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Slydewhoosh
Over 90 days ago
Pan Male, 60
0 miles · Moray

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Quote by Lovecommando
6) .......... and Laddettes (even worse).

The worst thing in my opinion from your list, girls trying to drink, act & be a man.
Being called an animal when out for a few beers is nothing new to me.
I used to be able to drink any gender under the table for fun, had cousin's out on the pop with me & after a few sherbets I had to pour them into a taxi home because they cud not cope.
But a few years have gone since this has occurred, still enjoy the beer (looking forward to NW Munch), but thank god for millenium lol
Reformatting should wipe the lot though.
Just f/disk it then reinstall the old / new operating system.
Would it not be a lot easier to reformat the hard drive to ensure that no inadvertant pictures are stored on there?
I always remember coming back from school late 70's / early 80's with the frozen ice lollies called 'Jubblies'.
Triangular in shape & requiring a PhD in mechanical engineering to get the damn things out of their wrappings to suck upon :cry:
By the time I arrived home it was always melted.
One bright spark brought a pair of scissors into school one day / walking back home that night was bliss (it might have been pissing down with rain but we didnt care) we sucked on those frozen flavoured lollies for all we worth, toothache & frozen jaws hence prevailed.
That reminds me I haven't been on my msn messenger in eons confused
Will have to include it on here for all the females to say hello, realise I have a wicked sense of humour & never speak to me again hump
A typical Saturday:
Tiswas in the morning (my younger brother always wanted to watch Saturday Swapshop) he was soon 'PERSUADED' to change his mind wink
Then onto Play Away on BBC2 with Brian Cant.
Then watched Laurel & Hardy (Still in stitches when I watch them both now).
Tarzan with the one & only Johnny Weismuller (Best Tarzan ever).
Football results
Pink Panther at
Dr Who followed that.
Then the 'oldies' had there turn with Generation Game etc.
Whilst I was living near Peterborough I used to travel to a now ex of mine who lived in Weston-Super-Mud (Mare).
Travelled there after work on a Friday & left there late Sunday evening / early Monday morning totally knackered for work.
God nose how many miles that is!!!
Originally just the otherside of Bolton but now I reside in Jockland due to work
Quote by danny1
How ya doin, Impressive site. Where are you from dave and misschief, sorry and SlydeWHOOSH

I cum from below my waist or ....
I come from my mothers womb.
Both are true but take yer pick wink
Whilst at a pub with an ex, some drunken guy came over quite oblivious of me & came straight out with:
"Do you spit or swallow" to my female companion.
She replied "Neither I GARGLE".
At which point he went back to his mates totally dumb struck.
Welcome onboard ..... MOVE RIGHT DOWN THE BUS PLEASE!!!!!
Can you tell it's a real boring day at work.
Anyway have fun.
Happy Swinging
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I remember at the end they had to cross like a chess board & they cudnt walk into or let the invisible monster get em.
I'm no racking my brains to remember the name of the money.
But I remember the grumbling aspidistra, dragons, backwards-talking eccentrics and a gregarious butler.
Would you believe it was aired in 1981 - 1984!!!!!

Appologies to all for missleading you:
The Planet people went to was called ARG.
The cross aspidistra was called Rangdo.
The show ran between 1980 & 1986.
The currency was called Drogna & was based on shapes and colours. The value of a piece was calculated by multiplying the number sides by the piece's colour in the rainbow (Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet). So a blue pentagon was worth 25 points (5 time 5) and a red circle was worth 1 point (one side and the first colour in the rainbow).
The end game was called the vortex.
I remember at the end they had to cross like a chess board & they cudnt walk into or let the invisible monster get em.
I'm no racking my brains to remember the name of the money.
But I remember the grumbling aspidistra, dragons, backwards-talking eccentrics and a gregarious butler.
Would you believe it was aired in 1981 - 1984!!!!!
Quote by Marya
Another series I'd like to see screened again is "Catweazle" staring Geoffrey Balydon.

I preferred him in Worzel Gummidge.
John Pertwee imo was / is the best Dr Who ever lived.
Una Stubbs as 'Ant Thally' (in the words of Worzel) spoit it for me though.
Can you remember 'The Adventure Game' which was aired over on BBC2 (A fore runner to The Crystal Maze)?
Apologies - I did not read this post properly.
John Pertwee WAS the best Dr Who ever and The Adventure Game was fan bloody tastic!!!
Who are you, Slyde - will you be my freind?
I am friend of all & enemy of none, of course I'll be your friend.
But I must warn you, if I show up at your place, you will not get a decent conversation out of me & yer 5 yr old daughter may get upset due to me hogging the Worzel video lol
Quote by Marya
Another series I'd like to see screened again is "Catweazle" staring Geoffrey Balydon.

