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Quote by Jags
Jags, shame on you, you missed out DOGGER! lol
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Freudian slip Mark - Freudian slip!! lol
What's lol ? confused They don't cover it on Radio 4
I like Jenny Murray's voice as well. She conveys a definate sexuality. You feel that if you were there with her you might get somwhere. Mabe we should start a Jenny Murry fan club.
As fo M&M it sends me to sleep. It's a little to much or not quite enough and I can never work out which.
I the mighty shlong man have 9" plus, lol.

Hello Mark (figure your not Linda but greetings to you both)
That must fall just within the limits of normality, not to mention practicality, and give you plenty of confidence.
Facinated
socks
Quote by bluexxx
It's rubbish, why are you listening to women's hour anyway?

I have this sot of academic interest in women, they are people you know, and I find the Women’s Hour programme very interesting and enlightening not to mention surprising.
It was long ago that I was working at home putting up a new plasterboard sealing while W/H was playing from the radio. You know how it is your not necessarily listening but you hear key phrases. Imagine my reaction when out of one of those mundane interviews that they seem to specialise in the words, ’multiple orgasm,’ assailed my ears. :shock: I nearly dropped my hammer and would have fallen from my stepladder had there not been a nearby wall for me to steady myself against. confused
An elderly sounding lady was explaining that some women as late as in their forties have never experienced orgasm. She further described cases she had dealt with (she was a Doctor) of women who only discovered the joys of sex in their fifties with new lovers/partners. I stopped hammering and put the kettle on to listen to the rest of that particular hour.
There are a lot of women who just need to be given a little care and patient attention to be completely fulfilled and listening to Women’s Hour would help a lot of men to understand better how to do it. :idea:
It is also worth observing that they take a great deal of interest in men and can be quite in formative in that direction.
Oooo I'm full of tips this week aren't I lol

I think I've got itcolor :idea:
Thank you Mark
Is all this talk of nine inch penises to be taken seriously and is there such a thing as a twelve inch shaft confused: Twelve inches is one foot or thirty centemeters. If you layed it on the average kitchen work top it would reach half way across. :?
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"LMFAO" confused whats that mean

I was Laughing My Fucking Arse Off at Jags' funny above smile
Quote by Socks
...and how do you use the Quote facility :?:

Instead of pressing the reply button, you can press the quote button on the post you want to quote (top right of any post concerned). Then you'll see the format of quotes.
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And thank you Mark for Google advice. biggrin

Anytime ;)
Mark
Got it, thanks very much :)
Jags
You,ve solved one problem and posed another, "LMFAO" confused whats that mean and how do you use the Quote facility :?:
And thank you Mark for Google advice. biggrin
Andrew
Sorry about the rice puding advert. I like rice puding, it wont make any difference to my appitie very little does.
Thank you Jags that's clarified it for me. Do you know how to pronounce it?
I've been reading ads and this term has come up. I'm wodering what it means.
On Womans Hour a few months ago they said that people with active sex lives keep their youthfull outlook and stay active and happy much longer.
Wonder what thoughts the general female population has on this hypthesis? wink :wink: