AT LAST, TV worth watching!!!
It's nice to see Rach has cheered up & is getting 'into the swing' of SHBB.
Long may she continue.
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Quote by duncanlondon
I generally don't find big breasts do anything for me.
Glad to see the breast reduction surgery worked then
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Quote by Red(RHG)
Hair in one hand (balance needed) grab round the front with the other and bobs yer uncle ........
Cathy x
Making love to my Uncle Bob has never really appealed to me Cathy, but each to their own I suppose
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Quote by blonde
SlydeWHOOSH........... u r not missing anything............. I have just looked on the TV...... it appears they are all ZZZZZZZZZZ ing !!!
Phew I thought I had miseed my daily dose of my fav reality show.
Pulls up a chair & cracks open a BEER let the fun begin
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Dear SHnet,
As the channel for my fave programme at the moment (SHBB), I am feel a little upset....
I have been to work for a few hours & left my digibox on the wall to tape the above programme but upon my return it has taped the wrong channel....
I have taped one of those channels who are trying to sell me carpet cleaner via an auction.
Now, even though is is quite enticing as my carpet could do foaming, I seem to have missed SHBB.
Is there any chance of a re-cap / repeat of the bits I have missed
Yours Avid viewer
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As the channel for my fave programme at the moment (SHBB), I am feel a little upset....
I have been to work for a few hours & left my digibox on the wall to tape the above programme but upon my return it has taped the wrong channel....
I have taped one of those channels who are trying to sell me carpet cleaner via an auction.
Now, even though is is quite enticing as my carpet could do foaming, I seem to have missed SHBB.
Is there any chance of a re-cap / repeat of the bits I have missed
Yours Avid viewer
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
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Quote by redstilletto
:welcome:
Thanks a lot - read your message & yes, I do!!
what message
:shock:
Maybe she is talking about your signature
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Hello Carole,
Many apologies I had to read your post twice, i thought it said you were 16 :shock: :shock:
Too many late nights watching SHBB is my problem.
Anyway hope you enjoy your time with us & you find what you are looking for & more besides.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Many apologies I had to read your post twice, i thought it said you were 16 :shock: :shock:
Too many late nights watching SHBB is my problem.
Anyway hope you enjoy your time with us & you find what you are looking for & more besides.
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Quote by bailiffs
Lovely set of ........
Pans you have there - Le Creuset or Tefal :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Dino.
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:
Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢do i look like the kinda guy that`d flog you a dodgy second hand trojan horse :shock: :wink:
Sorry 'Del-Boy'
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Quote by Dino.
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:
Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride
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Quote by Edin BBW
Rob, escape while you can, they're all mad in here!!! :silly: :silly: :silly:
Hey I RESEMBLE that remark!!!
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Awesome site, here's my local funnies:
Dykeside (map)
42.6 miles
Boghead (map)
45.6 miles
Titaboutie (map)
45.7 miles
Coulterfanny (map)
53.0 miles
Nest of Fannich (map)
57.3 miles
Tarty Burn (map)
60.7 miles
Tongue of Gangsta (map)
91.4 miles
Fanny Hill (map)
96.4 miles
Fanny Burn (map)
96.6 miles
Twatt (map)
102.0 miles
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Dykeside (map)
42.6 miles
Boghead (map)
45.6 miles
Titaboutie (map)
45.7 miles
Coulterfanny (map)
53.0 miles
Nest of Fannich (map)
57.3 miles
Tarty Burn (map)
60.7 miles
Tongue of Gangsta (map)
91.4 miles
Fanny Hill (map)
96.4 miles
Fanny Burn (map)
96.6 miles
Twatt (map)
102.0 miles
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So we are now having to pay to get them out :
Oh well..... scrabbles about in his pocket & hands the treasurer .....
1 sixpence
1 Partly sucked boiled sweet
1 small bit of trouser fluff
1 used handkerchief
Hope that helps
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: Oh well..... scrabbles about in his pocket & hands the treasurer .....
1 sixpence
1 Partly sucked boiled sweet
1 small bit of trouser fluff
1 used handkerchief
Hope that helps
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Quote by blonde
Psssst,
Hey blonde, I have a contact who can get us a few shovels (just don't stand them against a wall & ask an irishman to take his pick!!!!).
Maybe we can dig a tunnel & get them out that way.
