I like a bit o period sex meself. Especially the bodice rippers..........
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SilkandBigG
4 weeks ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 59
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Yeah fuck all but country pubs here, i miss the sawdust from the smoke meself
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Another fine brave horse died today at the National-bringing the total for this years Aintree meeting to five animals dead.
I come from a family steeped in racing tradition, and most of my family adore a flutter. My grandfather owned an ran both a horse and greyhounds and loved them dearly whilst expecting them to earn their keep. My Grandmother at 94 still toddles down to the bookies every day to place the odd 20pence accumulator and most often wins.
However since I was a little boy she has made me promise faithfully never to bet on the debacle that is Aintree, she has always maintained that it is cruel and intentionally so. Three horses required oxygen just to survive the run in this year and only two got up.
Make no mistake these animals are athletes, trained to an incredible level of fitness, and yet they are run to the edge of death and sometimes, in fact often, beyond that.
It wouldn't hurt the organisers to examine the race and perhaps just make it more likely that the rides could survive to race another day. Last year they had a good meeting- only three died.
I urge everyone-whether you were lucky enough to have a tenner on the hundred to one winner or not- to stop betting on the thing and perhaps the bookies may pass on the message that we aren't that pleased with watching these brave animals literally run their hearts out.
I come from a family steeped in racing tradition, and most of my family adore a flutter. My grandfather owned an ran both a horse and greyhounds and loved them dearly whilst expecting them to earn their keep. My Grandmother at 94 still toddles down to the bookies every day to place the odd 20pence accumulator and most often wins.
However since I was a little boy she has made me promise faithfully never to bet on the debacle that is Aintree, she has always maintained that it is cruel and intentionally so. Three horses required oxygen just to survive the run in this year and only two got up.
Make no mistake these animals are athletes, trained to an incredible level of fitness, and yet they are run to the edge of death and sometimes, in fact often, beyond that.
It wouldn't hurt the organisers to examine the race and perhaps just make it more likely that the rides could survive to race another day. Last year they had a good meeting- only three died.
I urge everyone-whether you were lucky enough to have a tenner on the hundred to one winner or not- to stop betting on the thing and perhaps the bookies may pass on the message that we aren't that pleased with watching these brave animals literally run their hearts out.
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Bit of a trip for us this time of night guys sorry. We would have loved to come and share with you, you are a cutey! Maybe next time. Hope you loads of fun x
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Leave it in an extra half hour and you can have a loaf of ready made toast, time saved .
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Favorite is my Swiss army knife if I ever get a horse,and it treads on a stone I am ready!
Least favorite is Silky's bloody Iphone, not only is it a rubbish phone combined with a rubbish battery - it takes after the Ipod player in that its sole purpose is to make her sit on it all evening and pay silly money for stupid purchases from their 'store'. Forget Ianything and buy a Sony Ericsson phone and an Archos player.
Least favorite is Silky's bloody Iphone, not only is it a rubbish phone combined with a rubbish battery - it takes after the Ipod player in that its sole purpose is to make her sit on it all evening and pay silly money for stupid purchases from their 'store'. Forget Ianything and buy a Sony Ericsson phone and an Archos player.
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Good idea ! Im gonna use my ipod when im walking too, hey Dirty Girly may i use your headphones ? :twisted:
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I will have to tell Silky that it isn't normal to be 'quick to disrobe' during the winter........who knew ?
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Its getting us all fired up fer the trip seeing the bright lights of Welles !
As fer all you big revved up bikers , you are just showing off now !
As fer all you big revved up bikers , you are just showing off now !
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Nobody feels any pain
Tonight as I stand inside the rain
Ev'rybody knows
That Baby's got new clothes
But lately I see her ribbons and her bows
Have fallen from her curls
She takes just like a woman, yes she does
She makes love just like a woman, yes she does
And she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl.
...............................................
Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin'.
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.
...............................
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.
......................................
How many roads must a man walk down. Before you call him a man?
Tonight as I stand inside the rain
Ev'rybody knows
That Baby's got new clothes
But lately I see her ribbons and her bows
Have fallen from her curls
She takes just like a woman, yes she does
She makes love just like a woman, yes she does
And she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl.
...............................................
Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin'.
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.
...............................
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.
......................................
How many roads must a man walk down. Before you call him a man?
