Good Night to you both
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Slydewhoosh
Over 90 days ago
Pan Male, 60
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Quote by sussexguy
I guess it depends on the height from which you drop the wax. I've had hot wax on my hands from carrying candles but never felt the urge to have it poured over more sensitive parts.
The higher it drops though I think would hurt less because on its way down it should cool a little bit & upon contact should splatter rather than at a lower height just run.
The WHOOSH Man
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It would be like come then baby lets make love & :kick: did that turn you on......
sorry but NOOOOOO
not my cup of tea
The WHOOSH Man
sorry but NOOOOOO
not my cup of tea
The WHOOSH Man
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Here is the result of your Masturbation Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 60 of 100 questions, making you 40.0% autosexually pure (60.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 40.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 60.0% masturbation addict in you).
According to the scoring guide, your autosex experience level is: experienced masturbator
The WHOOSH Man
You answered "yes" to 60 of 100 questions, making you 40.0% autosexually pure (60.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 40.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 60.0% masturbation addict in you).
According to the scoring guide, your autosex experience level is: experienced masturbator
The WHOOSH Man
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aiming for 200 if I manage to stay awake that long & there are good posts to answer
the WHOOSH Man
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I can just imagine it ...
ooo baby yer hands are nice & warming & warming & WARMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The WHOOSH Man
ooo baby yer hands are nice & warming & warming & WARMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The WHOOSH Man
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I suppose u want another congrats
Well tough u had it last night lol
The WHOOSH Man
Well tough u had it last night lol
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Vix
Don't beat about the bush Vix say what ya mean!!!
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Feck orf!
Only joking.oooooooo you smooth talker you
I love it when u talk DIRTY!!!! (Slag heaps, wippet shit
)The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Quote by Vix
Here is the result of your Female Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 83 of 100 questions, making you 17.0% sexually pure (83.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 17.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 42%, based on a comparison of your test results with 365425 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 55.0%.
WHORE!
Don't beat about the bush Vix say what ya mean!!!
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Quote by Mark
Is it just me?
So, do we know yet? Is it or isn't it? I'm not even sure what the it is/was :shock:
I'll assume yes and go back to my snug duvet
if it's a possible maybe, then this could go on for some while yet :shock:
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by sussexguy
Ahh that paintbrush you must have bought when you went out for toothpaste
FFS You bought bondage gear too!!!
Back on topic, I find freckles on a woman kinda cute
Yes but she was close as she was asked to go out & get sum BANDAGES :twisted:
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Why am I the only one that looks like I've been splatted with a paintbrush
Ahh that paintbrush you must have bought when you went out for toothpaste
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Mine neither :cry:
Oral without
Penetration with
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Oral without
Penetration with
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Quote by MISSCHIEFCos the nice man said I was special :smile2: .........
Errm... why do people use AOHell ??
I actually originally went to complain to them, but ended up with a broadband package instead :undecided:
Seem's you are an easily persuaded person.
If you went out to buy a sofa, you'd prolly end up with a fitted kitchen
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Seeing eveyone is hitting milestones recently & the BEER's are flowing freely I thought I'd start another post:
What is everyone's favourite alcoholic beverage (it will just help Gilbert to get the order right at the NW Munch ...... BARMAN wtf are ya)
All I can say about mine is -
If it's alcholic I drink it & if I could have it intravenously I WOULD!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
What is everyone's favourite alcoholic beverage (it will just help Gilbert to get the order right at the NW Munch ...... BARMAN wtf are ya)
All I can say about mine is -
If it's alcholic I drink it & if I could have it intravenously I WOULD!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
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I love the US version of Fear Factor (UK one is sh*te)
Apparently Joe (the host) is a well known comedian!!
I agree u wud have to be an idiot to go on there or be real short of cash ... sign me up Joe
The WHOOSH Man
Apparently Joe (the host) is a well known comedian!!
I agree u wud have to be an idiot to go on there or be real short of cash ... sign me up Joe
The WHOOSH Man
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Congratulations Melons
Another one reaching a milestone.
Will this ever end ... one hopes not!!!!
Looks like more BEER is required ... BARMAN .... ahh there u are Gilbert get the round in theres a good fellow :cheers:
The WHOOSH Man
Another one reaching a milestone.
Will this ever end ... one hopes not!!!!
Looks like more BEER is required ... BARMAN .... ahh there u are Gilbert get the round in theres a good fellow :cheers:
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by tallnhairy
the rest of us nutters end up as entertainers
I will agree with this statement 110%.
So come & join the crazy gang Steve
We'll all have fun at the NW Munch (we'll see how shy u are there then)
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Human dot to dots had many a good time with a pen.
Thats a different story
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Thats a different story
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Trumpton or Camberwick Green???
Trumpton for me:
Pugh, Pugh, Barney MaGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble & Grub.
The WHOOSH Man
Trumpton for me:
Pugh, Pugh, Barney MaGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble & Grub.
The WHOOSH Man
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WBB,
I really feel sorry for ya, you must be in agony :cry:
But as the old adage goes ..... "What goes around comes around"
I am sure that all names have been noted & in the distant future you will get the last laugh on them all :twisted:
Looking forward to more interesting posts.
The WHOOSH Man
I really feel sorry for ya, you must be in agony :cry:
But as the old adage goes ..... "What goes around comes around"
I am sure that all names have been noted & in the distant future you will get the last laugh on them all :twisted:
Looking forward to more interesting posts.
The WHOOSH Man
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I prefer the JudyTV version:
Constant inebriation works well, hair of the dog always seems ok to me (& not the beastiality type).
Better to live life to the full than fade out & die.
The WHOOSH Man
Constant inebriation works well, hair of the dog always seems ok to me (& not the beastiality type).
Better to live life to the full than fade out & die.
The WHOOSH Man
