I applied to Jim & the fooker never answered me.
I wanted to go into space for a day ..... ahh the innocense of youth.
Then I found alcohol & I am now constantly spaced out.
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Slydewhoosh
Over 90 days ago
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The aim of the game in here is to make folk happy (leaves himself wide open for future posts on this subject).
So we are glad you approve of us.
We hope you continue to contribute to our happy thongs oops typo THRONG & experience more happy times with us.
The WHOOSH Man
So we are glad you approve of us.
We hope you continue to contribute to our happy thongs oops typo THRONG & experience more happy times with us.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Alexandra
Yet the tough and durable potato evolved ....... up to 15,000 feet
OMG Alexandra
15,000 foot potato thats one hell of a knob of butter!!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by gilbert
Calista's ankle biters:
"mummy mummy there's a picture of your tattoo on your computer!!!"
Gilbert
Mummy, mummy
Why has the man called Gilbert got an odd shaped ball??
The WHOOSH Man
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Congrats Re-Lapse a fantastic achievment :thumbup:
Best you move up North loads of fun people there!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
Best you move up North loads of fun people there!!!!
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Calista
.... it's raining ....
Every cloud has a silver lining so not too worry there
Quote by Calista
hug me
Everyone seems to be doing that so I will be different
Quote by Calista
sedate me
Lets not go down that road as this could lead to addiction
Quote by Calista
shoot me
Too messy for a beautiful person like you
Instead come & join me in the bucket of BEER I have & lets get drunk together
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by TheFacilitator
Sorry. Now I feel a pratt!
Well put him down & join the rest of us in the convo's on here
The WHOOSH Man
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Mine is hard & never flacid.
Just waiting for its correct button to be stroked at which point it jumps into action.
The WHOOSH Man
Just waiting for its correct button to be stroked at which point it jumps into action.
The WHOOSH Man
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Indian:
Chicken tikka chilli garlic - mmmmmmm to die for.
I prefer making my own curry tho, last time I made it for 6, we all had 2 plates each & there was still laods left over.
Maybe I dish up too much generous portions
The WHOOSH Man
Chicken tikka chilli garlic - mmmmmmm to die for.
I prefer making my own curry tho, last time I made it for 6, we all had 2 plates each & there was still laods left over.
Maybe I dish up too much generous portions
The WHOOSH Man
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Come on in Pob the water is loverly.
Welcome onboard
The WHOOSH Man
Welcome onboard
The WHOOSH Man
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Getter Better Soon
Theres nowt worse than feeling unsexy (I should know its a 24/7 nightmare for me - buts thats another story)
Hope you are back on yer feet soon & up to partying.
The WHOOSH Man
Theres nowt worse than feeling unsexy (I should know its a 24/7 nightmare for me - buts thats another story)
Hope you are back on yer feet soon & up to partying.
The WHOOSH Man
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Dear Sir / Madam,
I would like to apply for the post of 'DREAM MAN' as advertised in the SH forum - Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:43 pm.
PROFILE
I am 6ft 3" with dark hair, sky blue eyes & tanned - so I fit the category of 'Tall , Dark & Handsome' which I have been told is one of the requirements for the above post.
MAJOR ACHIEVEMENTS
June 2004 I acheived ISO 4074:2002 Natural latex rubber condoms - Requirements and test methods.
EXPERIENCE
Have read the book by Linda Howard & have seen the 1995 film (Staring Patsy Kensit) even though at times her acting needed to be improved upon.
TRAINING COURSES
I am willing to attend any future courses you think are relevant for the said post.
I am also studying for ISO 8009-2:1985 - Reusable rubber contraceptive diaphragms -- Part 2: Determination of size.
QUALIFICATIONS / EDUCATION
A PhD from the school of Life
A diploma from the school of hard knocks.
HOBBIES
Oral stimulation both vaginal & anal - I have a 7" tongue which helps & my special ability of being able to breathe through my ears is an added bonus.
Thankyou for your time
Hope to speak to you soon
The WHOOSH Man xxx
I would like to apply for the post of 'DREAM MAN' as advertised in the SH forum - Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:43 pm.
PROFILE
I am 6ft 3" with dark hair, sky blue eyes & tanned - so I fit the category of 'Tall , Dark & Handsome' which I have been told is one of the requirements for the above post.
MAJOR ACHIEVEMENTS
June 2004 I acheived ISO 4074:2002 Natural latex rubber condoms - Requirements and test methods.
EXPERIENCE
Have read the book by Linda Howard & have seen the 1995 film (Staring Patsy Kensit) even though at times her acting needed to be improved upon.
TRAINING COURSES
I am willing to attend any future courses you think are relevant for the said post.
I am also studying for ISO 8009-2:1985 - Reusable rubber contraceptive diaphragms -- Part 2: Determination of size.
QUALIFICATIONS / EDUCATION
A PhD from the school of Life
A diploma from the school of hard knocks.
HOBBIES
Oral stimulation both vaginal & anal - I have a 7" tongue which helps & my special ability of being able to breathe through my ears is an added bonus.
Thankyou for your time
Hope to speak to you soon
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Quote by Vix
Roxy Music / Brian Ferry Sang about Avalon they also sang about Vienna.
So putting 2 & 2 together to make 5.
Tell me when The Austrian Music Festival 2004 is taking place & i'll be there
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Think you'll find Vienna was Ultravox.
Was always sh*t at geography
The WHOOSH Man
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Well a sepearte post for applications only & there comments should be made (with a possible closing date too).
