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The WHOOSH Man
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Slydewhoosh
Over 90 days ago
Pan Male, 60
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Nah I LOVE all 3 of my tattoo's.
My fav is on me left arm multicoloured tribal one.
If yer lucky at the NW Munch I may whip it out (& me tattoo) especially for ya
Then again when I eventually get home from this DAMN job I may use it as me avatar.
The WHOOSH Man
My fav is on me left arm multicoloured tribal one.
If yer lucky at the NW Munch I may whip it out (& me tattoo) especially for ya
Then again when I eventually get home from this DAMN job I may use it as me avatar.
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Doing the work I do worldwide I have had numerous amount of injections from rabies & yellow fever to Hep B
Hep B involves 1 initial jab, another a month later, the 3rd for me was 3 months later with a follow up blood test & booster required at the 6 month point.
Unfortunatley the first course I had resulted in me having no form of resistance to at the blood works stage with no explanation as to why this occured.
But good old work in conjunction with the hozzie decided they wud use a new strain of it to 'try' on me.
So another course occured & thankfully I am immune now.
This will last you 5 years I was told, but as for all these things they aint 100% closer to 95%.
So if in doubt play safe
Happy Swinging
The WHOOSH Man
Hep B involves 1 initial jab, another a month later, the 3rd for me was 3 months later with a follow up blood test & booster required at the 6 month point.
Unfortunatley the first course I had resulted in me having no form of resistance to at the blood works stage with no explanation as to why this occured.
But good old work in conjunction with the hozzie decided they wud use a new strain of it to 'try' on me.
So another course occured & thankfully I am immune now.
This will last you 5 years I was told, but as for all these things they aint 100% closer to 95%.
So if in doubt play safe
Happy Swinging
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by gilbert
:censored: ..
Awwww red, u have tape over your mouth.....This a kinky reply? lol
Berto
kinky me never ever ....would i oooooooo ok maybe just a little ...ok a lot give me my duck tape back ..... :twisted:
Duck tape? Did someone say Duck tape? Where's Carpy?????
(PS: It IS Carpy that has a picture of a duck isn't it?
)he has a picture of a duck...ok thread looking intresting now
and I have Duct tape in a variety of colours including clear
Is this so the duck's dont see ya coming?
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
I have had many a fun liaison when I have put my beer goggles on.
From the weird to the down right "when you fel out of the ugly tree you must have hit every branch coming down!!"
Ahh well we live & learn ... nahh who am I kidding:
BEER GOOGLES RULE!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
From the weird to the down right "when you fel out of the ugly tree you must have hit every branch coming down!!"
Ahh well we live & learn ... nahh who am I kidding:
BEER GOOGLES RULE!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Many Many Congratulations My Dear
Have a cold one from me :beer:
The WHOOSH Man
Have a cold one from me :beer:
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
My comment to this topic (& not the chocolate bar),
Shaving Downstairs -
Well seeing my bathroom at home is downstairs I find this a great advantage because if I was to try & shave upstairs this would involve the use of several mirrors dotted around my house to see the bathroom cabinet mirror :shock:
I used to wet shave but my face started to spot up like acne man, so now I have an electric razor & my face is like a babies bum (soft, kissable & spews out sh*t)
Hope this helps
The WHOOSH Man
Shaving Downstairs -
Well seeing my bathroom at home is downstairs I find this a great advantage because if I was to try & shave upstairs this would involve the use of several mirrors dotted around my house to see the bathroom cabinet mirror :shock:
I used to wet shave but my face started to spot up like acne man, so now I have an electric razor & my face is like a babies bum (soft, kissable & spews out sh*t)
Hope this helps
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by Marya
You won't believe this - 59.6
Get in!!!
How on earth can this be
: Those blue bricks must have been travelling at warp factor 9
Ahhhh didnt see the minus sign ... thats better -59.6 (does this mean then you couldn't be bothered playing it for nearly a minute) :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
Congratulations Ice
(better late than never)
Thanks Calista.
(never mind about being late, I'll wait up ;))
Aye Sir,
Twas a grand job ya did there
(If I could have alcohol intravenously I would)
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
Well it's clearly a load of rubbish, because nowhere in there does it say I have a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears!
