Whether you are gallon gusher, noisy orgasmn, or the silent type as long as you get there in some way means or form is all that matters.
I would honestly rather spend time getting the female I am with to orgasmn, than me getting there (I can always have a 5 knuckle shuffle later).
If I had £1 for every liaison I have had where the woman has cum & I haven't I'd be bloody rich.
The WHOOSH Man
DAMN U 2 HELL,
DAMN annoying,
DAMN frustrating,
DAMN ADDICTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
The people I miss (who have shuffled off this mortal coil) are:
Tommy Cooper & Eric Morcambe.
2 of the all time greats.
Leg ends in their own life times.
Whenever they are on TV I have to watch & still end up in stitches (1 day I will have to get them on DVD).
The WHOOSH Man
Seeing there's only me here I have to feel meself :cry:
Feeling all ancient again now
The WHOOSH Man
190 mph JEEZ :shock:
My little 1.1 corsa starts to shake itself loose after 85 mph.
All I need a car is to get me to work (80 miles), then i travel were ever I am needed & it stays there till I come back to the office & drive it home.
The WHOOSH Man
Hereæs another fund raising event:
Bring a laptop to the Munch & charge everyone £1 for 3 turns.
The best time gets half the proceeds the rest goes to Vix' MS Fund
The WHOOSH Man
Nah the worst ones now are the clear plastic ones with fish inside me.
Who wants to realy see whats there as you are flushing .... I CERTAINLY DONT!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
When I used to visit an ex in Weston-Super-Mud (1995), our fav drink was Lemon Hooch ... god I used to get sooooo skull fooked on that stuff.
Not been able to find it in years though.
The WHOOSH Man
Many Many congratulations Dear Sir on this glorious achievement :thumbup:
Here to a few more 100's :cheers:
The WHOOSH Man
It will be just my luck for Alex to be allergic to daffs, be on a diet from chocolate, eggs bring her out in a rash & doesn't like TIZER.
Loves STOUT though
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
The WHOOSH Man
GRRRRR a bottle of stout you big spender you :cry:
Ok here goes:
£25, a box of after eight mints, 1 pickled egg, a bunch of daffodils (picked locally - neighbours front yard) & the pieste de la resistance 1 BOTTLE OF TIZER.
Beat that
The WHOOSH Man
Picture the scene:
A warm summer's evening in Cyprus.
The sea was like glass.
There was a full moon.
We had decided to try sex in the sea.
Foreplay had finished & full penetration was ensuing .......
& the bitch shouts "SHARK" !!!!!!!
I shit meself, go running out of the sea, grab my clothes & proceed to start running down the beach at full sprint, realising she wasn't with me I turn around only to see her pissing herself laughing.
I will have sex in the sea "WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER" came spurting out of my mouth when she asked me to rejoin her.
The WHOOSH Man
Man about the House was awful.
But George & Mildred had me in stitches, Yootha Joyce (God rest her soul) was phenominal & her side kick Brian (cannot think of his last name) bounced well off her
He now too is doing kids telly BloodyNora it's Wizzadora or summert like that !!!
The WHOOSH Man
Nowt as I have no access to a radio in my location :cry:
Better to get it out on a rental.
The WHOOSH Man
I'm filled with beer
as the dawn grows near,
i leave the bar
and puke on my car,
i start to feel faint
and my keys scratch the paint,
oh how i sound
when i hit the ground,
as my blood runs cold
i realise i'm too old,
to be filled with beer.
The WHOOSH Man
Appologies then,
But same SHITE gendre
The WHOOSH Man
I think it's from Platoon
The WHOOSH Man
Maybe you could make it into a worthwhile cause, create a calender & all donations go to vix' MS fund.
Just a thought
Happy Swinging
The WHOOSH Man
Calistra: I never did like Rolf on Saturday was boring at the time for me, but now I think he is fooking brill.
Vix: Hitcherhikers Guide to the Galaxy - CULT TV, the babel fish I wanted one, Zaphod Beeblebrox with 2 heads funny as hell.
F/Disk should be found on any windows boot disk.
Just start the said laptop with the disk in & run F/Disk from there.
Any problems just PM / MSN me
Glad to help
The WHOOSH Man xxx
