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Snertsmate
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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Its obvious how to win this auction,
Are you guys forgetting what's involved here!
I bid one goldfish!
The secret is that it's only a picture!
And it's attached to a little bit of plastic and a magnetic strip.
And it's available for use for 1 hour!
Other than that its back to a turtle with an elephant on it's back and a funny spinny disk thing on top And no doubt lots of goldfish swimming in lots of bowls and a few dodgy magicians!
Are you guys forgetting what's involved here!
I bid one goldfish!
The secret is that it's only a picture!
And it's attached to a little bit of plastic and a magnetic strip.
And it's available for use for 1 hour!
Other than that its back to a turtle with an elephant on it's back and a funny spinny disk thing on top And no doubt lots of goldfish swimming in lots of bowls and a few dodgy magicians!
Quote by D_M
why should you go dogging in the day time, its not a good idea really you know, granny and grandad can be out with grand kids not clever.....
yes we do talk and drink tea but, as you seem to miss all the action perhaps if you came over and started chatting to us all you may well see something happen
hey .......each to there own...
so next time you see a group of vans together be brave and come and say hello, we do not bite....het you might even get a cuppa:lol:
cheers
D&M
Yes, I am pissed off about the thread being locked for reasons which I have explained to the mods. Your name was not even mentioned in any of the discussions that I've had about that issue.
Look at the quote and it's obvious why I had to reply:-
"why should you go dogging in the day time, its not a good idea really you know, granny and grandad can be out with grand kids not clever....."
So much for tolerance and everyone having space to do their own thing!
Perhaps daytime dogging should be banned?
"yes we do talk and drink tea but, as you seem to miss all the action perhaps if you came over and started chatting to us all you may well see something happen :wink:
hey .......each to there own..."
If talking and drinking tea is not a tea club, What is?
"so next time you see a group of vans together be brave and come and say hello, we do not bite....het you might even get a cuppa :lol: :lol: "
What makes you think that people that have gone out dogging want a cuppa and a chat! They've gone out dogging FFS!
As for the people that you have pissed off, you never met most of them!
They turned up at the dogging spot and what did they find; a group of people gathered round vans drinking tea and chatting.
Well suprise, suprise they pissed off somewhere else!
I've met people of both sexes that have commented on it. I've also seen mention of it on the threads on here.
But no!
It's all chinese whispers!
'nuff said !!
Right, I've said my bit, I'm off to enjoy my Christmas
Despite everything I still hope that ALL of you out there enjoy yours.
Firstly
What good you think you are doing I don't know.
I'm not slagging anyone off. the DvD player was in your car and the other guy wasn't even within 20 miles at the time.
Secondly
There are no chinese whispers I was there at the time when you suggested creating a pivate club in a fenced off area to which you could invite couples and even charge a membership.
Thirdly
Yes you do know where to find me but don't waste your time for the next week or so I've got a life and I'm going away to enjoy my Xmas.
Fourthly
I don't care that you know where to find me but I do object to you publishing the name of the estate on the internet and would like to ask the mods to remove it.
Stop trying to be clever and use your brain!
What good you think you are doing I don't know.
I'm not slagging anyone off. the DvD player was in your car and the other guy wasn't even within 20 miles at the time.
Secondly
There are no chinese whispers I was there at the time when you suggested creating a pivate club in a fenced off area to which you could invite couples and even charge a membership.
Thirdly
Yes you do know where to find me but don't waste your time for the next week or so I've got a life and I'm going away to enjoy my Xmas.
Fourthly
I don't care that you know where to find me but I do object to you publishing the name of the estate on the internet and would like to ask the mods to remove it.
Stop trying to be clever and use your brain!
Im sorry D_M but I can't let this go on any longer without comment.
Dogging in Donny is not dead. Ok it's a bit quieter at the moment 'cause of the weather but it's far from dead.
If you hadn't pissed so many people off round here you might just have found out.
The sort of tea club antics that you call dogging are nothing to do with real dogging. It's more like organised swinging in vans for an invited few.
