Add my name please if there are any places left Vicky.
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Slydewhoosh
2 weeks ago
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A true comedy genius who ranks up at the top with the best that British comedy has ever produced.
A sad loss to us all
R.I.P Ronnie Barker.
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A sad loss to us all
R.I.P Ronnie Barker.
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Many many Happy Returns of the Day :rose: :rose:
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Greetings & Salutations,
Please add me to this ever inceasing list.
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Please add me to this ever inceasing list.
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Well done to all who have put time & effort into making these badges come to fruition.
Please may I have a badge, but on the condition that someone else stick's it in me :twisted:
I am going to the Scottish Munch t& hopefully trying to ge to the NE / Notts one (work permitting).
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Please may I have a badge, but on the condition that someone else stick's it in me :twisted:
I am going to the Scottish Munch t& hopefully trying to ge to the NE / Notts one (work permitting).
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Quote by polly40
Queen - Who wants to live forever
Absolute tear jerker & my all time favourite!!
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Greetings & Salutations All,
Someone has recently asked me "When did I know I was a swinger?", which got me to thinking ....
In my case during my adolesence & raging hormones peroid any female would do!
Upon my later teens & steadier relationships, 1 girlfriend was never enough (you know the wandering eye syndrome), even though nothing was ever done about it.
Now I am an adult & I should know what I want, with 2 failed long term relationships behind me, I am now single again.
What do I want out of life with all these experiences - my answer "A laugh, a good time & if anything develops - A BONUS!"
So to answer the question posed to me originally:
"When did I know I was a swinger?"
Was it when I was a young slut - nope
Was it when I had an eye for the girls - nope
Is it now I am single again - nope
In my opinion I have always been a swinger, it is something I am, its in my gene's, & I am proud to be whom I am & what I am - A SWINGER!!!
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Someone has recently asked me "When did I know I was a swinger?", which got me to thinking ....
In my case during my adolesence & raging hormones peroid any female would do!
Upon my later teens & steadier relationships, 1 girlfriend was never enough (you know the wandering eye syndrome), even though nothing was ever done about it.
Now I am an adult & I should know what I want, with 2 failed long term relationships behind me, I am now single again.
What do I want out of life with all these experiences - my answer "A laugh, a good time & if anything develops - A BONUS!"
So to answer the question posed to me originally:
"When did I know I was a swinger?"
Was it when I was a young slut - nope
Was it when I had an eye for the girls - nope
Is it now I am single again - nope
In my opinion I have always been a swinger, it is something I am, its in my gene's, & I am proud to be whom I am & what I am - A SWINGER!!!
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"How Big are you?"
ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???????
I am NOT overweight I am just under tall, I am the right weight if I was 8ft 4".
Please do not let this post turn into a 'slagging off' for those of us who are undertall (vertically challenged).
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ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???????
I am NOT overweight I am just under tall, I am the right weight if I was 8ft 4".
Please do not let this post turn into a 'slagging off' for those of us who are undertall (vertically challenged).
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Quote by JudyTV
I'm easy to spot at munches though :P .
Judy
Unless you are Slyde who had been drinking all day at 'SPARKLE' & utter the immortal words "Aye, I just spoke with Rachel & she, Judy & Bluexxx will be here soon"
Only to be told Judy was in the corner speaking with Bluexxx (3 ppl away from me) & Rachel was outside - PLEASE EARTH OPEN UP & SWALLOW ME!!
ops: Anyway I went to my first munch this year on an invite from ppl who had read my posts & enjoyed my humour, whether that was a vouch I don't know & for those who have met me I hope your lives have been enriched by my lunacy!
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Quote by Stuart_Tanina
............ and avatar pilferers ....... Stuart & Taninaxxx
Hmmmf I had it here b4 u bought your shirt dear Sir
:wink: Ow well I suppose I will change the av again.
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Quote by Vix
Thank you.
Behave, or I'll get Tango man to come plait your hair
OMG I forgot about him!!!!
I wonder whom he went home with?
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Quote by Vix
.......thanx to slyde for looking after me,a nicer nutcase you could never meet,,(did you turn her mate,has she swung t'other way)......
She wanted to try it to see if she liked it, & at 0730 hours when she left & I managed to get to sleep she said she enjoyed it :shock: :shock: :shock:
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You were asleep.
Then she told you she enjoyed it,
Technically, that is what we, in the know, call "a dream".
HTH
Ok miss pedantic
She wanted to try it to see if she liked it, & at 0730 hours when she left, she said she enjoyed it & I managed to get to sleep.
