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Slydewhoosh
Over 90 days ago
Pan Male, 60
0 miles · Moray
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Debby Harry (Lead singer of blonde) ... pity she hasn't aged well either
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
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Rainbow,
Why do u consider yourself as a certain label, surely that holds constraints?
I for one am not labelled.
I am not straight, gay, bi-sexual but consider myself open for fun when the time arrives.
Any parties I have attended have never had any pressure attached to them, you just go with the flow, wanna chat then do so, wanna have fun again do so.
Hopefully you will attend a party soon & see that we do not 'tar' everyone with the same brush with labels.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Why do u consider yourself as a certain label, surely that holds constraints?
I for one am not labelled.
I am not straight, gay, bi-sexual but consider myself open for fun when the time arrives.
Any parties I have attended have never had any pressure attached to them, you just go with the flow, wanna chat then do so, wanna have fun again do so.
Hopefully you will attend a party soon & see that we do not 'tar' everyone with the same brush with labels.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Orgasminator
I agree with most of what has been written here, distraction is a major contribution to road traffic accidents.
What imo you should have done was indicated to the lorry driver to pull over & rather than put on the show whilst driving, peform it in the safety of a layby - you never know you could have always had a 3rd party paticipation
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
What imo you should have done was indicated to the lorry driver to pull over & rather than put on the show whilst driving, peform it in the safety of a layby - you never know you could have always had a 3rd party paticipation
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
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Thanks for the greets.
Nope things have been really bad since I have been away, but the clouds supposidly have a silver lining - Here's hoping!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Nope things have been really bad since I have been away, but the clouds supposidly have a silver lining - Here's hoping!!!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Orgasminator
Well it has been eons since I last visited your happy throng.
Firstly I must appologise for the time I have been away from you all.
After a messy separation from my long term partner my head has been like swiss cheese.
I threw myself into my work with no let up for fun or friendship, which nearly caused me medical problems.
So my priorities have changed & so has my outlook on life.
Many of you may have moved on, most will hopefully have stayed, with hope & willing I can re-aquaint myself with you all & re-form my existing friendships with those who are still here & the new folk who have joined since my absence.
Thw WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Firstly I must appologise for the time I have been away from you all.
After a messy separation from my long term partner my head has been like swiss cheese.
I threw myself into my work with no let up for fun or friendship, which nearly caused me medical problems.
So my priorities have changed & so has my outlook on life.
Many of you may have moved on, most will hopefully have stayed, with hope & willing I can re-aquaint myself with you all & re-form my existing friendships with those who are still here & the new folk who have joined since my absence.
Thw WHOOSH Manâ„¢
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Greetings & Salutations everyone.
I would like to appologise for not attending the NW Munch (I hope a good time was had by all).
The reason for my non attendance is I have only just got back to the UK from a job on a vessel in Libiya (or however its spelt) :cry:
I am now trying to catch up with posts, emails etc.
So I will try to make amends by answering with fun & frivolity all posts that require it lol
The WHOOSH Man
I would like to appologise for not attending the NW Munch (I hope a good time was had by all).
The reason for my non attendance is I have only just got back to the UK from a job on a vessel in Libiya (or however its spelt) :cry:
I am now trying to catch up with posts, emails etc.
So I will try to make amends by answering with fun & frivolity all posts that require it lol
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Steve_Lincs
Well done mate,your here for life now.
Ive already done it once,but it now seems i'm gonna have to do it again.
Bloody still think its a con that Clare gets to keep all her post and i have to start as a farty again
But Steve we all know whom u are & I am sure it wont take ya long b4 u are ahead of clare
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Would have to say a 5 knuckle shuffle as I cannot remember what sex is :shock:
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Naming & Shaming is never a good idea imo, better to inform the mods & get them to remove them
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Welcome aboard.
You will find yer lifejacket under your chair.
Do not try to look for it were Dave J has
The WHOOSH Man
You will find yer lifejacket under your chair.
Do not try to look for it were Dave J has
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Go & splash out on another one (most expensive in the shop)
Then watch Neils face when he gets the bill
The WHOOSH Man
Then watch Neils face when he gets the bill
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
One of my ex & I were in a bar once & a drunk tried to chat her up with the line:
"Do you spit or swallow"?
Her reply was:
"Niether I gargle"!
The drunk then wandered off totally bemused
The WHOOSH Man
"Do you spit or swallow"?
Her reply was:
"Niether I gargle"!
The drunk then wandered off totally bemused
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by MrsFC
I put my fingers to my lips and blow...............and ....................and...................and.................................my lips just.........well they just.......flap..............yes flap !!!!!! and I just sound as if I'm due for the nut house.:( :( :( :(
I can only imagine MrsFC shouting to retrieve her dog to no avail then having to resort to sticking her hand down her knickers & trying to whistle
The WHOOSH Man
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Dance & Trance when I am out clubbing.
Queen at home.
Mixture of everything from Erasure to ACDC in the car (dependant on my mood)
The WHOOSH Man
Queen at home.
Mixture of everything from Erasure to ACDC in the car (dependant on my mood)
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
I agree with the Sarge:
Make a list & maybe practise in a mirror about presenting yourself, better still get a friend to sit with you & ask you questions about the job, prospects etc.
The better prepared you are the more confident you will feel & hence look
The WHOOSH Man
Make a list & maybe practise in a mirror about presenting yourself, better still get a friend to sit with you & ask you questions about the job, prospects etc.
The better prepared you are the more confident you will feel & hence look
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by midlandsmale39
willing i reckn you know the answer and your not letting on
ill give you a clue
you can get spuddled after an orgasm
any ideas
???????
Drunk?
Have a Smoke??
Go for a 2nd orgasm???
I get it ALL of the above
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Welcome Steve,
Maybe clare should set her own account up rather than have yer old joint one, then we´d see whom gets the most posts.
The WHOOSH Man
Maybe clare should set her own account up rather than have yer old joint one, then we´d see whom gets the most posts.
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
I would love to join the:
Sh Boobaholics
Please send me an application form
I have always agreed with the joke -
How do u make 5 pounds of flesh attractive - ADD A NIPPLE TO IT
The WHOOSH Man
Sh Boobaholics
Please send me an application form
I have always agreed with the joke -
How do u make 5 pounds of flesh attractive - ADD A NIPPLE TO IT
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by clarensteve
I think perhaps,my insecurities over myself and the attention Clare gets are a part of the problem.I get left as an afterthought when people want to meet us.
Also the problems ive had during meets have possibly been down to me not wanting her to enjoy herself TOO much,which is stupid becaues i love her to enjoy herself.I just have this little gremlin in my head that tells me that if she does then she won't want to come back to me.
Steve,xxx
Steve,
The posts I have read from you both either singularly or collectively it comes across to me that Clare adores you so as to leaving you this will never happen.
Unless you are a male super model (& even they have insecurities) then none of us are perfect .. a few extra pounds here & there, thinning on top etc, as I have said in a previous post its the inner beauty that people shud be looking at not the outer shell!!
We all have had / will have bad experiences (but hopefully not too many), but I honestly believe you have not met the right couple / female yet.
Good luck in whatever you both decide to do in the future, but I hope that I will meet you both one day at a Munch.
The WHOOSH Man
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Personally I like my cat the way she is ... does not cat mice, sleeps all day and only wakes up for food.
Now my dog is a lunatic I think he has duracell batteries inside him ... he never stops
Ohhh back to the subject .. dont think my cat would look good shaven
The WHOOSH Man
Now my dog is a lunatic I think he has duracell batteries inside him ... he never stops
Ohhh back to the subject .. dont think my cat would look good shaven
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by Vix
I fancy my sisters girlfriend.
Is that wrong?
Does she know?
The WHOOSH Man
I don't think either of them know. Sis knows what a whore I am, so I wouldn't wanna fall out with them!
Ahhhh thats a shame maybe this should come under FORBIDDEN FANTASYS :cry:
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Vix
I fancy my sisters girlfriend.
Is that wrong?
Does she know?
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by JudyTV
Hi ice
Well done.on the cheek of course.
Judy TV.
Was he bending over at the time Judy???
The WHOOSH Man
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Woo Hoo Big 500 nice acheivement have a cold one from me 
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