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Staggerlee_BB
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 63
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Quote by Steve
Indeed it can....
It would buy 4 of the car I currently have...
Never missed a beat....
Not even an advisory at it's last MOT and the only work I needed to do to it when I went to Scotland in it was check the tyre pressure and fill the washer bottle...
I'll never spend more that £750 on a car again.....No point.....
Spent many a happy year in £500 drive 'em scrap 'em cars ... takes all the worry out of motoring
I have always believed that if you can't afford to drive it off the forecourt straight into a wall you can't afford to drive it
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
BB is a VERY good accountant I do not let her look at my wages or any savings that could be made .... I am a great believer in collective responsibility... you DO NOT under any circumstances short change your fellow man
or become an unnecessary burden upon him
Oh go on Rob you'll have to explain that
Just realised what you mean ... yes you're company director who avoids every tax he/she can then sends thier kids to state schools and moans constantly about the quality of the education they recieve, or recieves expesive treatment at an N.H.S. hospital followed by equally expesive aftercare and drugs at a knock down price then moans about underfunding and the decline in hospital standards is indeed a fucking burden on thier fellow man and doesn't deserve a second of our concern, hang 'em high on the line and leave them out to dry I say ..... Glad you agree
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Quote by Too Hot
This is all getting ridiculous.
Any and every Company as well as any and every individual will do everything they can to mitigate tax exposure because it is dead, fixed cost. The more complex your affairs, the more you need a good Accountant but the principle remains the same. Minimise tax exposure within the laws of the jurisdiction that you operate.
As I understand all of these Companies are operating within UK and European legal and tax frameworks.
The real joke is comparing UK Companies who pay much more Corporation Tax. Of course they do, because Directors taking Dividends is a 21% tax take as opposed to 40% if it is taken as salary.
I would be interested to know if the good citizens who are so up in arms at this outrage also consider that Directors of UK Companies who take a nominal salary and then take dividends instead of a large salary are also tax dodgers? At least the Company is paying Corporation Tax!
You start with fallacious assumptions and extrapolate from them incorrect conclusions
Any and every company and individual ?? Not me for one
The more complex your affairs ?? most of these companies affairs are complicated BY accountants for the purpose of making their tax position more obscure ... you appear to have the cart and horse in the wrong positions
The real joke ?? the real joke is that people make excuses for companies, be they UK based or otherwise, deliberately avoiding their responsibilities to their customers .... and have no doubt paying tax is one of them
You would be interested ?? working on the assumption that the company is paying 21% on a figure that I assume the director would be paying 40% on then fuck yes tax is being avoided and that is wrong, simple black and white no grey areas no moral doubt dead wrong ... see in the long run it's killing babies, I mean Jimmy Saville is being hung drawn and quartered for molesting them; what's going to happen when the local maternity ward can't afford that new incubator or operating theatre or fucking electric at least he was helping pay for those
Sex God
BB is a VERY good accountant I do not let her look at my wages or any savings that could be made .... I am a great believer in collective responsibility... you DO NOT under any circumstances short change your fellow man
Sex God
Quote by starlightcouple
So some kind fella will just come along and give me an 9 to 13 week old puppy German Shepherd?
Now I do believe in fairies.
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2 Wiemeraners and 1 Golden Cocker not a penny exchanged hands .... most people would have admittedly had to pay a rehoming fee but then again BB isn't most people
Sex God
Quote by starlightcouple
Can 2 grand actually buy you anything nowadays?
Give the Tories another 3 years and 5 grand won't be worth much and you certainly will not be able to afford to drive a car.
Save your money and keep fit..........buy a dog. :bounce:
Never ever ever BUY a dog
Sex God
Quote by starlightcouple
I have searched and searched but am still unable to find any provenance for my favourite quote, so unfortunately I am unable to credit the author (and he/ she does deserve much credit) for these wise and apposite words....
"Fuck off you greedy arrogant self serving ignorant Tory cunt"
I mean it's fucking poetry isn't it :twisted:
Should that not be "Fuck off you greedy arrogant self serving ignorant Tory cunt s"
I would hate to see them in the singular category mr staggers, and the S on the end means it includes all of them. :giggle:
No, it is correct as it stands ...... there are undoubtedly more than one of them,it would however be inadvisable to use this phrase to a large group of the evil moneygrabbing morally retarded arsewipes .... the advice is free you are more than welcome to ignore it
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Quote by Bluefish2009
There is a simple solution to all this tax avoidance ....