Happier :wink:
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Quote by Z3D
.......thanx to slyde for looking after me,a nicer nutcase you could never meet,,(did you turn her mate,has she swung t'other way)......
She wanted to try it to see if she liked it, & at 0730 hours when she left & I managed to get to sleep she said she enjoyed it :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by Z3D
oh yes,,by the way,,just cos you wear a string vest doesn't make you gay,,am I the only one who saw rab c nesbitt as a role model?
The problem was the looks you were getting said it all
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After waking up with what feels like a bear has come into the hotel room during the night & shat in my mouth, I would like to express what a scream I had at last night's 'SPARKLE' event held in Manchester.
I met a pletherer of folk both old faces & new ones & at least I can put faces to names on here now.
The highlight of the day for me was Jas (from Jas - Tim) who whilst dancing closely to a gay man for some apparent reason he shouts 'MY GOD GIRL YOU HAVE GIVEN ME WOOD!'.
So thanks all for an awesome day (& Bluexxx for organising it) & I cannot wait for the next meeting to see you all again.
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I met a pletherer of folk both old faces & new ones & at least I can put faces to names on here now.
The highlight of the day for me was Jas (from Jas - Tim) who whilst dancing closely to a gay man for some apparent reason he shouts 'MY GOD GIRL YOU HAVE GIVEN ME WOOD!'.
So thanks all for an awesome day (& Bluexxx for organising it) & I cannot wait for the next meeting to see you all again.
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I would like to attend this event.
Please add my name to the list.
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Please add my name to the list.
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Wooo hoo time off work (at last), hotel booked in Manc, & I am able to be there all day 
:lol: :lol:
Anyone else who is attending all day PM me & i will give ya my moby number so we can meet up.
I want to see how Manc has changed in the 20 years since I was last home.
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:lol: :lol: Anyone else who is attending all day PM me & i will give ya my moby number so we can meet up.
I want to see how Manc has changed in the 20 years since I was last home.
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Rachel,
I am sooo happy for you, nice to see some things in life truely are wonderful.
Hello & welcome Peaches hope you will stay a while & enjoy the madness.
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I am sooo happy for you, nice to see some things in life truely are wonderful.
Hello & welcome Peaches hope you will stay a while & enjoy the madness.
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Rachel
Are you planning an all day session at sparkle or just attending the evening?
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Are you planning an all day session at sparkle or just attending the evening?
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Quote by rachel-lane
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
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i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
Sounds a fine plan to me, but what about drinks for the day / evening?
Cocktails?
Or just forget the tails
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i will be on my best behaviour at sparkle so no drinking ..no seriously ...i mean it i do
but i might just have a few guniness and tia maria's on my mind
as for the cock tails well that could be another story :wink:
So a Maria on your mind, cocktails in hand, what will be your plan for the evening or will both of them keep you more than entertained?
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Quote by rachel-lane
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
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i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
Sounds a fine plan to me, but what about drinks for the day / evening?
Cocktails?
Or just forget the tails
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
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ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
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What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
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Quote by Debbiewebs
..... i will pm them to tell them what they are doing to me ok
Quickly checks his PM box ...... damn its empty!!!
Complains to a mod about some-one pilfering my PM's
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Replies to my ad = Zero, am I doing something wrong (WHO CARES!)
I am on the forum for fun not as previously posted 'Here to get meat' - if I wanted that I would go to the butchers :!: :!:
If it is meant to be it will happen, but until that time comes just have fun & enjoy SH.
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I am on the forum for fun not as previously posted 'Here to get meat' - if I wanted that I would go to the butchers :!: :!:
If it is meant to be it will happen, but until that time comes just have fun & enjoy SH.
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After kindly donating my ad to the SHBB household it seems no1 wants to play on it.
I maybe force to switch over to Doctor Who :cry:
Takes back his ad grudgingly
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I maybe force to switch over to Doctor Who :cry:
Takes back his ad grudgingly
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LB,
Pleeeeese keep Rach in SHBB, I haven't laughed soo much in ages over 1 post.
I beg you from an avid viewer, come to your senses & keep her in.
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Pleeeeese keep Rach in SHBB, I haven't laughed soo much in ages over 1 post.
I beg you from an avid viewer, come to your senses & keep her in.
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We could smuggle ciggies in for the gang & numerous amounts of violet wands for Rach.
Once they have been distributed we can always smuggle (dependant upon the size of the horse) 1 or more housemates out.
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Once they have been distributed we can always smuggle (dependant upon the size of the horse) 1 or more housemates out.
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