Expectations from a newbie:-
1. Partake in Sarge's Slap-o-meter contest
Rules:
a. Sarge has to slap you in a place of his choosing (dependant upon his mood that day).
b. All in AH Towers have to give you marks out of 10 dependant upon, grace of taking the slap, non-flinchability & redness of the said slap mark.
c. The votes are then totted up & you will be given a place of the leader board accordingly.
2. Beverage - boy for the evening
Rules:
a. When anyone shouts for beverage (whatever kind) you are the first to reply to make the said beverage.
b. Failure in reply will result in you partaking in Sarge's Slap-o-meter contest but with no votes.
Last but the most important
3. Having fun
Rules:
a. Enjoyment is paramount.
b. Participating in all things AH, forum posts etc
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Blue,
Could you please add my name to the list.
It looks like I can travel down there on the Thursday beforehand & do not have to be back into work until the Tuesday.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Hiya Emmie,
Hope you have a great time here.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Greetings & Salutations,
Welcome onboard, have a great time & hopefully you will be able to join the good fun we all share.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Pushed,
I am sorry to say but this predicament seems to me that you are thinking with pants & not with your brain.
She may have been a 'good fuck' but as the old adage goes ...
"There's plenty more fish in the sea"
Now whether or not you are into having intercourse with fish, that is not the point, the point is my friend...
Let it go, think on it as a great time you had, cracking memories for you to think about, but now it's time to move on.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
I would love to be a....
'Knight that says Ni'
But the work is going at the minute I would have to choose...
Dumbo - Not because I have big ears, or the name, just so that I could fly & shit on my bosses (have you seen ow much shit an elephant produces!) :twisted: :twisted:
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Greetings & Salutations Guys,
Last night in our drunken stupor, we were discussing in the pub the 5 senses:
Sight
Hearing
Taste
Touch
Smell
What would it be like to lose one?
We all have heard of the others compensating ... enhanced hearing for those who are unfortunately blind etc.
Our concensus seemed to be split between Touch & Taste were easier to live without but Sight & Hearing would be worse.
Nothing derogatory was said & that was never the point of our discussion but it got me thinking & hence I will pose the question to you all .....
Which of the 5 senses would you hate to lose?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
I know what I am asking Santa to bring me for Christmas, one of these....
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
ok ty so far but nothing I do seems to sort this out .... i have just tried to register on the photo ads but recieve this automated answer:
Error:
Sorry, that email address is already registered. Please carefully read the Help page if you are having problems logging in.
So based on this I can only presume that sometime in my dim & distant past I may have registered (even though I cannot remember doing so!)
Therefore I try to login with my usual email & password & recieve this:
You have entered an incorrect email address or password, OR you need to enable Cookies, OR you haven't yet Registered.
Alternatively you might want to try again in case you made a mistake typing it in, if you know it's not one of the problems above?
If you continue to have problems, then please carefully read our Help page
Any clues?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Thanks guys for all the advice, it will be taken onboard & acted upon.
Maybe it's all the Guinness over here in Belfast but i think my little grey cells are still drunk as I seem to be able to comprehend how on earth to create an ad...
I go to photo ad's & try to login with my forum details & it says 'Incorrect Password', I have only ever registered on the forums so I tried to register there, again problem states 'User Name or Password is in Use'.
Please someone assist me in this matter, otherwise is back to the drunken stupor.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Well guys,
I have been here a while now & I suppose it's time I actually get some sort of advert sorted about myself.
Any tips of what you are looking for in a post & what should not be included?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
I can see both sides of this arguement:
1. Games whether online PC (try out World of Warcraft - phenominal), x-box or the like can become very much addictive, you get engrossed into the game playing & before you know it time has flown by & it's time to sleep (unless you are a hardcore gamer & stay up all night!!).
2. After a hard day at work it's time to relax whether that's throwing yourself into games or into soaps it's nice just to chill.
3. The problem can arise though when you concentrate too much on the game & not enough on your better half & before you know it he/she is giving you the ultimatum 'Me or that damn Game'.
At the end of the day ... a little of what you like does you good ... too much is bad for you & your relationships.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
PLEASE someone remove the shovel from nickshanks hands ......... he has dug himself a big enough hole by now to bury a battleship!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Both myself & my brother were adopted at birth by my mum & dad.
I have never had (or feel) the need to find my biological birth mother & father because I consider my adopted family MY family.
I moved away from home when I joined the military & spent 12 years travelling the world.
During that time of frequent occasions I visited family & friends & everytime I went to my folks the atmosphere was strained (you could cut it with a knife).
Apparently years later I have found out that due to jealousy of my travelling I was considered as the black sheep of the family.
My dad is now well cool with my home life situation (single after 2 long term failed relationships), but my mum still runs hot & cold with me.
The only advice I can give is to keep trying, God forbid when they shuffle off this mortal coil you never make it up you can feel confident that at least you made the effort, whereas if you never did in the back of your mind you will always have the niggling doubt of what could have been if you only had tried.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Rachel,
Sorry for not being able to post to on this subject sooner, but I for one (even though we have not met) am so glad things are turning out well for you.
Too many times folk mock, try to put others down or are just plain scared of the realities that some of us this great planet are not the 2.4 children, semi detached house & a couple of dogs type of people.
Just think even through all their ignorance you have triumphed so stick 2 fingers upto the world tell them to shove it & live your life how YOU want to.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Too bloody right you were correct in this matter Claire, you can never be to careful with childrens illnesses.
I would have been there all damn day just to be in their face until something happened.
Maybe though it would be worth while (if possible) for you to change practises???
Anyway glad to see your daughter is ok.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. " I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every boyfriend / husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. " Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT???!!!" then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
I have 3 tattoo's & I have always been loud & outgoing (before & after the ink).
Some people have ink to cover scars, others just like the idea of a pattern upon their body.
Imo to say that ink makes you open minded is like saying having 1 ear pierced is ok but to have both is a sign that you are gay .... utter twaddle.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
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), I am still over here in Africa & it looks like it wont be able to get a flight home until this job is finished (maybe next week sometime) :cry: :cry: :cry: 