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SinSi
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 110
0 miles · Nuneaton

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Quote by skinny
I can't believe that my fellow forumites have failed to advise you that you ought to make a point of spending a weekend with skinny!

Another good rule/suggestion is to ignore anything Skinny suggests, or better still have a good giggle about it and THEN ignore it!!
:giggle:
If you want to visit somewhere nice in good weather then I suggest somewhere abroad Jed, anywhere?! lol
I never know what to do with my hands at a nudist beach .... I mean nothing to iron .... anywhere?!
:giggle:
Depending on the stranger that asks it, I usually find it's asked by a newcomer to SH who's simple trying to find out from people if the site actually works and that you can get to meet people off here etc.
Bit like asking some people fishing if they have caught anything yet? If they answer no then possibly it's a crap place to fish (or their baits not up to it?! lol )
yet another load of ironing ...... woohoo!!
Whoops, I mean fuck me!!! Really?!
:giggle:
Quote by woohoo
ADMIN can ya sort ya site ffs its been goin on now for months gettin logged out!!!!! grr

You wouldn't happen to be have AOL as your ISP, wsm would you?
Do people still use AOL? I thought that had gone at the same time as dial up?! dunno
Quote by mintlicks
When you tick the setting to say you are in holiday, can your profile still be seen by others?

I never knew you could do that?! dunno Not that I'd be using it as I never get a chance to go on holiday, it's just work work work!! :cool:
Quote by tweeky
Read and reply to post and sort ironing requests
Check forums, adding waffle where applicable
Wonder briefly what's happened to Flowers after all the complaining he did about the JFF threads, now they have been locked away where is he?! dunno
Visit chat rooms and waffle again, usually about the lack of holidays :fuckinghell:

Profile says "This member is currently inactive". Does that not translate to this member is banned :dunno: His last few posts September 11th last year dont read like someone who was about to leave.
ahh, thanks for that Tweeks, can't imagine Flowers being banned blink he actualy apolgied to me for calling me a dullard the last time we spoke!!
Read and reply to post and sort ironing requests
Check forums, adding waffle where applicable
Wonder briefly what's happened to Flowers after all the complaining he did about the JFF threads, now they have been locked away where is he?! dunno
Visit chat rooms and waffle again, usually about the lack of holidays :fuckinghell:
Quote by TSM
Seems the chat site works quite well on my PlayBook, even my cam works properly. But laggy and not fully optimised for finger access but good when you are in a pickle.

Ooh I relish a good pickle!
lol
So so glad I'm only here for the ironing and not this sex malarkley stuff!!
Quote by Dawnie

Glad you've finally admitted that your arse is little!!
kiss

You were so shocked at the size, you had to come back for another feel to make sure it was as big as you thought it was :eeek:
:giggle:
lol
Think you'll find that I came back as I wasn't actually sure I'd felt it the first time as it's so so small
xx
Well, whatever reason you have to feel my arse, you are more than welcome any time :giggle:
How about in 30 mins? coffee :lol:
Quote by lovems
Blimey...

I wonder what it means when a magician pulls out a string handkerchiefs from his mouth?
So much choice, I'm not sure which one to pick! Gold, Fuchsia and Light blue I think. :twisted:
How about you?

Talking of magicians and hankerchiefs!!
Quote by neilinleeds
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
It is posts like this that keeps me logging on
Dave_Notts

Fuck me Dave, you're easily pleased? If it means you post more I shall of course try even harder with the complete utter shite and spurious bollox. ;)
Obviously you only need apply complete utter shite and spurious bollox 70% of the time!!
Quote by TrixieT
lol got mine from Boots last time Gorg .... and took em back the next day! lol
Be rude not too !!!! xxx Im there off to ebay for crimpers;)

New shocking !!! .. but fab idea you minx ;0) xx
i have some ace crimpers i got for xmas, will bring them lol xx
Bet they're not as good as the ones I use?!
:silly:
Quote by neilinleeds
A former lover and I had a dildo we called St Augustine ...does that count?

I had to look that up. You got it the wrong way round though surely? It was St Augustine who was deeply moved by the Hortensius of Cicero, not St Augustine doing the moving? lol Fuck knows what a Hortensius is though?
:P
I seem to remember from my latin days that it's a book written by Cicero named after his friend, the politician Quintus Hortensius Hortalus :jagsatwork:
Quote by Bluefish2009
%

I think you will find it more like 70%
Depends on your interpretation of 70%
So this is a thread about the names of pricks? ...... Is it just limited to people on SH or life in general?! :giggle:
Add me to the list please Try lol
Now what were the 80's like? ..... innocent
Quote by Dawnie

Glad you've finally admitted that your arse is little!!
kiss

You were so shocked at the size, you had to come back for another feel to make sure it was as big as you thought it was :eeek:
:giggle:
lol
Think you'll find that I came back as I wasn't actually sure I'd felt it the first time as it's so so small
xx
Quote by Dawnie
redface You shouldn't have been feeling it surprisedops:
Well, maybe just a little :giggle:

Glad you've finally admitted that your arse is little!!
kiss
I blame Dean for Burt being sacked, oops I mean Mick McCarthy!
Just for the record, Dawnie's arse was just fine and dandy on Saturday night
:happy:
Quote by whiplash
thanks for a great night Try n for playing my song smile thank you also for the company this morning whilst i was waiting to go to the station, a very pleasant hour it was xx
Thanks for making a nw person so welcome
Finally Special thanks to my dance partner xxxx
Chelle x

Didn't know your song was "Wheels on the bus"?!
:giggle:
Quote by nostringsluton
I blame the parents

Who you calling big nose?
lol
Quote by Pink_n_Blue
:bounce:
Going up Friday if anyone wants to say hi early wink

"Hi" Early?!
:giggle:
Quote by skinny
Now really..... once you get past 40 years of age you should just accept that you swinging career has petered out....sorry Peter.....and just relax into the online "wank over porn" group...cos you're not gonna get laid....mind you there are still chatroom options where you can pretend to be virile or sexy and deceive some young couple that you can actually deliver the goods....but hey...we all know that it's not gonna happen..so just retire gracefully....I mean who would want to shag someone over 40 years of age?

Best to just retire and have a nice cup of tea lol
William Hartnell and Peter Cushing were my favorites btw
Quote by The_pretender
I had a Renault Megane that had a rear end the same shape as mine....allegedly lol

Hmmm ... hope it didn't have a tow bar fitted?!
:eeek: