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Slydewhoosh
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by sirlikalot
Hi
I wanted to lick a woman untill she begged me to stop...after 2 1/2 hours one night....it happened....she begged me to stop.. lol
hence 'SirLikaLot' wink

You must have a re-inforced jaw!!!
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Slydewhoosh
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Greetings & Salutations Bunny_N_Him
Welcome to the mad house - you dont have to be mad here but it helps
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by roger743
Being little old innocent me, can someone please explain wtf a Greedy Girl Night is

One or two girls, and lots and lots of guys.
Ahhhh thankyou for the enlightenment
So enjoy yerselves
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by Alexandra
I dunno how to hide (and even if I did its not in my nature too), so when I am on you all know about it :P
The WHOOSH Man

Did someone say something? rolleyes
I am just a figment of your imagination Alex
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by onlyme1981
Basically my age, height & body type etc are all visible on my various profiles.
I've chatted via email to a few men who seemed ok until the dreaded question comes up "What dress size are you?" or something along those lines - Well me, being honest, tells them the info then it all goes quiet until there is complete silence and no more emails
sad

There are always people in this life who are a waste of breath, so please do not dispair.
It is whats inside that counts whether you are a waif like super model or lady of a larger stature.
People will like you for your inner self not your outer shell.
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Slydewhoosh
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I dunno how to hide (and even if I did its not in my nature too), so when I am on you all know about it :P
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Slydewhoosh
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Appologies for a quick hijack but ...
The things that really annoy the fook out of me are MOSQUITOs!!!!
What is there purpose in life only to keep on biting me.
Surely God was drunk when he created them!!
Anyway back to spidders .. my dog seems to find them amusing and tasty wereas I dont!!!!
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Slydewhoosh
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Being little old innocent me, can someone please explain wtf a Greedy Girl Night is
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Slydewhoosh
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Being caught having a 5 knuckle shuffle by the hotel maid and then letting her see every corner of the room from different positions!!
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by PaulnSusie
It's stuck in 5th...SOooooo, we're gonna go pick it up and tow it to M25... then, burn merry hell out of the clutch to get it up to speed then drive the bleeder round the motorway to Swanley, then tow it from Swanley to my dads house.....
Paul

Can see it now ...
This is the Sky News helicopter over the M25 were there seems to be a huge cloud of smoke coming from the carriageways. It smells like burning rubber. Ahhh its ok its just Paul and Susie going for a Sunday drive wink
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Slydewhoosh
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For me it would have to be ....
Sean Connery - as Jimbo Bond
The accent that had millions of women falling at his feet.
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by bluexxx
According to research publicised by the tabloids today, half a million women in the UK are addicted to sex

I think mine is in the wrong half then :cry:
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by JQL
Managed to fix the drain pipes (temporarily until I find a fucking builder)

Has an image of JQL fixing the drain pipe only to take out half of his gable end wall :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Slydewhoosh
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I call most people ´MATE´
Therefore most folk think I am from OZ when I am away.
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by davej
Ah mum and dad........love em both to bits, dont get too see them as much as I should

Same
I left home at 20 to travel the world & at my ancient age I am still going - writing this from an internet cafe in Mexico (not to name drop).
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by bluexxx
stay out til day light, sleep in the morning, get up in the afternoon and then start all over again, basically just shagging myself stupid

I would party PaRtY ... PARTY!!!!!
All would be invited to my house & there wouldn´t be time to sleep because it would just be a constant drunken SHAGFEST!!
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Slydewhoosh
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Welcome D & M :welcome:
Appologies also as the only time I get to Londinium is when I have to fly through 1 of it´s airports :shock:
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Slydewhoosh
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Just a pity you are not female Dave otherwise you could have claimed:
"I must have been having a ´Blonde´moment"
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Slydewhoosh
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Good God if my folks ever found out about me swinging they would die of fright.
My brother poor lad (bless him) is prolly still a virgin so he would not have a clue what swining is (prolly think its something done in a park next to a slide / Slyde) ... mmmm ... how true he would be lol
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Slydewhoosh
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Have not tried any & I am happy the way it is.
I hope the ladies of this world are happy the way they find me.
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Slydewhoosh
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As one can (hopefully) gather this is not my real name (even though I think I should change it via deed poll).
Maybe if we meet at the NW munch I may spill the beans & tell ya me real name wink
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Slydewhoosh
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Ahhhh you thought you seen the last of me but nay, nay & thrice nay I say.
Work have sent me away & I have just landed back onto terra firma so this is the first time I have been able to get onto the net.
I will answer all valid posts (imo) since I have last accessed this site so appologies again if old posts get BUMPed up
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by clarensteve
Will you bloody lot stop going on about the MW Munch :cry: ,its not bloody fair since we can't go :upset: :upset: :fuckinghell:
So from now on the subject of the MW Munch is hereby forbidden and that goes for after wards too,else you'll all get smackbottom wink
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Steve,xxx

We are ok talking ' N W ', it's the ' M W ' we cant talk about :wink:
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Slydewhoosh
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Quote by VenusnMars
Thanks, all! :mrgreen:
Venus: I'm more than willing to be dragged down to your level any time, hun. :love:
Cheers,
~Reese! surprised

My level is very, very, low biggrin
Venusxxx
Are we talking:
GUTTER
or even worse
SEWER!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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