I preferred him in Worzel Gummidge.
John Pertwee imo was / is the best Dr Who ever lived.
Una Stubbs as 'Ant Thally' (in the words of Worzel) spoit it for me though.
Can you remember 'The Adventure Game' which was aired over on BBC2 (A fore runner to The Crystal Maze)?
Apologies - I did not read this post properly.
John Pertwee WAS the best Dr Who ever and The Adventure Game was fan bloody tastic!!!
Who are you, Slyde - will you be my freind?
Quote by Lovecommando
Another series I'd like to see screened again is "Catweazle" staring Geoffrey Balydon.

I preferred him in Worzel Gummidge.
John Pertwee imo was / is the best Dr Who ever lived.
Una Stubbs as 'Ant Thally' (in the words of Worzel) spoit it for me though.
Can you remember 'The Adventure Game' which was aired over on BBC2 (A fore runner to The Crystal Maze)?
All the time & effort you put into trying to get to know someone via here / msn etc only to be dissapointed at the last hurddle upon meeting them, when what you consider is fun to do & a turn on only repulses the person whom you have met up with.
So yes I agree the earlier the better.
Welcome to you too sir from another new guy into here.
Watch out though the initaition ceremony is weird but fun 69position
I agree with the majority of posts here:
The outline did hurt on my first one (I have 3 now - shoulder, base of spine & left arm), but the colouring in just became increasingly hotter.
As the tattooist said once you have had 1 done you will be back for more (He was correct), thing is I found because it's an unnatural pain the first time is by far the worst, but because your body has been accustomed to the pain once, when you get any subsequent one's its a real doddle & hardly hurts.
My friend has had numerous ones done & he said the worst he had was a devil with his son's name on underneath it on his arse.
Please remember though don't let anyone rush you into deciding which one you want, if needs be sit & look at them all before deciding because it will be with you forever.
My last (& favourite) one was a tribal pattern, but I refused to have it all black (I thought because everyone had them I wanted to be different), so I had a word with the tattoist to see what he suggested, I am glad I did & I am so happy with the result - it starts at black at the bottom & slowly get shaded through blue, green, red, orange & finally yellow at the top.
So just because you see a pattern there on the wall / in the book does not necessarily mean you have to have it exactly like that.
Anyway I hope all goes well & you choose a cracker
The WHOOSH man
Quote by mal609
judges perk at the moment Slyde. If, after the comp, they give permission, then we may put them up.
Mal
wink

Ahhhhhh well twas worth a try (coz if you dont try, you dont get slapped around the chops) to see all the beautiful ladies booblahs on display wink
Will these bresticles be available for public scrutiny also, or is it only for the judges to ogle over boink
Corrie,
Swinger or not anyone & I mean ANYONE that has Annie Lennox as an avatar must be a top chick in my eyes drinkies
Nah Monkey RULES .....
Tripitaka Female playing a Male priest,
Sandy the fish man,
Pigsy says it all.
Monkey on his cloud made from chest hair....
What more entertainment do you need!!!!
If you are trapped in a room with a man-eating tiger, a man-eating snake and a man u fan, and are given a gun with 2 bullets which do u shoot?
The Man U fan. Twice!!!
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What's the difference between the man u team bus and an hedge hog?
The hedgehog wears it's pricks on the outside.
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A helpline has been set up 4 man u fans:
0800 10 10 10 (thats 0800 won nothin, won nothin, won nothin).
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Why do they not sell tea at Old Trafford?
Cos all the mugs are on the pitch and all the cups have gone to highbury!
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Golden balls walks into a sperm bank and asks to make a deposit.
Nurse replies "No problem Mr Beckham, you've been here before so i'll just get your file."
After a while she returns with the file and after consulting it, asks him if he would like a little help from Posh to do the deed.
"No why?" asks Becks.
The nurse replies "Its just that here in your file it says that you are a useless wanker".
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Apparantly stats say that 96% of scousers have had sex in the showers.
The other 4% have not been to prison.
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I would surely like to attend this meeting of like minded folk, so, please add my name to the growing list of folk (hope the venue is big enough) lol
Thankyou, thankyou one & all for your welcome.
Hopefully I can provide you all with some nice input wink
Appologies to you 'Corriefem' but in my current location I don't have access to a web cam / digi cam to take any body shots for my avatar for you to look at :cry:
Hopefully this should all change next week when I am at home again.
Happy Swinging
The WHOOSH Man.
mmmmmmm I think I have died & gone to heaven coz that REALLY is mal609's arse as his avatar wink