Quote by Ian20
when was with and where????????/
As stated in another post:
January 24th 2004 / my partner / home
The WHOOSH Man
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As stated in another post:
January 24th 2004 / my partner / home
The WHOOSH Man
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Slydewhoosh
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As stated in another post:
January 24th 2004 / my partner / home
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by sussexguy
"I'm bored, anyone fancy a shag?"
Why on earth would anyong wanna shag a board .....
Loads of lube are required & those damn splinters hurt!!!
The WHOOSH Man
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Well tomorrow this aniversary will occur for me.
I think I may go out & get absolutely drunk.
A couple of years ago my partner had a cancer scare which resulted in her having to be sterilised at the age of 32, naturally a shock to us all.
Then 16 months ago she was diagnosed with fibroids (which apparently can be removed but only with her having a full hysterectomy - the doc's have said at her age she's much too young to get this done), this then resulted in painful sex for her, at which point her libido became very low to none existant.
We went from a sexual couple (once or twice a week) to 4 times last year.
This has even dwindled further into only once this year!!!
I have said I would wait for her however long this took, but now I am begining to feel a little bit strained.
So I am afraid I will be a killjoy this weekend & refrain from the masked ball (hope you can all understand) & I shall go out & get absolutely ......
BLAZING DRUNK
The WHOOSH Man xxx
I think I may go out & get absolutely drunk.
A couple of years ago my partner had a cancer scare which resulted in her having to be sterilised at the age of 32, naturally a shock to us all.
Then 16 months ago she was diagnosed with fibroids (which apparently can be removed but only with her having a full hysterectomy - the doc's have said at her age she's much too young to get this done), this then resulted in painful sex for her, at which point her libido became very low to none existant.
We went from a sexual couple (once or twice a week) to 4 times last year.
This has even dwindled further into only once this year!!!
I have said I would wait for her however long this took, but now I am begining to feel a little bit strained.
So I am afraid I will be a killjoy this weekend & refrain from the masked ball (hope you can all understand) & I shall go out & get absolutely ......
BLAZING DRUNK
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Quote by roger743
I love sex as much as the next red-blooded sex-addict, but even I'm not climbing up the walls if I go a fortnight without (which is most fortnights, FWIW).
A fortnight I wish ...... try 6 months :cry:
The WHOOSH Man
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Congrats on the time so far.
Why not drink like a fish - alcohol that is.
Trouble is an ex house mate of mine would never smoke at work, when we went out on the pop he would smoke 60 in a night (now thats binge smoking).
Maybe though if u drink it make give you more cravings to smoke, & since you are inhebriated you will succumb to the temptation.
Ow about getting a dog, loads of walks to get ya fitter & a can of dog food a day is less than a pack of ciggies - trouble is u need a good pooper scooper.
Anyway whatever you decide to do GOOD LUCK :thumbup:
The WHOOSH Man
Why not drink like a fish - alcohol that is.
Trouble is an ex house mate of mine would never smoke at work, when we went out on the pop he would smoke 60 in a night (now thats binge smoking).
Maybe though if u drink it make give you more cravings to smoke, & since you are inhebriated you will succumb to the temptation.
Ow about getting a dog, loads of walks to get ya fitter & a can of dog food a day is less than a pack of ciggies - trouble is u need a good pooper scooper.
Anyway whatever you decide to do GOOD LUCK :thumbup:
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by redstilletto
16 year olds should be playing with their marbles and conkers and reading the beano
not reading swinging sites
:twisted:
Not forgetting their Action Man - 'With gripping hands & eagle eyes'
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by bluexxx
REALLY!
I can get rid of the banners.....
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well that's made someones day
The WHOOSH Man
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First impressions count,
I would suggest nothing to trashy / tarty, something casual maybe but smart.
It depends how u would like her to react & how well u know her.
Most of all though I think you should wear whatever YOU feel comfortable with.
I hope the meet goes fantstically for you & it's what you hope & expected it would be
The WHOOSH Man xxx
I would suggest nothing to trashy / tarty, something casual maybe but smart.
It depends how u would like her to react & how well u know her.
Most of all though I think you should wear whatever YOU feel comfortable with.
I hope the meet goes fantstically for you & it's what you hope & expected it would be
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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I agree with red, very obscure indeed.
Are we talking bingo - then GALA everytime for me.
Are we talking cheap BEER - then the British Legion do a good ale.
Or are we talking nightclub - again it depends how far u are willing to travel & were abouts you will be based (NW is quite expansive).
The WHOOSH Man
Are we talking bingo - then GALA everytime for me.
Are we talking cheap BEER - then the British Legion do a good ale.
Or are we talking nightclub - again it depends how far u are willing to travel & were abouts you will be based (NW is quite expansive).
The WHOOSH Man
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Isnt it the fun & intrepidation as well as the imagination of looking at a face pic & wondering just wondering what they would be like in bed, giving oral etc.
This seems to dwindle a lot when a cock pic is posted as all the fun is taken out of it!!
My vote is for FACE everytime.
