No Angel it's for the BEST booblahs as voted by the judges.
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Slydewhoosh
Over 90 days ago
Pan Male, 60
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Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
I want you BOTH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Venusxxx
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You girl are in for a good 
Prolly get changed to:
I eat pickle sandwiches lol
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Prolly get changed to:
I eat pickle sandwiches lol
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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I have 3 answers if anyone asks you .... Jeez you are fat:
I am the right weight if I was 8ft 4"
I am not overweight I'm just undertall.
I can lose weight, but you were born ugly & will stay that way.
The WHOOSH Man
I am the right weight if I was 8ft 4"
I am not overweight I'm just undertall.
I can lose weight, but you were born ugly & will stay that way.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Ice Pie
I can honestly say that these forums are in no way addictive, and after spending 3,000 hours reading them on the laptop in my bathroom, I ought to know.
3000 hours on the bog or in the bath :eeek:
Either:
You can now shit through the eye of a needle or
You are a wrinkled prune by now.
The WHOOSH Man
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oooooooo VenusnMars under 20 to go & all of yer posts have been very informative, descriptive & very entertaining.
The WHOOSH Man xxx
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Quote by Riff Raff
So you must've got one of those new-fangled plastic tubs now.
I don't think will work in front of a fire :eeek:
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Ice Pie
Call me a prude, but I don't think I want to make a first aid kit in the bedroom necessary!! LOL
Splinters can be recieved anywere nowadays
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by roger743
Plus, in the 18th century I could pass my scar off as a duelling scaras opposed to a vacuum cleaner scar.
Maybe he tried out a 'never any loss in suction' version of vacuum cleaner & it sucked up his ................
Necklace (bet ya thought I was gonna say penis
) & cut his neck thus resulting in a visit to the hozzie & an impending scar!The WHOOSH Man
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Well thank goodness you were coz any slip, trip or fall & the nights fun 'n' games may not be taking / have taken place.
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
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Ty corrie for yer nice words.
Hopefully I have contributed a good input into the forum, & I tend to continue this trend.
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Hopefully I have contributed a good input into the forum, & I tend to continue this trend.
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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I should think so too ... not wearing underwear & carrying a PIZZA :shock:
Glad you didnt burn yer bits!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
Glad you didnt burn yer bits!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
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I hope that we (SH) are going to keep this thread alive until they wake up in the morning :twisted:
Ice you cud prolly make 1000 by then :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man
Ice you cud prolly make 1000 by then :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by davej
Ahh misschief...the worst of it was it was one of them girlie umberella's that are telescopic and not much bigger than a dinner plate and mrs numpty nuts was trying to keep her electrics dry... ...fLuck her ever loving husband who was sat directly under the edge of the brolley and copping the run off.........It mattered not a jot that a middle aged man was sat at a busy road junction with his top half visible to the public and whose shirt went instantly see through...........even her bloody handbag got moved under the brolley......
Women have their priorites:
1. Handbags
2. Themselves
3. Electrics
I am suprised that the edge of the brolly didn't poke ya in the eye!!!!!
As for yer see through shirt ..... maybe you wanted to give all the folk a glimpse of yer manly figure to make em jealous.
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Quote by dazandlou
oh, poo to you all!!!!!
Now now. Be a little gracious. You are winning after all.
(Albeit thoroughly dishonestly! 
)I know - i'm waiting for you to go offline so i can drag Daz to bed for an early night, lol!!! but i dont want to lose my lead on account of unnecessary nookie, that would be awful!!!!
As long as this race doesn't result in sticky keyboards :wanker:
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Due to this fact I have posted another poem in the corner.
ENJOY :rose:
The WHOOSH Man
ENJOY :rose:
The WHOOSH Man
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Twas my idea for the calendar 
But it should only occur if all the ladies are in agreement.
The WHOOSH Man
But it should only occur if all the ladies are in agreement.
The WHOOSH Man
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Pity Deb's that you didnt manage to get a carrot suit:
You cud have been fooking like rabbits & getting a BJ at the same time.
But by yer posts that's prolly already in progress.
The WHOOSH Man xxx
You cud have been fooking like rabbits & getting a BJ at the same time.
But by yer posts that's prolly already in progress.
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Thankyou Judy & Rebecca for an interesting arguement & a facinating read.
It seems to me to be a minefield between all 3 (CD, TV & TS).
Do you find it that some people drift from CD to TV, or do you think that once a CD always a CD.
The WHOOSH Man
It seems to me to be a minefield between all 3 (CD, TV & TS).
Do you find it that some people drift from CD to TV, or do you think that once a CD always a CD.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by MikeNorth
Is there a list anywhere??? .....Of what status you are once you have posted so many posts?
Erm....I am just a little bit about someone who posts 100 times in two days and then asks that question. Do they, I wonder, have their aims in the right perspective?
Mike.
I know they say curiosity killed the cat, but it was one of the new ramblers who mentioned that in x amount of posts, they would become a rambler due to the fact of 500 posts made.
I never even realised there was rambling at 500 & looking at the list others besides (at certain amounts of postings) hence my question.
The WHOOSH Man
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Greetings & Salutations fellow SH addicts,
There comes a time in everyones life were a little thanks is required to be given.
Thankyou SlydeWHOOSH for turning up today
But mostly thanks to all of the SH folk who cudn't have made this possible
For may 250th I may have to compose another little poem for you all (see's everyone cowering).
Happy Swinging
The WHOOSH Man xxx
There comes a time in everyones life were a little thanks is required to be given.
Thankyou SlydeWHOOSH for turning up today
But mostly thanks to all of the SH folk who cudn't have made this possible
For may 250th I may have to compose another little poem for you all (see's everyone cowering).
Happy Swinging
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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ooooo have I let the cat out of the bag .....
sorry ice
The WHOOSH Man
sorry ice
The WHOOSH Man
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Reece,
Thats prolly because they are all smashed on the local SCRUMPY, that you all partake in down there.
The WHOOSH Man
Thats prolly because they are all smashed on the local SCRUMPY, that you all partake in down there.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by dazandlou
hahaha - nice try Ice!!! I'm catching up with you - only 2 posts to go and we're even!!!
All you have to do is post a decent poem like my BEER one (tongue in cheek) then answer everyone's view point, (though yer credibility may suffer slightly).
You'll be 1000 in no time
Hahahahaha
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Quote by Alexandra
Okay
I have just been convinced into it!
Well I say convinced - that's a misnomer - cos I am certainly NOT convinced at all!
But .......... such as they are- they are on their way.
Hugs, Alex x
Woooo Hoooo
Nice one Alex
Winner for sure
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Like that one a lot, will have to remember that (especially when someone is speaking the verbal type)
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