That's just like the Devil.. being a Day Late...
Tardiness.. Now that is True Evil!
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SophieSweets
2 days ago
Bisexual Male, 45
0 miles · London
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Oxygen?
Sarcasm?
a Rapier like Wit?
Actually I do quite well without the last one...
Sarcasm?
a Rapier like Wit?
Actually I do quite well without the last one...
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World Cup?
Big Brother?
What are these Things.... I'm just a poor Boy from a Lincolnshire Turnip Field...
Are they on the Magic Talky Box in the Corner of the Room?
Big Brother?
What are these Things.... I'm just a poor Boy from a Lincolnshire Turnip Field...
Are they on the Magic Talky Box in the Corner of the Room?
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No.. Today we're Going to Look through The Square Window...
Tell Me A Story.. Oh Go On.. Puuurrr-lleeeeaseee!
Tell Me A Story.. Oh Go On.. Puuurrr-lleeeeaseee!
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Hey Lets Go Further...
Why Not Name, Sex, Location, Weight, Turn ons/Offs, Height, Eye Colour, What you Want to do... etc...
Oh Yeah... That's a Profile isn't it?
(Just messin'!)
Why Not Name, Sex, Location, Weight, Turn ons/Offs, Height, Eye Colour, What you Want to do... etc...
Oh Yeah... That's a Profile isn't it?
(Just messin'!)
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Collect the Set and Make a Wall Chart!
That is Fantastic... You See.. This thread is worth Joining up for.... Where else are you gonna get this?
That is Fantastic... You See.. This thread is worth Joining up for.... Where else are you gonna get this?
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*Laughing Loud*
Oh.. Is there a world cup on then?
Who's Playing in That?
Oh.. Is there a world cup on then?
Who's Playing in That?
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Skinny Dippy in the Firth? Now that is Dirty... and not Necessarily the Good Kind!
Right under the Bridge.. Wave at some of the drivers and see if you can cause a Massive Tailback...
Right under the Bridge.. Wave at some of the drivers and see if you can cause a Massive Tailback...
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Hey Don't Worry.. If your New.. This is definitely the right place...
The Forum is full of helpful People.. And some who are less helpful.. But they're all very funny...
That's the main thing it seems... Have Fun... Don't let it stress you!
By the Way.. I'm very New as well... It's great on here... A bit Better than the Chat rooms anyway.. Much more decorum *Chuckles* Less Packs of 'Howling Wolves'
The Forum is full of helpful People.. And some who are less helpful.. But they're all very funny...
That's the main thing it seems... Have Fun... Don't let it stress you!
By the Way.. I'm very New as well... It's great on here... A bit Better than the Chat rooms anyway.. Much more decorum *Chuckles* Less Packs of 'Howling Wolves'
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Oh... I Thought the world had actually Ended...
I'd better just check through the Window...
No, You're Right.. It's still there...
I'd better just check through the Window...
No, You're Right.. It's still there...
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If you Inhale enough WD40.. It will make your cock LOOk bigger
But then You'll pass out...
Don't try this at Home Kids!
But then You'll pass out...
Don't try this at Home Kids!
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I Think I'm the only person in the World who gave up drinking completely when I went to Uni...
Ermmm... But that's because there was other distractions and no Money...
But like a lot of people have said, it's that word 'NEVER' that makes it a big deal...
"I'll never drink again'
Cos when you think about it.. Most people spend a lot of time Not Drinking...
Ermmm... But that's because there was other distractions and no Money...
But like a lot of people have said, it's that word 'NEVER' that makes it a big deal...
"I'll never drink again'
Cos when you think about it.. Most people spend a lot of time Not Drinking...
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Hey No Fair, I thought it was only supposed to be real Things...
Oh it is Real
Oh.. So it's only me who's missing out on the Exciting Bacchanalia...
*Pouts and walks off, hands deep in pockets*
Oh it is Real
Oh.. So it's only me who's missing out on the Exciting Bacchanalia...
*Pouts and walks off, hands deep in pockets*
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What.. THEY Are after Me?
How do you Know?
Wait.. You're one of THEM aren't you?
Arghhh
*Runs screaming into the Night*
How do you Know?
Wait.. You're one of THEM aren't you?
Arghhh
*Runs screaming into the Night*
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Hey There's Loads of Nice Single Men about...
Well I say loads... ahem.. I mean Some...
But it is there niceness that makes them Unattractive... They aren't ruthless enough to approach you, they aren't self confident enough to just talk to people randomly, and impress them with (Probably Untrue) Talk about themselves...
A Homosexual frined of mine refers to most men as Breeders, and it's the Breeders the Ladies Like... (I know this is a pretty sweeping generalisation)
In my experience, most of my 'Nice' Male friends are VERY Single, or have been well and truly Bagged by Women who wouldn't give them up for the world.. Or they're going Gay...
Anyway.. This probablyy doesn't add ANYTHING to the debate.. So sorry.. Just my Tuppence...
Well I say loads... ahem.. I mean Some...
But it is there niceness that makes them Unattractive... They aren't ruthless enough to approach you, they aren't self confident enough to just talk to people randomly, and impress them with (Probably Untrue) Talk about themselves...
A Homosexual frined of mine refers to most men as Breeders, and it's the Breeders the Ladies Like... (I know this is a pretty sweeping generalisation)
In my experience, most of my 'Nice' Male friends are VERY Single, or have been well and truly Bagged by Women who wouldn't give them up for the world.. Or they're going Gay...
Anyway.. This probablyy doesn't add ANYTHING to the debate.. So sorry.. Just my Tuppence...
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What do they say about Tall men...?
And who are 'They'
People are always talking about 'They'...
Now that is SPOOKY...
Who are They?
And who are 'They'
People are always talking about 'They'...
Now that is SPOOKY...
Who are They?
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Favourite Position...
Aww sounds soppy, but with a Lady I Like her to be On top and Pressed against me so tight that we're panting our breath into each others mouths and I can feel every heartbeat through my chest.. And our eyes can Lock...
Never done anything with a chap... So not sure if I'd have a favourite...
Aww sounds soppy, but with a Lady I Like her to be On top and Pressed against me so tight that we're panting our breath into each others mouths and I can feel every heartbeat through my chest.. And our eyes can Lock...
Never done anything with a chap... So not sure if I'd have a favourite...
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Reckon They've gone to Hyde Park...
They are a bit Thin in the Face though... And about 15 feet tall...
Oh and one of them is on Fire...
They are a bit Thin in the Face though... And about 15 feet tall...
Oh and one of them is on Fire...
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I'm pretty happy about Both the Outer and the Inner of my body...
It's just the Goddamn Thinning Hair...
Arghhh!
Hey.. Since I'm trying to meet people maybe I shouldn't make a big deal
*Gingerly Pulls on hat and slinks into a Corner*
It's just the Goddamn Thinning Hair...
Arghhh!
Hey.. Since I'm trying to meet people maybe I shouldn't make a big deal
*Gingerly Pulls on hat and slinks into a Corner*
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I'm Sure I saw the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse coming out of a Greggs this Lunchtime.. Apparently they were going to end the world this afternoon.. But it's pretty Sunny so they're gonna go to a park instead and try and pick up girls with their Horses