The WHOOSH Man
This seems to dwindle a lot when a cock pic is posted as all the fun is taken out of it!!
My vote is for FACE everytime.
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
I haven't sent mine in yet .. I will tonight ... and if I don't you can beat me with a strawberry cheesecake ......
mmmmmm comes a close 2nd but I think Black Forest Gateux has it
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Do you live anywhere near an African Embassy or Harrods?
Jas
XXX
Fortunately no
I live in the highlands of jockland
The WHOOSH man
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Quote by anais
Oooooo whooshman.....even better hehehe Shall we draw up a strategic plan of action??
xanaisx.
Maybe run along side with a constant flow of hot water so as her nipps may never come out??
Or was ya thinking of pulling the plug & soaping off her bubbles
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Vix
Every day I commute in my Bath.
Why on earth do ya wanna do a thing like that Vix, wont ya be cold :eeek:
Cars / trains I suggest
But if you insist in commuting in ya bath can you send me a photo please :grin:
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by steveg_nw
so noted & reminder adjusted accordingly
The WHOOSH Man
You seemed to have spelt it wrong so I adjusted it for you.
Steve
GRRR damn mod's
Cant live with em ... cant KILL em
RE-ADJUSTED to make better reading
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by celticq
within 15 miles radius of my home I have 26 whiskey distilleries ... which miniature u want
The WHOOSH Man
Mr Whoosh - have you recently moved to Ireland the land of the extra E.
Many appologies will adjust accordingly ...
Dont u just hate ppl who pik up on ya tipe o's
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by anais
Yep us northerners are taking over the whole country.......
xanaisx
Not the country the WORLD!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by steveg_nw
You forgot my bottle of malt whisky
Steve
within 15 miles radius of my home I have 26 whisky distilleries ... which miniature u want
The WHOOSH Man
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NW Munch -
Bring the following:
Box of frozen Mars bars - xanaisx
Hot curry - Judy TV
A miniature bottle of single malt whisky - steveg nw
Just posting here to keep meself correct with presents for the Munch.
The WHOOSH Man
Bring the following:
Box of frozen Mars bars - xanaisx
Hot curry - Judy TV
A miniature bottle of single malt whisky - steveg nw
Just posting here to keep meself correct with presents for the Munch.
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
An old colleague of mine every saturday without fail use to go fishing, spend all day there & never catch a thing.
When we questioned him at work his answer was this:
All week I have her nagging at me dont drink BEER, don't do that, u never do this etc. Saturday was his outlet by fishing, I dont catch anything coz I never use bait or a hook - i think it's babraric) all I do is take my fishing basket full of beer to the river, chill & get drunk.
One will hope that this is no reflection on current situation.
The WHOOSH Man
When we questioned him at work his answer was this:
All week I have her nagging at me dont drink BEER, don't do that, u never do this etc. Saturday was his outlet by fishing, I dont catch anything coz I never use bait or a hook - i think it's babraric) all I do is take my fishing basket full of beer to the river, chill & get drunk.
One will hope that this is no reflection on current situation.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by JudyTV
I just love very hot Indian curries, and I mean hot.
JudyTV
Remind me Judy next time we meet to bring ya a curry.
You will have to put the toilet roll in the freezer for a few hours before you eat it.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by foxylady 123
I was in Yorkshire today not Manchester!
So that's the reason why ... they worry too much about their wippets, where as on the RIGHT side of the pennines we have loverly pidgeons.
The best thing to come out of Yorskire is the M62
If I was back home Foxy I had have been looking that much at ya that I would have had to have gone to the Dr's due to complaining about a crick in me neck :rose:
And anyway Yorkshire is Lancashires carpark!!
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Ice Pie
Although I work in the centre of London, I live on the outskirts. I could never tolerate a city centre 24 hours a day.
oo same here Ice
I live on the outskirts of London
Well they say London is still expanding
It make no difference were in the world you are u CANT get rid of us Northerners!!!!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
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U 2 have a great time away, I know most (if not all will miss ya)
Don't do anything I wouldn't (don't leave ya much to do so ya both best stay lol)
The WHOOSH Man
Don't do anything I wouldn't (don't leave ya much to do so ya both best stay lol)
The WHOOSH Man
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Thank you Clare
For your kind generosity.
It was much appreciated.
The WHOOSH Man
For your kind generosity.
It was much appreciated.
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
Quote by rocky horror
Maybe it is because a few of us are doing it with a rice paper shhet and peanut butter....we are tossing a COIN to see who licks off the residue!
The BIG question is:
SMOOTH or CRUNCHY Peanut Butter??????
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by roger743
Hi there. It's time to pull up a chair, pull of your socks, and get a buxom wench to pull you a pint. :cheers:
You should know by now that the barman in here is Gilbert.
He maybe slow at getting the BEER's but, but one day you might get a pint.
Anyway welcome NASO to the mad house.
BARMAN MORE BEER PLEASE ...... gets out the karma sutra (will be finished before the BEER gets here) to pass away the time.
The WHOOSH Man
