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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
Male
0 miles · Grantham

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I know what it is,youve realised that i could actually be Chesney Hawkes and are afraid that you might faint at the sight of me at the munch wink lol
Quote by Vix
(I think you're far better looking than ches!!!) wink

That's not saying much though, is it? rolleyes :P
Well done Steve, mate. Prolly 90% of that 1000 are to do with organising this Sat, so we better have fun, eh?
*hugs* You're a star.
Thanks a lot Vix................................. could have worded that a bit nicer,tuh lol lol
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
p.s. Clare - this is a joke!

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I think were even now darling,just Calista to go now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You are soooooooo gonna get a slap later for this,and i don't mean i nice slap either.
Thanks in an odd way for this post,but i'm still gonna get you lol wink
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Happy 1000th post Steve! kiss
I think you are a great sport for volunteering to sing Chesney's "one and only" at the munch! Good on ya!
hehehehehe :twisted:

I will never sing mad
BTW thanks for noticing
Quote by Calista
Now I have to say I cant really see the similarity but maybe Clare can shed some light... wink

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Shireen
xxx

Actually I could quite fancy him looking like that ... kinda boyish charm there .... redface
I do think "the one and only " Ches..... oops Steve should explain how he got this nickname .....
I can't believe that i'm doing my 1000th post replying to you fecking lot taking the chronic piss out of me but you all need a slap smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
My god i look nothing like him and i definately do not have a bloody MOLE stuck on me fecking face!!!
Quote by The trollop
OOOOhh just imagine Steve on the Karaoke on saturday
"I am the one and Only,nobody id rather be,i am the one and only,cant take that away from me"
Oh and he's got to do it if all you ladies make him
We can do it,we can,we can

Thats not fair,i don't do karaoke and no one would want to hear me sing.
You fecker,just you bloody wait mad mad mad
Quote by Calista
Hahahahahahahaha..... Chesney eh Steve??...... rotflmao

You watching this Chesney? Gonna tease you about this summat awful LMAOOOO
Piss off,you trollop lol
Quote by Calista
chesney hawkes - one and only! redface redface redface
awful singer!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Thats what they call me at work redface
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
:laughabove: rotflmao
Ok nominated nickname now for Steve_Lincs ........... is Chesney
Steve you are so gonna wish you'd never said that on here :twisted:
You wouldnt............wait you bloody would,please please don't i'll do anything!!
Quote by Jay_Derby
chesney hawkes - one and only! redface redface redface
awful singer!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Thats what they call me at work redface
Yeah all the above for done me the world of good being on here and i feel a hell of a lot more confident biggrin
Yep worked for both of us i got 5 and 29 and Clare got 0 (yeah right lol) and 24.
Quote by Rainbows

Sorry Tigris - but the swinging couples I have met have had some of the most stable and open marriages I have come across. Probably something to do with the honesty that HAS to go hand in hand with swinging
Ahem- sorry - but for the first time since I joined this forum someone really did piss me off!!!

That is a really great point there,well said biggrin
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
first on the list thanks! ;)

You'll have to get there early then wink :twisted:
BTW should i describe to you after each individual one rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Calista
Lola's Theme is a good one and I'm really hooked on Butterflies and Hurricanes by Muse

I hate Muse they fecking do me head in mad
Quote by tigris
I also have a million dollar question regarding my first post, if the other partner suddenly decided they were not happy with you taking part in this activity would you stop? or would this be the end of the marriage?

If either me or Clare decided that we didnt want to swing anymore then the other one would respect this as we do all of this together for the benifit of no one else but us.
Oh Neil my heart goes out to you,it honestly does...............................well actually it doesnt rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
If you'd like to pass on to me your list of females to snog on Saturday i'll gladly fill your shoes :twisted: lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by Kinky Lizard
John Peel's All Time Festive 50
(Broadcast January 2000)
1 Joy Division Atmosphere
2 The Undertones Teenage Kicks
3 Joy Division Love Will Tear Us Apart
4 The Sex Pistols Anarchy in the UK
5 The Clash White Man in Hammersmith Palais
6 New Order Blue Monday
7 The Smiths How Soon is Now?
8 Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit
9 The Smiths There is a Light that Never Goes Out
10 This Mortal Coil Song to the Siren
11 Robert Wyatt Shipbuilding
12 Pulp Common People
13 Captain Beefheart Big Eyed Beans from Venus
14 The Dead Kennedys Holiday in Cambodia

It just shows how in touch with music he was,some of my favoutite songs are on there.
Ive had a good think about this and come up with a few more.
The Smiths-The queen is dead has a great intro,with the cockney singing at the start and then the drum beat coming in.
New Order-Blue monday the extended version,what a perfect intro.
Massive Attack-Unfinished sympathy where its counted in and then the background music comes in,a real shiver enducing intro for me.
So does that eman that because we were married when we started swinging that we should get divorced??
We share so much more between each other than we do with our swinging friends,we share love,tenderness etc etc.
Rocky,ive pondered over this not knowing what to say since you put it on.I still dont know what to put to make you feel better but i just wanted you to know that i'm thinking of you and have always loved your posts.
Heres a nice manly :therethere: for you.
They had Andy Kershaw on the BBC news earlier and he said that John Peel was more important to music than even Lennon and Mcartney and i would have to amount of big bands that were given their chance for stardom because he championed them is even recently he was still in touch with the sort of music that is important now and in the future.
What will the music world do now without him.
I really am totally shocked and quite a bit upset as he was a real favourite and hero of mine while i was growing up.A true gentleman and legend he was,its a real shame :cry:
Anything by Underworld,now they know how to do a slow build up, Born Slippy Nuxx and Pearls Girl (ive just cum lol ).
Quote by freckledbird
ermmm exactly who will you be tying up and gagging? and are they ticklish?

Erm Clare......and you if you'd like :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:haha: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKY :haha:
Hope you have a great day and we'll see you on Saturday kiss