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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
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0 miles · Grantham

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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Right honey so how do you want em tonight???? lol :rascal: :grin: lol

On a plate lol lol lol lol
I'll have them how ever you offer them,i'm not a demanding man wink :shock:
Quote by VenusnMars
Only if you guess! :P
Venusxxx
Cliff Richard Summer Holiday,your old enough arent you lol lol confused:
Blue,that picture is brilliant,i cant believe you were so daring,well....... actually i can but good on you,youve got the ball rolling,now its up to everyone else to get out there and do the same (before anyone asks we'll be doing one as soon as we get the camera again and get rid of the kids)
The question is,can anyone top Blue's great effort confused: confused: confused:
Quote by VenusnMars
I`m not saying. I`d be banned on principle! redface :shock:
Venusxxx

Oh Venus youve got to tellus now,it sounds like it could be hilarious lol
Quote by Marya
(pork scratchings are a bit iffy, too!)

I love pork scratching,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy!!
:welcome: to the mad house,i see youve been introduced to my better half Clare.
Hope you enjoy it on here and get to meet the great people that post,theyre all nutters but great fun wink
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Steve I hope (and I suspect you do ) know how lucky you are you bugger!

Oh i really do know how lucky i am,and every day i look in sheer delight at Clares wonderful assets sillyhwoar: wink worship
I thought that you would be first Blue and Satin,at least youve got the ball rolling,good on you and we can't wait to see the pics.
BTW we are in no means being held responsible for anyone being arrested!!! lol lol
Shame things have turned out the way they have Moorhopper,but you can join in with all the nutters here now.
The NW munch was aweful,we all were really bored,no one spoke we didnt have any fun at all.
The Notts munch is coming up so i wouldnt get your name down for that coz it'll be just as bad if naybe even worse,i don't know why me and Clare are even organising it really,weve had no one reply.
Click on the link in my sig to see that its gonna be really crap lol lol lol
Well done Easy,but now the Countess is on the scene youve go no hope of getting another 1000
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Now his hands are free to vote,is that any better?????
(tuts,shakes head,then carries on enjoying the sucking :rascal: )

Oh yeah my hands are definately free,but the question is for how long,Clares nipples are getting mighty errect and i'm gonna have to sqeeze them soon.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
wave but beware theres some loon out there :uhoh:

You talking about me???
Heres another :welcome: from Clares other half,the better one at that lol
Hope you enjoy it here,if you do you'll never be able to leave :eeek:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
*Clare removes not so busty breasts from bra,sits on Steves lap*
*Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle*
Is that what you meant love?????? lol lol :twisted: lol wink

*Steve takes a breather for air*
Thats exactly what i meant,hun
*Steve goes back in for more*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Quote by Clare_Lincs
"What was that Steve,you'd like to get back on the computer now,NO"
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom ,They do learn after a while :twisted:

NAH NAH NA NAH NAH
Got back on
Oh there is something way better than the alluring appearance of Clare in clothes,and thats Clare naked with her breasts in my face,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The thread you refer to is the link i put in,Blue,and weve seen the pic thanks to Mark pointing out the thread to us lol lol
If the writing is on a body part then the writing has to be on the person,not put on the picture can have a piece of paper with it on though if you dont want it on your body,anything goes on this one.
Oh and when people send the pics in they have to include theyre username so that Mark knows who its from.I'm sure he'll have no trouble recognising you though Blue. wink
Ive had an idea :idea: ,i know its a rarity.
I was thinking that people could get either a sign saying "Swinging Heaven" or have it written on themselves and find an interesting or popular place and take a photo while you do it.
Marks agreed to display the pics on here if you send them to him via the email address on the contact us page.
He also sent me this link http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/1707.html,which covered a similar idea (and i thought mine was truely original mad ).
If youve ever watched Soccer AM,and seen the save chip campaign on there its a similar sort of thing,it can be where loads of people are if your daring or wherever you like.
Come on peeps what do you think???Is anyone game for this????
The munch was absolutely brilliant and was much better than i dreamed it would be,everyone was so much Steve for organising it all.
I'm sure we won't be bored of you at our munch,and you can relax this time.
Quote by debbiewebs
Pissssssssssssssssss ......oo sorry calista couldn't resist that one!

You are sooo naughty Debs smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Hope you feel better soon Calista,i can't believe anything would stop you posting though!!!
Tickling you either love it or hate it right,well i'm definately in the hate it league,and i think its the loves to tickle me,just because i hate it so much.
So what do you all think is it really fun to be tickled or is it pure hell mad
BTW no tickling me at the Notts munch because you'll probably get a smack in the mouth lol lol lol
Quote by RSAB2
but Clare you have quite simply the most deliciously, delightfully, fantastically, perfectly formed and sexy breasts.

I notice you haven't said such lovely things to me...
<<<Mrs RSAB2 in a Neil type fashion, tosses long hair to one side and flounces off in a huff muttering to herself >>>
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Im sure you have quite devine breasts Mrs RSAB2,i'll have to inspect them at the Notts munch,as well as carress your injured bottom :twisted: wink
Quote by RSAB2
and my arse still hurts from that bloody slide!

Mine too Hun!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
When i see you at the Notss one i must remember to rub it better for you wink :twisted:
Quote by RSAB2
gorgeous,pretty and amazing.

How loved up are you? ... Mr RSAB2 is at work I'll get him with this one and see what he says for me... It had better be good!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Its all true,weel in my opinion anyway.I always pay Clare compliments because she's a fantastic woman,sorry if anyone feels like hurling now.
Your a pretty lovely woman yourself Mrs RSAB2,i thought you were fab at the munch kiss passionkiss
Well Jas i remember dancing with you but i'm sure i didnt grab you that hard,i danced with Venus,Calista,Clare and several others too and i don't think theyve got bruises (please don't have bruises).If it was me i profusely appologies,and will take any forfeit you think up. redface
I think Blue has definately come up with the perfect invention,oh the fun you could have.
One to get rid of,the telephone,coz i hate it,i hate talking on it and it always rings when were just getting down to some fun. :shock:
These are the words people have said about me since the munch....
Small, cute, tart
Certainly not the words i'd use myself,but you lot chose them.
As for Clare,she hasnt got a fat ass,its just nicely shaped.
My three words for her would be gorgeous,pretty and amazing.