1: Do an internet search (not google obviously) find the office of your chosen company
2: Travel to said office
3: Take bottle
3: Fill bottle with petrol
4: stuff rag into neck of bottle
5: Light rag
6: throw into reception
7: repeat steps 1 to 6 until desired effect is achieved
These steps are most effective when acompanied by a large angry mob
Is this from the Aurther Scargill book of poems
Nothing to do with Mr S ..... just the application of logic and reason
Legal ..... few of the many tax dodging companies have been prosecuted, this doesn't mean they have not broken any laws ; the Vodaphone debacle is a case in point, they had broken the law,many in H.M.R.C. were pushing for and confident of a successful prosecution the then head of revenue etc, David Hartnett came to a highly dubious settlement with them (undoubtedly under pressure from H.M.G.) .... have no doubt the corporate world is populated by ILLEGAL tax dodgers
There is only one solution to the moral bankrupcy and greed of these people and that is direct action, no government that we can elect will change anything beause they are the government
Sooooo..........
1: take action
or
2; sit on your arse and watch your schools your hospitals your services become the sole preserve of the wealthy and privileged
Sex God
This .... .... every time for every occasion
Unless it was a wedding then this ... which should replace the wedding march at every available opportunity
Unless it was a wedding then this ... which should replace the wedding march at every available opportunity
Sex God
Quote by HnS
News International revealed in severance pay, understood to be for its former boss Rebekah Brooks.
Mrs Brooks resigned as chief executive of News International because of phone-hacking allegations at the now-closed News of the World newspaper, but that figure included a "compensation for loss of office" payment.
Nice money if you can get it
:sad:
Don't be coy H .... we all know that is the price of keeping Darth Murdoch off the charge sheet , I have no doubt that there are bonuses available depending on whether time is served and how much time is served ... lets be fair I'd do couple of years for those wages
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I have searched and searched but am still unable to find any provenance for my favourite quote, so unfortunately I am unable to credit the author (and he/ she does deserve much credit) for these wise and apposite words....
"Fuck off you greedy arrogant self serving ignorant Tory cunt"
I mean it's fucking poetry isn't it :twisted:
"Fuck off you greedy arrogant self serving ignorant Tory cunt"
I mean it's fucking poetry isn't it :twisted:
Sex God
Tom Cruise is a lunatic dwarf and should not be cast in anything other than a cement overcoat
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There is a simple solution to all this tax avoidance ....
1: Do an internet search (not google obviously) find the office of your chosen company
2: Travel to said office
3: Take bottle
3: Fill bottle with petrol
4: stuff rag into neck of bottle
5: Light rag
6: throw into reception
7: repeat steps 1 to 6 until desired effect is achieved
These steps are most effective when acompanied by a large angry mob
1: Do an internet search (not google obviously) find the office of your chosen company
2: Travel to said office
3: Take bottle
3: Fill bottle with petrol
4: stuff rag into neck of bottle
5: Light rag
6: throw into reception
7: repeat steps 1 to 6 until desired effect is achieved
These steps are most effective when acompanied by a large angry mob
Sex God
2 grand .... we got a Subaru Legacy .. practical and with a 2lt twin turbo engine quite fun too: the petrol bills are enough to make a grown man weep though ( and quite frequently do)
Sex God
Quote by GnV
And to follow on from TH's comments about grammar school education, do we really want to see people in the highest echelons of public life act like an uneducated John Prescott?
I mean, he could hardly string a sentence together and responded to challenges by thumping the electorate!
Very refined, I'm sure
Uneducated ??? .... from his wikipedia entry
" Prescott managed to overcome the handicap of failing his 11-plus entrance examination for grammar school, going on to graduate from Ruskin College in Oxford, and the University of Hull"
How many university degrees have you got ?
Sex God
Perhaps the most accurate assessment of UKIP I've heard ...... starts at approx. 14 minutes
P.S. get in quick there's a new one replacing it on Friday
P.S. get in quick there's a new one replacing it on Friday
Sex God
Just a couple of notes for those of you who seem to think otherwise .....
The human rights laws are British law ...
And in answer to your next point .....
It really is a mistake (and in the case of UKIP a lie ) to conflate the European court and the E.U.
The human rights laws are British law ...
And in answer to your next point .....
It really is a mistake (and in the case of UKIP a lie ) to conflate the European court and the E.U.
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
rob you are indeed correct ..... Scargill was every bit as much to blame for the downfall of british coal mining as Thatcher was
this was mine
:bolt:Can't say I remember that one Rob ..... you'd better give us a link so we can enjoy it in all it's glory
Quote by neilinleeds
Surely noone's using this thread as an excuse for a bit of a dig, are they? That would hardly seem reasonable? Buy hey, what do I know, sure it's just friendly banter, nothing more.