Gets scribbling notes for his application.
The WHOOSH Man
Gets scribbling notes for his application.
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by clarensteve
I quite like the one about making love in the front yard is ok if you have socks on,that'd be fine for us coz if we ever have a quickie during the day the socks always remain exactly where they are
Clare,xxx
In the washing machine or on the radiators???? :haha: :haha: :haha:
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Vix
Yes, it's King Arthur land. Also known to have a rather large music festival once in a while.
Roxy Music / Brian Ferry Sang about Avalon they also sang about Vienna.
So putting 2 & 2 together to make 5.
Tell me when The Austrian Music Festival 2004 is taking place & i'll be there
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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Who's been a naughty boy then?
Don't want to pass on any numbers
You should be able to go to contact & delete from phone memory or sim card.
Different types of moby's u can delete the lot at once, others are 1 by one.
I suggest you look at contact see if u want to keep it then store it on yer sim card (presuming that that's going into yer new phone) & delete it from the phone memory.
Or worst case scenario - find a quiet moment, write all the numbers in yer phone down, delete the lot, put new numbers in ya new phone then eat the paper with evidence on so as it does not get found by unwanted nosey people.
The WHOOSH Man
Don't want to pass on any numbers
You should be able to go to contact & delete from phone memory or sim card.
Different types of moby's u can delete the lot at once, others are 1 by one.
I suggest you look at contact see if u want to keep it then store it on yer sim card (presuming that that's going into yer new phone) & delete it from the phone memory.
Or worst case scenario - find a quiet moment, write all the numbers in yer phone down, delete the lot, put new numbers in ya new phone then eat the paper with evidence on so as it does not get found by unwanted nosey people.
The WHOOSH Man
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Gilbert as asked to to post this on his behalf due the backfire that will be wrought upon him.
Here is the final listings of Coronation Street Stars (past & present) in relation to forum members:
Clare & Steve - Jack & Annie Walker
Daz & Lou - Stan & Hilda Ogden
JudyTV - Bet Lynch
WBB - Elsie Tanner
Reese & Vix - Kevin & Sally Webster
Ice Pie - Curly Watts
Eddie Yates - MISSCHIEF
Geoffrey (Spider) Nugent - bluexxx
steveg nw - Fred Gee
& last but not least
Gilbert - Ken Barlow
If anyone requires any further info on these characters try here:
No offence is meant by these (only for fun) all objections will be duely noted & then hence thrown in the bin.
The WHOOSH Man
Here is the final listings of Coronation Street Stars (past & present) in relation to forum members:
Clare & Steve - Jack & Annie Walker
Daz & Lou - Stan & Hilda Ogden
JudyTV - Bet Lynch
WBB - Elsie Tanner
Reese & Vix - Kevin & Sally Webster
Ice Pie - Curly Watts
Eddie Yates - MISSCHIEF
Geoffrey (Spider) Nugent - bluexxx
steveg nw - Fred Gee
& last but not least
Gilbert - Ken Barlow
If anyone requires any further info on these characters try here:
No offence is meant by these (only for fun) all objections will be duely noted & then hence thrown in the bin.
The WHOOSH Man
Orgasminator
xanaisx
Stay off sick a little longer till afte the NW Mucnh then
Nah seriously I hope you are getting / are better now.
Hopefully you will be able to attend, otherwise I have a box of Frozen Mars bars to eat (i'll be as sick as a dog)
The WHOOSH Man
Stay off sick a little longer till afte the NW Mucnh then
Nah seriously I hope you are getting / are better now.
Hopefully you will be able to attend, otherwise I have a box of Frozen Mars bars to eat (i'll be as sick as a dog)
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Vix
Dreams of Vix :sleeping:
But doesn't dream to hard due to the fact of not wanting to upset Reese
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Not likely, matey.
Come visit. See how chill he is ;-)
Would love too my dear, problem is I thought avalon was a mystical place were King Arthur was buried.
So I have no idea were you are situated
Maybe one day
The WHOOSH Man
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Quote by Vix
You may be the dream girl. I am the dream woman!
:P
Dreams of Vix :sleeping:
But doesn't dream to hard due to the fact of not wanting to upset Reese
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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UK soap (been running for over 40 years) called
Coronation Street
The WHOOSH Man
Coronation Street
The WHOOSH Man
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Appologies Clare,
Looks like Gil has already given out Stan & Hilda
The WHOOSH Man xxx
Looks like Gil has already given out Stan & Hilda
The WHOOSH Man xxx
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To make people in this forum Weatherfield Characters:
Clare & Steve - Jack & Annie Walker
Daz & Lou - Stan & Hilda Ogden
Is no-one safe????
Who will be next????
Stand by for the next thrilling installment of (has Hershey's Adventures of Tin Tin theme tune stuck in his head):
Forum Meets Weatherfield
The WHOOSH Man
Clare & Steve - Jack & Annie Walker
Daz & Lou - Stan & Hilda Ogden
Is no-one safe????
Who will be next????
Stand by for the next thrilling installment of (has Hershey's Adventures of Tin Tin theme tune stuck in his head):
Forum Meets Weatherfield
The WHOOSH Man
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Well clare your mission (should you accept it) is to find me a wet kipper smiley!!!
& Gil ow cud ya ...... more like Stan & hilda m8 :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man
& Gil ow cud ya ...... more like Stan & hilda m8 :rascal:
The WHOOSH Man