If we fail then at least they can have a very nice sunken fish pond
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Good Idea ! But I believe the house is built on concrete.... so shovels wont work....... we need those......... shakey......... noisey things..... and I dont mean the Mods or Ops...........lol
Ooops forgot about the concrete,
Ok I have talked to the contact he can provide us with a JCB digger (including mufflers to reduce the noise), black paint so BB can't see it at night time & a skip to throw all the concrete in.
But these things wont come cheap :cry:
He has had a look around & like's Sarge's PJ's & is wondering if we can get him a set.... anyone know a contact who can supply??
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Psssst,
Hey blonde, I have a contact who can get us a few shovels (just don't stand them against a wall & ask an irishman to take his pick!!!!).
Maybe we can dig a tunnel & get them out that way.
If we fail then at least they can have a very nice sunken fish pond
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Hey blonde, I have a contact who can get us a few shovels (just don't stand them against a wall & ask an irishman to take his pick!!!!).
Maybe we can dig a tunnel & get them out that way.
If we fail then at least they can have a very nice sunken fish pond
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Thrill and adventure seeking - you score 9 out of 10
This consists of items expressing desires to engage in sports or activities involving some physical danger or risk such as mountain climbing, parachute jumping, scuba diving, speeding in a car, etc.
Experience seeking - you score 7 out of 10
This descibes the desire to seek new experiences through the mind and senses by living in a nonconforming life style with unconventional friends, and through travel.
Disinhibition - you score 10 out of 10
This describes the need to disinhibit behaviour in the social sphere by drinking, partying and seeking variety in sexual partners.
Boredom susceptibility - you score 5 out of 10
This indicates an aversion for repetitive experience of any kind, routine work, or even dull or predictable people. Other items indicate a restless reaction when things are unchanging.
Your total sensation seeking score is 31 out of 40 :shock: :shock:
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This consists of items expressing desires to engage in sports or activities involving some physical danger or risk such as mountain climbing, parachute jumping, scuba diving, speeding in a car, etc.
Experience seeking - you score 7 out of 10
This descibes the desire to seek new experiences through the mind and senses by living in a nonconforming life style with unconventional friends, and through travel.
Disinhibition - you score 10 out of 10
This describes the need to disinhibit behaviour in the social sphere by drinking, partying and seeking variety in sexual partners.
Boredom susceptibility - you score 5 out of 10
This indicates an aversion for repetitive experience of any kind, routine work, or even dull or predictable people. Other items indicate a restless reaction when things are unchanging.
Your total sensation seeking score is 31 out of 40 :shock: :shock:
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How on earth are you gonna get a lobster in a cup of milk - with great difficulty I can only presume!!!
Next you will be telling me a great bottle of red wine compliments a stinky blue cheese :wink:
Some people have weird food concoxtions!!!
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Next you will be telling me a great bottle of red wine compliments a stinky blue cheese
:wink:Some people have weird food concoxtions!!!
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Best fun i find is to heat through some milk in a microwave then put it on the kitchen surface & add a metal spoon.......
WARNING: KIDS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (do it at your friends)
The cup carry on to cook & all of a sudden the work suface if full of bubbling milk.
Ahhhh the wonders of modern science, ow enthrawling but dangerous!!!
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WARNING: KIDS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME (do it at your friends)
The cup carry on to cook & all of a sudden the work suface if full of bubbling milk.
Ahhhh the wonders of modern science, ow enthrawling but dangerous!!!
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Quote by davej
Anyone else who feeels like being part of the big brother breakfast experiance are welcome to join us and several interesting roles are available.
Dear BB,
I am interested in the 'fill in part' of 'Pamperer for the day'.
I feel that any winning contestant who can complete the:
'Cook Little Brother a curry' competition, would be worthy to be pampered (PM of rules of this competition will be duely sent).
Of course the toilet rolls will be put in the freezer for Little Brother on completion of the housemates tasks.
As for the prize I am willing to provide whatever pampering the wining SH/BB contestant requires.
Yours in anticipation
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Quote by davej
For those that can't be arsed to read back and are wondering what the fuck I'm on about ,I can tell you that amid a concern that this thread might be some what exclusive, I am trying to take a positive view and include myself in the thread in various roles outside the main arena of interest, as such I have thus far been
a commercial break
the crowd
a viewers remote control
a slice of bacon
I will continue to throw myself into these roles despite the complete lack of anyone to interact with whilst being a slice of bacon, in an attempt to remain an active member of the cafe and not be further isolated by the fuckers that will only interact within thier own small groups.