I can't imagine why anyone would want to be so petty and childish Neil ..... I'm sure it's just meant to be banter
Quote by starlightcouple
I think the one example I gave is more than enough for the other less perspicacious members Mr Staggers.
BTW, how is that old pub? :cheers:
Oh it's still there .... I was thinking that with my subscription due soon I might spend a little more time there;but it would seem that I would have more fun posting in the forum, I really must make the effort to post more
Sex God
Quote by starlightcouple
Having spent an idle evening browsing old forum posts ...... this is I think my finest moment
You might like to research some of gags other posts star...
Fancy gargling on a funnel of cold chip pan oil by any chance
some peeple do it purely for effect gnv.
nothing stranger than the human race i think. :sad:
Bees in spaceships with glasses on .... they're much stranger
What is yours ?
Oh I think you do not do yourself enough justice Mr Staggers, I have found much better quotes and comments that you have used over the years. There are some corkers out there as I have spent about half an hour trawling through some of them. I also had an idle evening. :lol:
What about 25th Mar 2010 - 6:58pm for a classic example. I have a list you know but just could not decide if any of them beat this one. :notes:
There is also the classic ' going down the pub forever one ' but thought there were better ones. Shall I post some do you think? :grin:
Go on then I was just being modest but I'm sure they'd be most enlightening and of great interest to our less perspicacious members .... such as yourself
Sex God
Having spent an idle evening browsing old forum posts ...... this is I think my finest moment
some peeple do it purely for effect gnv.
nothing stranger than the human race i think. :sad:
Bees in spaceships with glasses on .... they're much stranger
What is yours ?
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
You might like to research some of gags other posts star...
Fancy gargling on a funnel of cold chip pan oil by any chance
some peeple do it purely for effect gnv.
nothing stranger than the human race i think. :sad:
Bees in spaceships with glasses on .... they're much stranger
What is yours ?
Sex God
Quote by starlightcouple
Seems they set their sights on The late Sir Cyril Smith now....
What a scandal GnV.
A more gentle caring man you would be hard pressed to find. I feel for his family who are in a situation of how do we defend a man that is dead?
The 'rumours'/ allegations about Cyril Smith are neither new or without a certain amount of creedence ... his family it would appear have had no desire to defend him
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Read two pages and couldn't be bothered to read the rest of the predictable 'cyclists are an inconveniece to ME how dare they use MY road' bullshit .... search S.I.D.S.Y.M. and ponder on the fact that there is well known acronym for the phenomenon
This should of course be S.M.I.D.S.Y. ....oh well it was early .... the point still stands
Raaaargh, no wonder I was struggling with Teh Google. I had to use the power of my brains and everything. Got there in the end but you now owe me eleventy-squillion braincells I'll never get back.
It was as I said early .... I would of course pay you the brain cells but unfortunatly at my great age I have non to spare
Sex God
Quote by starlightcouple
Read two pages and couldn't be bothered to read the rest of the predictable 'cyclists are an inconveniece to ME how dare they use MY road' bullshit .... search S.I.D.S.Y.M. and ponder on the fact that there is well known acronym for the phenomenon
This should of course be S.M.I.D.S.Y. ....oh well it was early .... the point still stands
:laughabove::laughabove:
I think you was right the first time. :bounce:
And yet again what you think and what is correct are diametrically opposed to each other ,what a fucking shock eh ?
This you see is why I really can't be bothered anymore
Sex God
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Read two pages and couldn't be bothered to read the rest of the predictable 'cyclists are an inconveniece to ME how dare they use MY road' bullshit .... search S.I.D.S.Y.M. and ponder on the fact that there is well known acronym for the phenomenon
This should of course be S.M.I.D.S.Y. ....oh well it was early .... the point still stands
Sex God
Read two pages and couldn't be bothered to read the rest of the predictable 'cyclists are an inconveniece to ME how dare they use MY road' bullshit .... search S.I.D.S.Y.M. and ponder on the fact that there is well known acronym for the phenomenon
Sex God
You could of course always search the web for comparisons of rehab programmes using heroin and those using heroin substitutes and compare their success rates ..... I couldn't be bothered but I believe you'll find that those using heroin are far more successful ..... but why let something like a demonstrable fact get in the way of an opinion ... I mean after all we've all got a right to one
Sex God
Quote by starlightcouple
As my comments are obviously annoying some people,
Fuck me ...... next stop Syria
clue: It's to do with the bible
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I've found the best way to please BB is to have a shower use some deodorant and try not to fart til she's asleep ..... I'll see what the thread is actually about now