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Its nowt new, we all know what sells. We date way back to a site many moons ago called Dirty Davids . We knew the fellas personally and he started the site originally to meet swinging girls and get laid, but as it grew popular he eventually sold out as has been the case with quite a large number of the sites started by amateurs and the parties they host. We had so much trouble at one point because we used to post pictures just to share with friends and fellow swingers and then some git would close the site and ask people for money to see them, without even asking. We even started our own personal site as a payback, with the intention of linking up with similar folk on the net. Then we found that real genuinely amateur exhibitionists are so rare that we couldnt be arsed.
When Mammon raises his head he is hard to resist, and yet he always fucks things up - I suppose thats why we reacted so dramatically at first when the new owners took over here. However we have been pleasantly surprised, and although they have obviously used some aspects of it to generate traffic and money they have largely been fair and not greedy and very importantly they have always strictly policed the rules on professional 'services' being advertised which is always the beginning of the end for an amateur site. On the whole though everything is subject to greedy folk, I reckon we are quite lucky here
When Mammon raises his head he is hard to resist, and yet he always fucks things up - I suppose thats why we reacted so dramatically at first when the new owners took over here. However we have been pleasantly surprised, and although they have obviously used some aspects of it to generate traffic and money they have largely been fair and not greedy and very importantly they have always strictly policed the rules on professional 'services' being advertised which is always the beginning of the end for an amateur site. On the whole though everything is subject to greedy folk, I reckon we are quite lucky here
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Quote by Witchy
It wouldn't seem the same in type, but there was a very confusing conversation in which the song title "Constant Craving" morphed into "Constant Gravy."
Never attempt to have a conversation with someone who's spent his working life firing cannons.
Nope i get it and can hear every word...had a very similar conversation with an uncle of mine when i overheard him singing along to Dexys Midnight Runners classic "Cannelloni" :roll:
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Its not a fast one, im too scared for that! I havent sat on a bike for fifteen years. Its one of these....
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Clumber and Blidworth are probably the only two 'legendary' places we havent done on one of our travels. Is it worth a visit during this summer , and if it is whens the bestest fun days or evenings ?
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Last time we went to C%£*F*^RD Park the wardens were actively patrolling, mainly because of the awful mess the gay cruising fellas were making in the woods. Mind you that was summer before last they may well have got fed up by now. I expect the daytime shenanigans wont really start until sunny days and even then its a very busy park so careful not to spoil it for the families that use it.
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Its because its a vast clunky memory eating shitface of a bit of software. You could try re-installing , I did it three times and it worked everytime , but when it went tits up the fourth time i just removed it and set the DVD recorder.
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So did they convert you ? Or is there a chance we may bump into you at Holkham this summer? I have just bought a post mid-life crisis motorcycle, so we may have an even smaller tent than last time......perhaps you can find some way of reconciling your new found faith with the possibility of two proud men displaying their respective women folks pink parts whilst enjoying the sun/breeze/audience and perchance a strawberry mivvi ?
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Hm they would be a start :-)
Go to Start
Programs
Accessories
System Tools.
Then run a 'disc clean up' first
when thats done .......
from the same place run
a 'disc defragmenter'
ask it to defragment Drive C
That should take a couple of hours.
Now update your virus software and run it.
When thats done go here
and click where it says
# Server 1 Software Publisher Click to Download
Run that when its downloaded and after all that lot, about three or four hours if i guess right. If your pc doesnt run faster I will eat my hat ( or whatever you want me to eat)
Or as listed above you could get a new PC :-)
Go to Start
Programs
Accessories
System Tools.
Then run a 'disc clean up' first
when thats done .......
from the same place run
a 'disc defragmenter'
ask it to defragment Drive C
That should take a couple of hours.
Now update your virus software and run it.
When thats done go here
and click where it says
# Server 1 Software Publisher Click to Download
Run that when its downloaded and after all that lot, about three or four hours if i guess right. If your pc doesnt run faster I will eat my hat ( or whatever you want me to eat)
Or as listed above you could get a new PC :-)
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Now then lads thats a whole lot of sexy female dogger in one thread :-)
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Hey Minxy , when was the last time you spring cleaned it- you know a disk clean up , a defragment, and a damn good virus and malware scan ??
