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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
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0 miles · Grantham

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Quote by Clare_Lincs
For men you also forgot,
Laugh when he farts,Bring him the remote control,open his can of beer for him,learn the offside rule,etc,etc!!

And you do all of them for me don't you dear,NO
Quote by Kinky Lizard
sesky clare typed

Who's sesky clare dunno dunno
I think i should get a snog Debs,coz...............um i just should,ok
Quote by mollyandchris_54746
Your the greatest, Im the worst Yep thats right
Your very good looking Im not attractive Yep correct again Clare is a stunner and your a minger lol lol
Your Humble Servant
Chris

We don't like people begging,it's sooooooooo unattractive :haha: :haha: :haha:
You havent said what we can have as a ransom for not putting on the pic???
Quote by Silk and Big G
<GULP>
That IS frustrated !!!
((((((((((((((((((((poor poor Clare ))))))))))))))))))))))))

She has failed to tell you that it is her fault that were both so horny.
Our youngest falls asleep,our oldest is playing upstairs,so she starts kissing and writhing around on me(fully clothed)then she wonders why i walk of chunterring and she's got a fecking wet patch.
It's me thats bloody sexually frustrated mate,and she fecking well made it ten times worse.Bloody women
Yellow by Coldplay still gives me a chill coz we used to play it before our second daughter was born and the lyrics really fit with having a baby.
Quote by celticq
I was having a Sunday morning jump about to James -

Crikey havent listened to them for ages,must hunt out an old CD and annoy Clare with it lol lol
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Yesterday i recieved the lovliest pm i think ive ever had since ive been on here.

So you didnt like the one i sent you asking for a good fuck?????
Nice one Silk and Big G,at least you two and Blue and Satin are up for it.
Now we really must get hold of the camera again and get snapping.
Weve had songs that make you cry,so what about the ones out there that give you the shivers and make the hairs on your back stand on end.
Radiohead's Climbing up the walls has always done this for me,and even after hearing it god knows how many times over the past seven years it still does it now.
Massive Attacks Unfinished Sympathy does this as well but only when i hear it live now.
Coldplay's Trouble used to do this but has been played to much now,and recently The Streets Dry your eyes mate has on occasions done the same.
So do songs do the same for you??
When we saw Blair Witch,Clare crapped herself for about 2 weeks and has vowed never to watch it over active imagination is to blame,films like that can be the scariest bacause they play on what you imagine,not see.
Radiohead-Kid A is always on one of our CD players.
Weve also got MP3's of Coldplay,Underworld,REM,The Cure to name but a few on the PC.
Quote by Ice Pie
Have to agree with Clare on this. (Wonders will never cease!! :shock: )
JTML's post simply doesn't ring true. Call it a hunch.

Yeah,its all abit too hard to believe,and on a swinging site!!!!
Quote by davej
Rather against the flow here but for us its a definate no. We would be offended at a munch in the same way that we would be offended in any other pub on a Saturday night. We have always reserved the type of kiss that is being described, solely for each other and find it a very intimate act that we have always kept between ourselves.
If as Venus has mentioned people are able to judge a situation and can work out if the recipiant will welcome the attention then fine, unfortunately our experiance has shown that there are a very small minority that can't.
It would seem by your responses, that most do not mind and each to their own, however I would urge that jumping in with both feet (does that sound right...nope) may not always bring a pleasant nor positive response. I supose all I am saying is the same as Wilki. Some like it others don't.
Ive felt the same in the past,especially in swinging situations.I used to really bother me,but i'm trying to loosen up now,and Clare really likes it so i'm going with the flow nowadays.
I do understand your thoughts though,everyone has theyre own feelings of things and thats cool.
I wasnt gonna go up to you and snog you anyway,so your safe from me lol wink
davej is now gonna go catch a wasp in his hand and let it sting his typing fingers.....
Right you lot,we have 9 weeks until the Nottingham Munch.
Weve decided to hold a competition a week, until then,winners will be given a certificate at the Munch!!
For the first competition its Daftest thread,so get your nominations in!!!
The top three nominations will go into a poll,which will end on Saturday next week!!
(we cant nominate but you can nominate us!)
Any one who wins and can't be at the munch will be sent their certificate in the post!!
So get nominating,this munch needs you!!!!!!!!!! lol
All i can really add to what i put before is all you lovely ladies,you don't have to read any signs with me,i'll be up for a snog all night.I think the same goes for Clare,and hers includes both the ladies and the blokes!!! wink
Quote by bluexxx
Old Trafford :shock: .... That would involve coming into contact with Man U supporters though :shock: :shock: :shock: .......... even I'm not that stupid lol

smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Naughty girl,now say ten hail Mary's,you do not take the gospel of St. Man UTD in vain.
rolleyes
BTW Keep up with the pics,lets hope more join in :shock:
Well done Tune,king of bollox,you talk shite but it's good shite,the kind i like!!
I bow to you oh king worship worship worship worship worship worship
Keep up the good bollox. lol lol
Weve all fallen foul of people taking offence,it can be quite off putting at first but you soon learn not to give a shite!!!
Weve been to see the venue for the Notts munch,weve applied for a late licence and we can have the room until 1am
Weve also found a hotel close by,it's really nice and if we get enough people who want to stay there we can have it at a discount.
If you like the sound of it PM either me or Clare asap we'll give you the details we get enough names we'll get everyone booked in.
It looks like it could be a bloody good night lol biggrin :cheers: drinkies :mrgreen: :beer: :thumbup:
wave and :welcome:
As Corriefem put this is the place to be,much more sedate and relaxed (yeah right)
Hope you enjoy it here. kiss
Tonights another relaxing one,but were off to Notts this afternoon to look at the venue for the munch,so that should be good.
Well done Alex,please keep putting your foot in it because it really did give us both a good giggle when you thought we really were getting divorced
I'm going to make people happy by doind another pic page,with more pics of me,as some of you have asked take more than a week but hey i'm not perfect.
GENTLEMEN Speed up your lovemaking by playing Benny Hill's theme tune 'Yackety Sax' in the bedroom.
Just found that one,i can't remember any from when i used to read it,must find an old annual
I know what you mean Mars,i was quite reserved............to start with,then after several vodka's and cokes i really didnt care and was giving them on the principle that it was the polite thing to do.
Clare would have gladly given you a snog,as i'm sure would several of the other girlies there.
It used to bother me when Clare snogged other people in swinging situations but i'm well and truely over that now and i loved to see her giving and recieving snogs off the blokes,but especially the snogs she got off Venus. wink wink
I think at the Notts munch everyone should snog,just to be polite,coz it's just another way of saying hello,and it's much better than a hand shake lol lol
Quote by debbiewebs
They are fucking fantastic,you two don't do things by halves do you lol lol lol

Thats it steve!. :twisted: ................... sent mine!........ just wating for it to be down loaded!............. not good as theres!......... but you no you can see me anytime! wink
Can't wait to see it,mmmmmmmmmmmmmm must see you on cam again very soon,you dirty,fine,sexy woman kiss passionkiss sillyhwoar: