It may only be us, but WHY bother with the "I'd like to know more" messages....
We think that it should have "Because I am so Thick" added to the end.
Any automated type phone calls or emails are ignored why is this site different?
If you are unabe to compose a message to the effect that you would like to meet, you are not going to get much luck on here, certainly not with us!!!
Plus wish I had a pound for everytime we are told of the "Broken" webcam.
You can get a webcam for less than £5 at a well know grocery giant which is also open 24hrs most of the week..... Sorry what was your excuse again???
Rant over!!!!
My next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants....
Hi all,
Just thought we would say hello. We recently joined SH, after a while on some lesser sites out there.
So far really impressed, not so much the site, but quality and class of the members here.
Must say my favourite posts are of those about funny/worst experiences....
Naturally, must share one of ours first...
We went dogging last summer, and spent the entire night there in the car. During the night we had a few genuine doggers, a lorry driver or too (all only watching).. the Police came and went (quite reassuring actually).
At around 7am a van pulled up and a girl opened up the public toilets.... we decided to go for a quick walk and then drive home. My (Darling) Wife was swinging the keys around in her hand, the keys seperated from the key ring and vanished into stinging nettles.
Remember the toilets opened.... the site was now a full on Gay cruising site... what were we wearing???? MR a doctors blue scrubs and Mrs stockings and my thick dressing gown. It was a HOT day temperature wise, the place was busy as (gay)hell....
After about an hour we started to argue...
After 2 hours we were arguing with our shadows...
After 3 hours we peaked....
After 4 hours we were subdued...
At 4 and 55 minutes we phoned the owner of Tease 2 to come and get us, he jumped in his car to come and save us (what a star!!), I mean, who do you call if you get locked out your car at a well known dogging site????
At 5 hours of looking for our keys, stung all over from the nettles we found them... not in the nettles, but the side of the pathway we were walking on!!!!!
We phoned Stu and cancelled our rescue and drove home.
Looking back it was funny.
So whats your funny....
Hello,
We are quite new to this site, having been members on other lesser site for a while.
Impressed so far, but wondered.....
We occasionally go to a few places in Peterboroughish areas, if you know of other good sites pls let us know.
We are also keen to find the guy that bent our car ariel... that did not annoy us as much as you cumming on the side of the car.... at least it was not the door handle!!
