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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
Male
0 miles · Grantham

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I can't believe that some men don't wash properly,please guys don't let the side for cut or uncut,well i'm uncut and it never seems to bother anyone..........i hope!!!
So where do we count in this,we live slap bang in the middle,so we can't be Northern or Southern?????
I think my other half must be one of the youngest on here,she's only of DaznLou is the youngest i can think of she's oldest though im not sure of age is inconsequential,you all look damn gorgeous to me and thats all that matters. wink
Vicky,i need rubbing all over,the aching seems to be spreading to other parts of my body.I need a really close inspection wink wink
Quote by Vicky_uk
Well as someone else who fell foul of that slide I can sympathise with you Steve
Hot water bottle and hot baths plus sitting on a neck cushion to keep my cocyx off the seat is helping
But its bloody sore :cry:

Ah Vicky you too,the thoughts of your arse being sore, you need someone to cushion it for you,just ask wink lol :twisted:
Hi there,glad youve finally crept out from Easy's you need to do what most of the women do on here and post,post,post.
:welcome: and kiss
Quote by well_busty_babe
under much duress and through gritted teeth.. WBB asks.. "how is you F###ing back steve"
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
and if u dont answer this time.. i dont care what the excuse is.. i am coming down to ur house and finding out for myself!
lol

Oh Busty,thank you soooooooooooo much for thinking of me.
Well,where do i begin,it all started about a month ago with my neck,i did put a post on about it but you obviously didnt see last week my back began to start hurting as the munch i went down the slide and twatted it on the floor and it really i got back to work it really really hurt,and has been getting Clare put this post on for me today and all the lovely people said nice things and its magically recovering via the power of lurve.
I hope you got all that,thanks for showing your under duress concern,but please feel free to come down here and check it out for yourself wink lol lol :twisted:
Welcome back,youve got loads to catch up on.
It could take you days to get through all the threads posted since you went,so someone will have to update you,but i'll leave that to someone else.
kiss
Ah gee thanks everyone for the concern over my well being,well except for Clare who should be the one giving the most sympathy.
It's been sheer hell for most of the day but the pains starting to go a bit now so hopefully it's nothing serious,not that Clare would care smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
She was egging me on to go down the bloody slide in the first place,and of course i had to impress her and all the other loverly ladies present.I'm sure at some point too that Sarge landed on me,so i'm blaming him lol lol lol lol
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Clare crawls off to the corner till theyre finished! rolleyes

You could be there for the night love,but don't worry i'll get you a pillow rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by debbiewebs
ooooooo steve!..why dont you just come out with it............. and say that you just want to shag me! lol hump

Your such a brazen hussy,but i could be persuaded wink wink wink
So glad youve come back nutty as ever.
Quote by VenusnMars
Steve was a lot smaller than I had imagined. I wanted to fuck him in my cleavage and take him home :P

Oooooooooooo Venus you have such a wicked mind :twisted: ,all you had to do was ask. wink
Quote by LoveCommando
Well I must admit Steve was a surprise as his avatar doesn't do him justice. I thought he might be a moody fecker but he was completely the opposite, really friendly and dare I say it 'cute'. He looked so much younger he could almost be in a boy band.

A bloody boy band FFS!!! and why a moody fecker confused: tuh :fuckinghell: and where the fuck does "cute" keep coming from,i'm not a bloody poodle......... rolleyes lol lol :shock: smackbottom :kick: :silly: :haha: :kissmyarse:
I'm glad i left a lasting impression.
Debs,i'm so so glad to see you back,the forums been a quiet place without you.
Don't go anywhere this time,and thats an order from someone who really thinks your terrific.
Thats aweful,hope you can get yourself something else quickly.
Heres a manly :therethere: for you.
Right folks weve had a count up and so far theres about 120 names down,which is fantastic.
Theres still plenty of places left,so folks don't be shy get your names down.
You daft tart,what are we to do with you,well actually i could think of a few things wink kiss hump
Hope your arse is feeling better.
Well done hun,your a truely great girl,who always puts great posts.
Can't wait till i can meet you wink lol kiss
I think that love can last,actually i don't think so i know so,i have to because i believe that me and my beautiful wife will be together always.
Obviously this isnt always the way it is,but if you cant believe that your love for someone will last the test of time then your doomed before you begin.
Quote by surreycouple2003
Whats wrong is when ppl start to get personal.
Im not sure if you are famliar with the tirade of abuse that was suffered by Mel & Myself but some of that was very personal, and we were just expressing our preference / opinion.
I enjoy this site - but it deffinitely feels like theres an 'if you dont agree with us your wrong' attitude some of the time.
Personally I couldnt care less if people dont agree with my opinions - and if I didnt like it here I would vote with my feet and toddle off to another site.
Dxx

I agree that it's not nice when it starts to get personal,everyone has a right to voice opinions.
The problem is though,people can be hurt by points made that maybe arent seen as personal to the person voicing them.
I love a good debate but everyone should think about other peoples feelings before they type,and i'm definately not suggesting that we should all be nice just for the sake of it,that would be i making sense dunno
Quote by Clare_Lincs
When i met my beloved Steve,there was some chemistry on the night we met but that was highly fueled by alcohol,following that there was just a spark which developed,theres not one thing i could pin it down to.
The chemistry has been there ever since,getting more and more :grin:

redface redface redface redface Your too lovely my dear,youve made me all warm inside.
Chemistry is great,but generally its a mixture of several may notice how a person looks first,then get to know them,it depends on the people and the situation.
Hi Craig :welcome: ,hope you meet lots of people you can call friends,thats whats soo great about it here.
Quote by VenusnMars
Well, there was one cock there who managed to piss off just about everybody! Noone from the munch though!
Venusxxx

Who,who please tell confused: confused:
Women never wera bra's when it's raining,and they always have to run!!!
People always look fantastic when they wake up in the morning,women have full make-up and not a strand of hair is out of place.
Quote by VenusnMars
OMG! It must have been all the penis`s.........
I was terribly distracted!
Venusxxx

And you call me a tart,and i take it by penis's you were referring to our manhoods and not the fact were all cocks.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Mod (not moderator) or Rocker in days gone by.
I had very shot hair like a skingead, but rode a bike just like a rocker.
Go figure :shock: biggrin biggrin

Ooh it must be the day for it,whats a skingead??? dunno lol
(Clare thoroughly checking own spelling while posting this!!!)
Can't you be a right sarcy bitch dear,don't you worry love i'll be paying close attention to your spelling
Quote by sexymale21
except watching corrie

Does Corrie know youve been watching her????
Quote by VenusnMars
Steve thinks that they may need a closer inspection just to make sure(and he calls me a tart!!) lol

I beg to differ. I have rarely met a bigger tart than Steve! lol
Venusxxx
Pot calling kettle black springs to mind here Venus,even though it is oh sooooooooooo easy to tart around you,your soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo god damn sexy.