Losty mate, shes a bit of a one herself
Nope you are right, they just invented it to get Collymore
In my case its the self medication :shock:
Its sometimes for advertising, often times for laying down the law before you know owt about anyone, and in a few cases its useful for masturbation if the pictures are good. As a general rule of what the profiles are mainly used for by the most amount of members most regularly I would say categorically the latter.
Its official then Dogging is over The Popping Season has begun
Its horses for courses I guess, but I reckon the two things work at their best kept separate. A relationship is a relationship, and swinging is swinging - for me one developing from the other is fine but trying to combine them crosses way too many boundaries and emotional complications. Try to deny them if you like, but until we can live outside reality then they will always be there in some form.
Hey dont be too sad guys. Fathers day is about appreciating what all fathers are supposed to do, and even bad ones can help to teach us that right ?
Told me Dad I loved him with a big hug, and got the same from my boy . Then we all hit the pub. Thanks for the sentiments guys......cant wait for next Mothers day so I can spoil her too x
Hear everything you say.............have great life.
Peace xxxxxx
Hope you fucked em anyway Shad hehehehehe
See you there first week in August xx
At our local shop they put an auto till in a few months ago. Last week i popped in fer a packet of fags and there were two girls staffing the "auto till assistance" counter and a third one who should have been on the real till helping them work out why it wouldnt weigh a tomato for a fella who frankly looked like he was on the verge of running away sans salad.
Banks, shops, factories, and all manner of business would all do well to remember the value of humans in a service situation.
Gotta be Paul Weller Brand New Start
Sorry we missed it Sass we werent listening xxx hope it was fun x
The future aint what it used to be
Yogi Berra (The baseball coach not the pickernick thief)
Shame we were gonna suggest a dogging gangbang, that would at least loosen them
No instructions, but I have often considered having the words
"Serving Suggestion"
tattooed just above me cock
))) It needs to be in the bluntest Leeds accent possible, you know, with proper emphasis on every bit of it, with proper hard Ks and Gs and Ts, the lot, to have that truly authentic power to offend. Cockneys just don't do the words justice? If you're gonna call someone a cunt and risk a smack in the chops you've gotta sound like you mean it, and to me fahkin cahnt sounds too soft, almost friendly! You've got a point with the shut it you slag thing though. Definitely a Jack Regan sweeney voice needed for that one. ;)