......SIZZZLE......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Was gonna join you in the pan as an egg but I'd have to cracked to do that!
morning tune............now you just join me as breakfast ......go on you can be an egg, I know it's only a bit part , but it will allow you to come out of your shell. If your worried about ending up cracked then why not be a boiled egg at least that way you can remain whole
Anyways the housemates are all firmly tucked up in bed and probably won't get up till around noon so there's some time to kill before the show gets under way fully.
........do not adjust your sets there will be a short interlude whilst the bacon goes and gets a shower......
Is there 'mush room' inside that pan for me?
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As an avid viewer to the show I would like to donate to the BB household the Slyde in my ad for their enjoyment.
Please be aware tho .....
It has been recently oiled so when Slyde'ing down a WHOOSH sound will be heard.
Please have fun & enjoy my gift.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Please be aware tho .....
It has been recently oiled so when Slyde'ing down a WHOOSH sound will be heard.
Please have fun & enjoy my gift.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
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Now not to get on my high horse (mummy took the rocking bits off in case I hurt myself), but ......
If I want to check on the ad's I would like to visit them at my own leisure
:x :x
It seems to me at this moment in time, there is a lot of advertising for ....
I/We am/are a xxxxxx, looking for xxxxxxx going on in the forums recently.
I come here to relax & catch up on the recent gossip with folk I know & don't know, answer pointless posts & generally get engrossed in the SH 'WAY', away from the tediousness of real life.
Maybe I am wrong & this is an accepted way of doing things in the forum now - if so I will shut up & go back into my box.
If not then may I suggest to you all to create an ad & just say hello upon here, that way if folk are interested in what they read, they will most certainly visit your ad.
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If I want to check on the ad's I would like to visit them at my own leisure
:x :x It seems to me at this moment in time, there is a lot of advertising for ....
I/We am/are a xxxxxx, looking for xxxxxxx going on in the forums recently.
I come here to relax & catch up on the recent gossip with folk I know & don't know, answer pointless posts & generally get engrossed in the SH 'WAY', away from the tediousness of real life.
Maybe I am wrong & this is an accepted way of doing things in the forum now - if so I will shut up & go back into my box.
If not then may I suggest to you all to create an ad & just say hello upon here, that way if folk are interested in what they read, they will most certainly visit your ad.
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Hello & :welcome:
Please pull up a pew, one of the mod's will be around with the collection plate soon, please give generously :thumbup:
Then sit back & enjoy the sermon.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Please pull up a pew, one of the mod's will be around with the collection plate soon, please give generously :thumbup:
Then sit back & enjoy the sermon.
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Quote by wildwilly
I was driving home from work yesterday and i was behind a very very dirty white van, and someone had enscribed in it
"Drive YODA Style
May the PARCELforce be with you"
..........found that very funny!:D :D
Think you missed a bit of this story, or whoosh went right over my head
Now how can I be over someone's head ... mmmm .... interesting thought
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Katien_n_John
If you wanna play on my avatar you are more than welcome to
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If you wanna play on my avatar you are more than welcome to
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Well that must mean our sexual endevours last 30 seconds then as the average time to smoke a cigarette is 7 minutes :lol: :lol:
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A sandwich consisting of:
A portion of Lucyweebaps, salad (especially cucumber) with an extra portion of Vix.
A few crisps on the side & a pint of Guinness
HEAVEN
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A portion of Lucyweebaps, salad (especially cucumber) with an extra portion of Vix.
A few crisps on the side & a pint of Guinness
HEAVEN
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:welcome: anothersharron
Well what a can of worms you have opened here :shock:
Nice to see we can all express our opinions on the forums.
Whether we are right or wrong it is only OUR opinion in OUR eyes, who are we to be judgemental of others & try to push OUR morality onto them, whatever their circumstances :!:
I for one wish you all the best anothersharron & hope you find what you wish for on here.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Well what a can of worms you have opened here :shock:
Nice to see we can all express our opinions on the forums.
Whether we are right or wrong it is only OUR opinion in OUR eyes, who are we to be judgemental of others & try to push OUR morality onto them, whatever their circumstances :!:
I for one wish you all the best anothersharron & hope you find what you wish for on here.
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Happy Birthingday Claire.
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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