I am now :cry: with laughter over this statement.
Nice one Ice
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
I prefer Nee-Naw as the wooo-wooo is to americanised for me.
But again they have never floated my boat, but if you were to ask me about a female in a nurses unfiorm then thats another story
The WHOOSH Man xxx
But again they have never floated my boat, but if you were to ask me about a female in a nurses unfiorm then thats another story
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
Blummin' eck ..
Was gonna congratulate you on 100 posts but you're almost at 150!!!!!!
Well Done !
Thankyou anyway it was the thought that counts
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by Vix
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh puh-lease.
Mine are VJB
It's just wrong. Wrong I tells ya.
Nah Vix u got it wrong.
It's not the initials of ya name it's the spelling of it:
V - Never Lies
I - Angel
X - Fun
Sorry for any confusion caused
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
8 both times
I CANT believe they think roses are a marital aid
The WHOOSH Man
I CANT believe they think roses are a marital aid
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by rotundman
It might be asking how long is a piece of string
This is a simple one to answer:
Twice the distance from it's middle
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
A= Sexy
B= Surprising
C= Sharing person
D= Confidence
E= Ingenious
F= Cool
G= Funny
H= Always there
I= Angel
J= Never let you down
K= Always gets what he/she wants
L= Stubborn
M= Devil
N= Good imagination
O= Protects friends
P= Pleasurable
R= Always forgiving
S= Keeps good contact
T= Trubble maker
U= Nice-pleasant
V= Never Lies
W= Very patient
X= Fun
Y= Energetic
Z= Good at listening
WHOOSH - Very Patient, Always There, Protects friends, Keeps good contact.
How true is this
See if it works for you!!!
The VERY PATIENT, ALWAYS THERE, PROTECTS FRIENDS, KEEPS GOOD CONTACT Man
B= Surprising
C= Sharing person
D= Confidence
E= Ingenious
F= Cool
G= Funny
H= Always there
I= Angel
J= Never let you down
K= Always gets what he/she wants
L= Stubborn
M= Devil
N= Good imagination
O= Protects friends
P= Pleasurable
R= Always forgiving
S= Keeps good contact
T= Trubble maker
U= Nice-pleasant
V= Never Lies
W= Very patient
X= Fun
Y= Energetic
Z= Good at listening
WHOOSH - Very Patient, Always There, Protects friends, Keeps good contact.
How true is this
See if it works for you!!!
The VERY PATIENT, ALWAYS THERE, PROTECTS FRIENDS, KEEPS GOOD CONTACT Man
Orgasminator
Many Many Congratulations My Dear,
3 in 1 night how can we cope.
Have to admit though this was the best :cheers: :beer:
The WHOOSH Man
3 in 1 night how can we cope.
Have to admit though this was the best :cheers: :beer:
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing firstBefore or after I`ve finished with the livestock...........?
The chicken is for dinner, the goat is to eat the grass as me lawn mower has packed in & the cat is the closest to a pussy yer gonna get!I`m not gonna let me cat get all the fun, Beauty before the beast
Well ok then if I must
Orgasminator
Many Many Congratulations
Here have a cold one from me :cheers:
the WHOOSH Man xxx
Here have a cold one from me :cheers:
the WHOOSH Man xxx
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing firstBefore or after I`ve finished with the livestock...........?
The chicken is for dinner, the goat is to eat the grass as me lawn mower has packed in & the cat is the closest to a pussy yer gonna get!
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing first
Orgasminator
What style did you choose then for those anal hairs?
Centre parting, quiff or a side parting :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man
Centre parting, quiff or a side parting :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by VenusnMars
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers
I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!
Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
Venusxxx
Orgasminator
Quote by Angel Chat
I thought it was a boob competitiion but if its just tits your after then count me in!!...........
Well if DaveJ is entering the tit comp I definitely want my pics back! I have no hope now!
I don't think boy boobs count though
Maybe you will have to clarify this with a judge (but i'm sure it says females entrants only).
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Gil has been trying his hardest to persuade all females to send in pictures of their bresticles :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man xxx
The WHOOSH Man xxx
