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Slydewhoosh
Over 90 days ago
Pan Male, 60
0 miles · Moray

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Quote by Edin BBW
Well Tantastic,
Seeing I travel all over the place I never arrange to meet anyone (unless I can make a munch).
I have accessed the boards from Mexico & now atm in time I am in Mauritania (West Africa).
Maybe thats extreme/stupid/ridiculous lengths to access the boards & stay in touch with everyone on here?
Btw if anyone is in Nouakchott the capital here tomorrow night & fancies meeting me please send me a PM wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

Where??? How you doing honey, long time no speak. :inlove: Guess we won't be seeing you for a :beer: in Edinburgh on Saturday?
Many apologies EdinBBW,
I have been all over the place since we last spoke confused
But flights willing I should be home sometime midweek (ish).
Have been issued my directions for the munch.
So ....... get ya dancing booties on babe & no sloping off for the bus this time :wink:
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Well Tantastic,
Seeing I travel all over the place I never arrange to meet anyone (unless I can make a munch).
I have accessed the boards from Mexico & now atm in time I am in Mauritania (West Africa).
Maybe thats extreme/stupid/ridiculous lengths to access the boards & stay in touch with everyone on here?
Btw if anyone is in Nouakchott the capital here tomorrow night & fancies meeting me please send me a PM wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
It has recently been brought to my attention the difference between a butty & a sandwich .......
According to sources (not sauces) a butty is any roll that has a hot filling & a sandwich has a cold filling.
Now I agree with this idea in prinicple a bacon butty or a ham roll but I get a little confused of when having a chip butty & the chips go cold does this then mean a butty will change into a sandwich.
Please assist my dilema
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Not my cup of tea but good luck to ya.
Get yourself some nice ink done lol
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SEX - a medical fact that whilst having sex endorphins are produced.
Endorphins are chemicals released in the brain in response to pain or stress. ... to decreased feelings of pain, secretion of endorphins leads to feelings of euphoria, modulation of ... negative effects of stress.
Besides behaving as a pain regulator, endorphins are also thought to be connected to physiological processes including euphoric feelings, appetite modulation, and the release of sex hormones. Prolonged, continuous exercise contributes to an increased production and release of endorphins, resulting in a sense of euphoria that has been popularly labeled “runner’s 
So my advice is to enjoy the aftermath of a good night out by indulging in sex.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
The passing of a loved one is always hard.
But if you ever need comfort or a shoulder to cry on remember we (SH members) are only a PM away.
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Isnt that where you both take a breather light a cig, then decide whether the room needs re-decorating before one of you has to check the what colour the ceiling needs painting?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
All being well & work permitting I would like to attend ..... hoping sean decides to sing this time
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
1 tin of cat food, 2 dog biscuits & a pair of tweed socks for:
"A once in a lifetime offer, a GENUINE Jiggles Eyelash"!
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Slyde:
Sorry, Slyde has never been a top 1000 name so we are unable to display a graph for the name Slyde.
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Well hello to all you Blackpuddlians (is that with beans, sausage, fried egg, mushrooms & toast Sir)?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Nope it wasnt me meeting & putting faces to names on the board in Glasgow.
Nope wasnt me drinking like a fish & annoying Ken the DJ at the Scottish Munch in Glasgow.
Nope wasnt me enjoying Stuarts rendition of 'His Way' in Glasgow.
So maybe there isnt anything going on there wink :wink:
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Maybe a demotion is in order ...
Corporal Bilko
or even
Private Bilko
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Quote by stevefun32
I say option 1. I love snogging.
sex would be a bonus biggrin
steve

I totally agree with this comment
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Even the copious amount of alcohol I have managed to down this evening .... still makes now sence to me :shock: :shock:
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To ALL those feeling the summer time blues loads of
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
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Hello maia & welcome to the fun & laughter of the madhouse.
Be careful though ... that stuart bloke might wanna give u a rendition of 'My Way' wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Quote by JudyTV
The big question now is the facial expression of the said cow ....
Is it a shreek of pain ....
or ....
An expression of pleasure we are seeing?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

Niether really whoosh. the costume was a cheapo and the jaw broke so what you can see is just a poor cellotape repair.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: What ya like.
This is taking cross dressing to its extreme boundaries :P rolleyes wink .
Judy,
Wouldnt this then be classed as CD sex or TV sex???
CD sex is dependant upon a mans appendage whether he can fit it through the small center hole of the CD (some like to 'do it' to Robbie Williams, others to Madonna)!!!
TV sex you have to make sure the telly is unplugged, then there are 2 persuasions to this type of sex.... the remote control users & abusers & those who are flat screen users.
Maybe though this is requiring another post as to not encroach on those who just like cow sexing.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Quote by MikeNorth
Ah Venus, yer didnae ken it warr doon the watter...(this Glasgow talk is quite infectious!)
McMike.

Send a dose of Englandshire in a bottle to Mike .... you have been there too long!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
The big question now is the facial expression of the said cow ....
Is it a shreek of pain ....
or ....
An expression of pleasure we are seeing?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Who want's to live forever
Who dares to live forever .....
Who lives forever anyway
RIP Farrokh Bulsara (aka Freddie Mercury)
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Happy anniversary
Here's hoping you can carry on to a 2nd anniversary - would that make you a Bi-anniversary poster then wink
At last i can put a few faces to names.
An awesome night...
Thanks Lucy & Ken for the fun and frivoloties we had.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Thanks Steve,
PM sent to Lucy (appologies to other mod's I have pm'd I was only following the main msg - send a pm to a mod)
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
As I am recently back into the forum after a long & hard fought divorce, I can make the munch but do not know if I will be eligable to attend.
please mod advise