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21 Jul 2004

Quote by anais
bugga, Im gonna miss munchin in man......
Dont waste em tho Whoosh man hehehe
xanaisx

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
U have to be there the box has been bought & they are being frozen as we speak :cry:
U have to come, just have to
Please say u will reconsider :rose:
The WHOOSH Man xxx

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Obviously Marge & Homer!

Hhhmmmm me thinks you guys know us too well wink

Clare and Him,xxx
wink

Ahh never realised this was a winning statement.
Many appologies :cry:
Do I get a runners up prize of a wet kipper slapping???? (Pwetty pweese)
The WHOOSH Man xxx

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21 Jul 2004

ooooo since you answered my post does this mean I win?
Hopes its a slap with a wet kipper.
Please please please let me win
Wet kipper slapping (COME ON)!!!!
On can but dream wink

The WHOOSH Man xxx!

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by anais
Whooshman........really!!!!!
Errrrrnnnnn frozen to start with eh, might be nice hehehee
Who was it who used a mars bar?????? Sting??
xanaisx

Goes out to buy a box of mars bars to freeze for xanaisx for the NW Munch
The WHOOSH Man xxx

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21 Jul 2004

WOW
Very VERY good
Keep it up wink

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21 Jul 2004

But seriously I don't really find the liverpudlian accent appealing.
Just not cup of tea sorry sad

BTW no kids here!!!
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21 Jul 2004

Quote by anais
its the Yorkie in me
xanaisx

Why on earth would you be wanting to have sex with a chocolate bar??????
Then again I suppose a nice taste for the person giving you oral.
Scratch my first sentance then :thumbup:
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21 Jul 2004

Quote by Dragon dÃ© Ecstacy
So cum on what about the lovely Liverpool accent ?

Did you realise 96% of scousers have had sex in the showers!
The other 4% have never been to prison !!!!!! wink

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21 Jul 2004

I have a problem with phone sex:
I find there are no orrifices to enter wink

Each to there own i suppose
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21 Jul 2004

Point 4 has had me in stitches for the last few minutes - hilarious
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21 Jul 2004

I suggest:
Beachware - Flipflops, shorts, multicoloured hawiian shirts, sun glasses & hat
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21 Jul 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
Being from Canada, I find theres nothing that coaxes my knickers closer to my ankles that a true South London Accent!
Silky xxxxxxxx

Awwwww white my dahhhhling wink

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Okay so where did Hun come from ? :confused: Alot of people use it here, but does it come from anywhere in particular......

A contraction of "hunny" surely?
Now who on earth is this Shirley you mention of thats a hunny???
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21 Jul 2004

WBB
You should include yer new smiley into yer siggy for all to gawp at & wonder were you got it from
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21 Jul 2004

Ice yer such a gent.
I wonder why the lower smiley has such a big mouth, looks like he is smiling from ear to ear.
Ahhhhh I know its tim he has been let out of the box ready for the Edinburgh Munch ....... get back in poke

it's too soon for you to come out
The WHOOSH Man

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21 Jul 2004

Easy choose the PEA SHOOTERS.
Reason being whilst davej is talking to dawn I will substitute his frozen peas for mushy ones.
You get the frozen type therefore an EASY WIN!!!!
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21 Jul 2004

Quote by Reese
Thank you Reese

No worries, my lover. :P
That be fine then be itttt
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21 Jul 2004

I feel for your loss & much sympathy goes forth from my direction to you .
Why is it that death always makes people realise how frail we really are?
I believe & follow the old adage:
Live your life day by day, treat each day as though it's your last - for one day you'll be right.
We all have lost friends & family in the past , so we all know what you must be feeling.
There is no way to stop the hurt & the unanswered question "Why did this happen".`
The only thing to do is remember the good times & that way you will keep his memory alive.
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21 Jul 2004

Quote by Reese
Somerset: "My Lover"
Honestly, since moving here, I've become so many people's lover, it's potentially exhausting! Walk into the local pub, and you're greeted with a chorus of, "Alright, my lover?" Took a little getting used to.
However, I have to admit that my favourite Somerset phrase is: "'e makes I larf!!"

Now this brings back wonderful memories due to my training long ago at Weston-Super-Mud
Thank you Reese
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21 Jul 2004

I am 38 (but still 17 at heart)
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21 Jul 2004

Slightly late I know but I was not on last night to give ya hugs (am catching up with posts now)
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :rose:
& seeing Mars is ill, here pal have a hot toddy from me (no hot water, lemon, honey or sugar - just WHISKEY!!!) :beer:
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21 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista

Us northern folk are weird sumtimes
The WHOOSH Man

You really shouldn't give the southerners ammunition ........ :twisted:
Fancy admitting it :doh:
But as you southerners are only shandy swillers we don't have to worry wink

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21 Jul 2004

Weirdly enough me mum always calls me:
Hiya cock :shock:
Us northern folk are weird sumtimes
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21 Jul 2004

Good luck to you, hope everything works out well & it's what you hope it will be like.
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21 Jul 2004

American accent does nothing for me.
Apart from that anything goes really.
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21 Jul 2004

Heather,
I admit I have only been here a short time but I have seen the odd post or 2 slipping in.
Shag me I'm a male (sorry slip of the tongue) wink

I have found this place more entertaining & diverse than I first expected it to be, talking about subjects from martian packing to shaving downstairs in a bungalow.
Hopefully though the mods can keep these posts out or even move them to the meeting place so the chatter amonst us can continue talking gobble-de- .
Shag me I'm male (sorry was too tempting - so had to write it again) - hangs head in shame & awaits smackbottom

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
except perhaps NE Scotland and Whoosh , he is into muckle Cooos
GIlbert

Gil,
Around here they are hairy cooo's (Aberdeen Angus - proper name apparently) or as the local population call em heery cooo's.
Ooops 4got what I was posting (damn barman never bringing the drink on time & therefore losing my 4 sec attention span), wb TE whomever you maybe :rose:
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21 Jul 2004

I detest horror films.
I absolutely love sci-fi - Hitch hikers my fav, think 7 of 9 (voyager) has a cracking set of ... lungs.
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21 Jul 2004

Pointless said the man with no arms.
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21 Jul 2004

Anything by Freddie Mercury.
The man was a genius & a very sad loss to the music industry.
(I am really hacked off I missed the documentry on C5 about his lovers the other day) :cry:
I could listen to his music 24/7.
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