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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Yeh cool I iz gettin the hang of this brit thing. So like sayin kiss my ass iz like a brit welcome juz like sayin Yo.

You sure are a fast learner, Miz_Amerikaka.
So whenever we have to pacify a vicious drunken psychopath we say things like, "I just fucked your Ma and Pa and they were crap." It's called British irony and works every time in these dangerous types of situations. The pscho always gets the joke. Why not try it tonight at closing time in your local town centre.

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9 Jan 2005

Will the real Davej please stand op

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
I dig people who iz cool - hey is that sarge guy a yank too?

You got to admit, people do get rather cold when they are dead

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sandal
Did you call me dumb, I 'av you sunshine.

Ah, my old mate Sundial. Rememember me from Barcelona ?

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9 Jan 2005

That reminds me, I must get that dumbwaiter fitted when I'm having the west wing of Castle Cake refurbished

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Like a dude wid his head up his own ass can diss my bro/daddy/cousin

Not to mention your husband.
Aren't they all the one person where you come from ?

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8 Jan 2005

Wha a lovely pair of nice shiny shoes you have in your avatar, Fruit Tea 1796.
Though with plates of meat that big and spread apart I fear you may walk like a penguin

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
G

I am cogitating
Big G sits back and waits for Sarge to take that one.
G
Give me chance I'm looking up what it means in the dictionary :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Nobody Understands Me
I am tempted to initiate a topic with this subject title in the Cafe.
It is not my intention to engender discord in this forum. I merely wish to draw attention to the inabilty of certain members and fairweather friends (you know who you are) to grasp the essence of my reasoning. To this end I need to point out that in spite of my unimpeachable use of the English language (which is the lingua Francain this forum) certain people (you know who you are) persist in misinterpreting my contributions. I am sure that the failing is entirely theirs; that it is due to a lack of comprehension on their part and can not in any way be attributed to any verbosity on my part. I repeat; I do not infer any personal criticism of any individual (you know who you are). What I am saying is that at all times I endeavour to place principles ( and grammar, punctuation, spelling and big words) before personalities in these discussions. I am adept at rational and civilised debate sans rancourand , as such, I have learned to disagree without being disagreeable.
The inability of some members to assimilate my erudite analysis sometimes brings me close to despair.
Oh Lord, Why must I be so misunderstood

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Big_G
I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
G

I am cogitating

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Eyes Pie
Offering my converitratical deononogical opinion here, I am finding it serveritablicaly confusing that people are attending the ball out of masquerade costumes?

You are slipping, Eyes.
"Serveritabically" is spelt with a double l.
The nuda veritas is that your extemporaneous contribution of putative pedantry reveals an auotdidactic (albeit unsuccessful) propensity to mimic the de facto espionnateur.

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
:doh: right whose hid me reading glasses

Scandal was passing round a tray full of glasses a little while ago

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
getting nurse's uniform out of wardrobe, getting into car, picking up other nurses on way up motorway, we will be there in about 3 hours to look after you.

nurse . n 2 a person employed emplyed or trained to take care of young children
Most apposite, Missipus.

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
In comes the cafes' original and best waitor with a tray full of glasses. :lol:

Illeterate Iberian. Please show consideration for fellow members. I am sure you meant "waiter."
Furthermore, the possessive singular of "cafe" is "cafe's."
And why are you distributing spectacles ?

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