Fine if that's what you want to do, get on with it, but don't call it dogging and don't keep telling the world that nothing's going on round here in the hope of getting more couples to join your club.
If they want real dogging they will stay well away from your little club and go and find some of the quieter spots in the area where something might happen apart from a group of people gathered round talking and watching porn on a portable DVD player..
If as M has stated you want a van swinging club in a private field then get on and do it but it's no more dogging than the idea on one of the threads to do it in a disused factory or aircraft hanger.
Dogging in Donny is not dead. Ok it's a bit quieter at the moment 'cause of the weather but it's far from dead.
If you hadn't pissed so many people off round here you might just have found out.
The sort of tea club antics that you call dogging are nothing to do with real dogging. It's more like organised swinging in vans for an invited few.
Fine if that's what you want to do, get on with it, but don't call it dogging and don't keep telling the world that nothing's going on round here in the hope of getting more couples to join your club.
If they want real dogging they will stay well away from your little club and go and find some of the quieter spots in the area where something might happen apart from a group of people gathered round talking and watching porn on a portable DVD player..
If as M has stated you want a van swinging club in a private field then get on and do it but it's no more dogging than the idea on one of the threads to do it in a disused factory or aircraft hanger.
Hi 2big,
You are in luck, Take a look at the "we'll meet again !!!" thread and you will find a group of dogers in your area, they're based round your area, though some of us are a bit further away. Get involved in the thread and get to know a few of them and you won't go far wrong. Most of us have actually met each other and you should be able to find someone to help you out.
In general I know it's been said lots of times gefore but....
For any of you newbies out there getting involved in a thread is a good way of getting to know people and just as importantly letting people get to know you.
With all of the idiots publishing locations on the net; real dogging is moving to smaller unspoiled spots and unless you want to be chased by the press, police, boy racers and the " I'm here so you should shag me " brigade, you need to get them to trust you enough to give the site locations.
Sorry mods if this is a bit long but if it helps another couple enjoy their dogging then it's worthwhile.
Anyway
Good luck 2big
Enjoy
You are in luck, Take a look at the "we'll meet again !!!" thread and you will find a group of dogers in your area, they're based round your area, though some of us are a bit further away. Get involved in the thread and get to know a few of them and you won't go far wrong. Most of us have actually met each other and you should be able to find someone to help you out.
In general I know it's been said lots of times gefore but....
For any of you newbies out there getting involved in a thread is a good way of getting to know people and just as importantly letting people get to know you.
With all of the idiots publishing locations on the net; real dogging is moving to smaller unspoiled spots and unless you want to be chased by the press, police, boy racers and the " I'm here so you should shag me " brigade, you need to get them to trust you enough to give the site locations.
Sorry mods if this is a bit long but if it helps another couple enjoy their dogging then it's worthwhile.
Anyway
Good luck 2big
Enjoy
Right all of you. :!:
What's all this going on about "Kevins"
:
I'm sick of living in a "Kevinist "society an here was one place I thought I could get away from It
:cry: :cry: :cry:
STOP IT IMMEDIATELY
:x :x :x :x :x
I'll complain to the Mods.
Shit half of you are mods :!: :!: :!:
Just pick on Whillhelms or someone else for a change.
I've never even been to Southampton :!:
What's all this going on about "Kevins"
: I'm sick of living in a "Kevinist "society an here was one place I thought I could get away from It
:cry: :cry: :cry:
STOP IT IMMEDIATELY
:x :x :x :x :x I'll complain to the Mods.
Shit half of you are mods :!: :!: :!:
Just pick on Whillhelms or someone else for a change.
I've never even been to Southampton :!:
You're really not having much luck are you?
I don't know, what are the youth of today about ?
There they are with an experience being handed to them on a plate and what are they doing ?
Probably all watching big brother tongues hanging out waiting to see if shell gets her tits out again !
What a waste !
They should all be well and truly ashamed !
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I don't know, what are the youth of today about ?
There they are with an experience being handed to them on a plate and what are they doing ?
Probably all watching big brother tongues hanging out waiting to see if shell gets her tits out again !
What a waste !
They should all be well and truly ashamed !
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: 