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Snertsmate
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
United Kingdom

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Hi,
Glad to hear you worked it out! just go slow let her set the pace and the more she's enjoying it the more she'll want to do it!
More to the point if she's ever doing it up south yorks way be sure to let me know!
Good luck.
Don't forget you're supposed to enjoy yourselves!
I'm not a wally!
Much as I would love you to call me sweetheart. Ah!
I'm not like that really! I'm a good boy!
I was talking about the subject that I'd put in my post!
"Put me down!"
Don't tell me you're another one that never looks at that bit!
I think we should have a word with Mark and see if we can't make it a bit more prominent.
See you at Burton.
Warm up the fire escape!
Ooops that doesn't sound quite right although I'm sure my ex would like you to!
I mean please put me onto the list for your excellent gathering in the smelly place of Burton on Trent.
Snerts
Christmas come early :!:
Please put me down for it.
Can we have heating on the fire escape though we may need it by then :!:
I don't want to be pedantic about this but the last time I looked a chicken was a bird so why report it to the RSPCA confused:
Surely it should have been the RSPB.
I can't believe it's got to page 3 without this being noticed!
Marcuso
Will you go and clean that chair it's got something hairy growing on it :!:
What would your mother say confused:
Hi
I think I may be the first so a big thank you to Babe1 and T-bone for arranging the munch.
Bring on the next one!
I'm not going to mention anyone in particular as I'm sure to miss someone out ,but it was so nice to meet some of you again and also some of you for the first time.
I'm going to bed now, my brain is sure to ache in time for breakfast tomorrow but I'll try to make it!
Thanks to all who made it a great night!
Snerts
Hey you bastard, I just laughed so much I broke my feckin chair!
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Bump :!:
mad
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Hey you three, Watch out!
You're in danger of starting a Staffordhire thread again :!:
lol :lol: :lol:
Perhaps that's what Scatty needs:-
A dashboard light attached to his headboard,
because from the looks of his other thread
He's not going to have a licence for long :!:
Well whatever next?
Spyware cleaners from the people that wanted the chip manufacturers to give every chip an ID that windows could identify; so that they could track "usage and licencing issues"
I wouldn't trust a spyware programme from them if it was the only one available.
What's good spyware? Anything certified by Microsoft!
What's bad spyware? Any thing not certified by Microsoft!
What is the next thing up their sleeve?
Anti-virus protection!!
Imagine someone selling you a bucket with holes all over the bottom.
Do you say?
"Oh ! I'll go and see what the bucket company has got to mend the holes"
Or do you say?
" why the f*ck couldn't they mend the holes before they sold me the f***ing bucket. "
We may have to live with the virtual monopoly but we don't have to like it or encourage them by rewarding programmes that are so good that we need to buy third party add ons to make them work right.
Better to have a dig at them than a poke at them
Unless of course your either gay or another bi male :!:
And then of course only if you fancy them
Unless you are really desperate.
Not that I'm suggesting that gay or bi males are desperate unless of course they are.
Dunno what he's on but is this thread not called " flash in the pan"
Can I ask ?
Would that cover the explosion that followed last night's vindaloo ?
My ears are still recovering !
Now look what you've done !
I'm going to have to go to the Chippy :!:
Bloody salad can say in the fridge again tonight :!:
Anyone got a hungry rabbit confused:
And no I don't mean one that eats batteries.
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Hi Mal,
I don't post on here as often as some but I'd like to chip in my tuppenceworth.
I haven't always agreed with some of the decisions that have been made but I do know that without you guys putting the work in that you do the place would not work at all.
You are bound to get the knockers ( I should be so lucky !) You will get the people that push you to and beyond the limits. Fortunately you also get a majority of folks on here that are genuine and will have a reasoned discussion if they do disagree with something.
Don't let the idiots put you off. You are all doing a great job, I for one could not give the time and effort to do it so I thank you when you do.
Someone suggested a cooling off period after joining where the new member would be able to advertise and read the forums but not post. I think that this idea has some merit, as it would put off a lot of the " I want a shag and I want it now ! merchants.
It's easy to go onto a site, register and then post a load of rubbish.
If you know when you register that you won't be able to just wind folks up straight away, but will have to go to the trouble of waiting a week, finding the site again and then posting the crap it will make you think twice, to most of them it just won't be worth the bother.
I don't think that this would put genuine folks off much and it will give them a chance to look in and see what the site is about and then have more sucess when they do get to post.
Keep up the good work
Snerts
Sorry not a HiJack but:-
What are you doing spending your time on here Mrs & Mr Pebbles?
Get back to your honeymoon and continue with the compulsory wedded bliss OK
Nice to see you and 'cause I didn't get to post it before:-
Congratulations
:cheers:
Hey, What are you doing out here in the real world?
Get back in the chat room where you belong!
You'll be having a party and meeting people next FFS :!:
Happy Birthday for Friday Tatty,
Sorry I can't make it but I'm sure you'll have a great night.
Snerts
:cheers: drinkies :rose:
Don't know if he does but I bet lots of other idiots do now.
They've seen your avatar, they've seen you mention the place,
They put 2 and 2 together and guess what?
No more fun there for anyone :!:
That's why we have a rule against mentioning places on the forum!
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Hi Steve,
To solve your 10 m cable problem have you thought about one of those "rabbit ears" radio link things that let you play video's in one room and broadcast a signal and watch them in another room on a telly attached to a reciever. You could then replace the telly by your PC and record with it. I don't know what the quality would be like but it may be worth a try.
I used to have one and one I got it set up the quality wasn't bad at all.
Just an Idea smile
Hi Marms,
you can unblur me if you can find me and it's ok with me if anyone that was there wants a copy of the group.
Wayhhayyhay!!!
I've got in first.
I'd just like to say thanks for a great evening, I really enjoyed meeting you and many others.
I'm sure it will all be going on for quite a while longer and I hope you are having fun.
All the best for your nuptuals smile :) :)
Talk to you soon
Snerts
I guess you've probably given up by now and consigned the phone off to the scrap heap; but just in case you haven't, before you try drying it out take off the covers and give the thing a damn good rinse in distilled water, the type of stuff us guys have to use in our irons and things will do fine. You can get it from car spares places. Then dry it slowly for about a week and if it doesn't work then place it in a hot oven and watch it turn into an artistic blob !!
NO!!!! Don't do that there may be some explosive bits in it particularly the battery.
Take it to a phone shop and ask them to dispose of it in an environmentally friendly way.
Or you could just flush it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I don't know.
I'm sure he could go to some car parks and shout :-
" I'm a virgin will someone pop my cherry ? "
with great sucess, there'd be lots of guys there to help him out!
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He did say anyone!
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Quote by SunBunny
I do know that there are more nice guys than not on the forum. Its generally newbies, or dare I say it, doggers, who send unwelcomed PMs. I get a lot of nice ones too. wink

Sorry Sunbunny, I guess you knew that someone would take exception to your remark but these sad bastards are no more doggers than they are swingers. Our fun is being ruined by them too.
Don't you know, woman lie around under every bush in the car park waiting for a Tosser to come all over them.
It's all of the easy sex publicity which is driving them in both fields.
"Go swinging or dogging it's free sex on tap ! "
Good idea thinks the Tosser with his balls keeping his ears apart.