Twas tongue in cheek really, but I have posted a proper one in the poetry corner (called TEARDROPS).
So please all check that out to see if it 'floats ya boat'
The WHOOSH Man
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Slydewhoosh
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by dazandlou
"because we didnt look gay or lesbian"
Next they will be saying:
Here please wear this badge ....
'Gay'
'Lesbian'
'Straight'
But instead of 'Swingers' we'll have 'Somewere in between'
The WHOOSH Man
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I am truly honoured by being mentioned in the CULT TV show:
Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy
I will accept this honour on behalf of all SH members :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man
Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy
I will accept this honour on behalf of all SH members :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man
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The 4 of you in the same car will you ever get to the Munch hehehe.
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
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It's discrimination from people with closed minds in my opinion.
'People like us' - do we have 2 heads or go around shooting people NO!!!!
We are adults with our minds set on what we want & desire.
I agree TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
The WHOOSH Man
'People like us' - do we have 2 heads or go around shooting people NO!!!!
We are adults with our minds set on what we want & desire.
I agree TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.
The WHOOSH Man
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Maybe a race tween yer both is in order.
Would be fun to see.
The WHOOSH Man
Would be fun to see.
The WHOOSH Man
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Yes sarcasm apparently is the lowest form of wit.
But still being only a baby in here (Big one at that) I always find it better to ask then be an ignoramous.
But if you think I deserved it fill ya boots
Like I say at work:
I have 45 degree angled shoulders, made of 'Teflon' so fook all sticks.
hehehe
The WHOOSH Man
But still being only a baby in here (Big one at that) I always find it better to ask then be an ignoramous.
But if you think I deserved it fill ya boots
Like I say at work:
I have 45 degree angled shoulders, made of 'Teflon' so fook all sticks.
hehehe
The WHOOSH Man
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Of what status you are once you have posted so many posts?
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
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Again Sir,
Pardon my ignorance Cheech & Chong?????
I think I have entered an alternate dimension (hears the tune for the twilight zone in his head).
I have no idea Riff Raff who these charcters are
: : :
The WHOOSH Man
Pardon my ignorance Cheech & Chong?????
I think I have entered an alternate dimension (hears the tune for the twilight zone in his head).
I have no idea Riff Raff who these charcters are
: : : The WHOOSH Man
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Total party time tonight as I am aiming for the big 100.
Not bad for 2 days
The WHOOSH Man
Not bad for 2 days
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Riff Raff
If replies ain't restricted to movie cartoons, and if comic book characters are eligible, I'd like to put in a word for The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers - all of 'em.
Of course, a special mention must go to Fat Freddy's Cat.
Appologies to ya Riff Raff but I have never heard of em
The Beano was my favourite me brother used to get the Dandy (I thought it was rubbish).
The WHOOSH Man
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Many many congratulations Sir upon this awespicious occasion 
Hope this means you are still hanging around now then ... or was the first 500 just a phase :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man
Hope this means you are still hanging around now then ... or was the first 500 just a phase :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Ice Pie
The moral of the story: If you're going to change your appearance to suit someone else, try not to get involved with an idiot.
I am now crying with laughter at this statement ... very very good.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Santino
the best has to be buggs bunny
I always though buggs was an hypocondriact seeing he was forever asking for a 'DOC'
& here's another food for thought:
It has now been proven that all the carrotine in carrots acts as a dye & can discolour your skin to orange ..... so why aren't rabbits ORANGE???
Here's another one (old but good):
Why does a brown cow eat green grass & provides white milk???
The WHOOSH Man
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If thats the case then Barney must be the BUS INSPECTOR!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
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I have to listen to guys in the office talking about kitchen work surfaces ....
"Ohhh u think marble is in at the moment"?
"No pine effect is good, my knife block with extra sharp knives match then u see"
GRRRRRRRR I KNOW WAT I WANNA DO WITH THAT EXTRA SHARP FOOKING KNIFE U BOOOORING FARTS!!!!
Please excuse my profanities but they have been whittling on now for 1/2 hour about it.
The WHOOSH Man
"Ohhh u think marble is in at the moment"?
"No pine effect is good, my knife block with extra sharp knives match then u see"
GRRRRRRRR I KNOW WAT I WANNA DO WITH THAT EXTRA SHARP FOOKING KNIFE U BOOOORING FARTS!!!!
Please excuse my profanities but they have been whittling on now for 1/2 hour about it.
The WHOOSH Man
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Maybe it was due to the stress & worry before hand about hotels?
It can & does happen to all of us at sometime or other, so really I wouldn't fret about it, it's not as though this condition is a regular occurance with ya, if so then it would be cause for concern.
The WHOOSH Man
It can & does happen to all of us at sometime or other, so really I wouldn't fret about it, it's not as though this condition is a regular occurance with ya, if so then it would be cause for concern.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by CG26M
I would love to go Drinking with Otto lol
Otto is the school bus driver ... me thinks you mean Barney Gumbol
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Ok so be it.
But i will voice my opinion ....
VOTE FOR ALEX' AVATAR ... u know it makes sense (hand's out free lollipops)
The WHOOSH Man
But i will voice my opinion ....
VOTE FOR ALEX' AVATAR ... u know it makes sense (hand's out free lollipops)
The WHOOSH Man
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This occurred at Aberdeen Airport recently.
A lap dancer managed to climb over a fence (10ft) whilst pissed & only wearing her underwear.
She was found asleep in the cockpit of one of the jets.
They don't know who was embarrassed more the lapdancer or the security firm.
She was taken to court over it ... she got a slapped wrist & the security firm was fined substantially for negligance.
The WHOOSH Man
A lap dancer managed to climb over a fence (10ft) whilst pissed & only wearing her underwear.
She was found asleep in the cockpit of one of the jets.
They don't know who was embarrassed more the lapdancer or the security firm.
She was taken to court over it ... she got a slapped wrist & the security firm was fined substantially for negligance.
The WHOOSH Man
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Welcome,
Heres that line you asked for:
_____________________________________________________________
Hope it's ok
The WHOOSH Man
Heres that line you asked for:
_____________________________________________________________
Hope it's ok
The WHOOSH Man
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I'd vote to accept Alex' avatar as an entry (then again I'd vote for Alex anyday)
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Vix
Miss Vellum. (Sheesh, you're not paying attention, this afternoon, are you?)
You have a cracking figure (prolly better than her's)
But you would need to change the colour of your hair my dear.
The WHOOSH Man
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Grandpa: The Simpsons (I am forever in stitches)
Jessica Rabbit: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Horniest Character going).
Jessica Rabbit: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Horniest Character going).
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You know what it means when a bloke has big feet?????
He has to buy BIG SOCKS!!!
He has to buy BIG SOCKS!!!
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If time permits then yes granted pleasure for both is brilliant, but if only a quick liaison can be arranged maybe 30mins - 1hour like I said I would rather get her staisfied than me.
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
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Has he got big feet or summert :
I know you had 'Side Show Bob' last night
I hope not too much damage has been caused
The WHOOSH Man
: I know you had 'Side Show Bob' last night
I hope not too much damage has been caused
The WHOOSH Man
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Woooo HOOO just got secs.
Try & keep it in top left corner it helps
Try & keep it in top left corner it helps
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Quote by Vix
"You wanna take the sofa bed, or you can get in bed with us?"
I would have thought it would have been a greater laugh trying to get 3 of ya into a sofa bed.
The WHOOSH Man
