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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
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0 miles · Grantham

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Quote by flicknlick-cpl
i once had a mate who had water on the scrotum
he was fekin huge :shock:
they`ve probably gone down now
sorry u missed out

Nice :shock: rolleyes
No i don't want to remember Rainbow,i'll have to call my psychiatrist,nnnnnnnnnooooo the memories,nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Quote by Alex_Female
My favourite soundtrack from being a teenager is Dirty Dancing and the all time classic is Grease:-
".. your the one that I want, ..... shoop shoop shoop honey ..."

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO rolleyes
Quote by VenusnMars
Money would be great. To be without is very character building, but I`ve learnt all I can.
So can I have some now? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaase?!
Venusxxx

Oh so so true
Quote by westerross
I think we should offer some counselling to see if we can get Steve and Clare back together again.
Since they've split you can't get a word in edgeways on here. lol

You'll just have to put up with my rambling from now on :haha: :haha: :haha: flipa
Quote by fabio grooverider
hey!!! i noticed how you thanked all the women and didn't mention any of us guys.......
splitter....... biggrin biggrin biggrin we see what your gameplan is now dude!!!!
sean xxxxxx
p.s .......3 pts behind us already....... closest you'll get to the "red and white goal scoring,rip roaring dream machine" all season........ biggrin biggrin

I mentioned the people who have pm'ed me quite a bit,but everyone has been great,including the guys.
A gameplay,moi,no way lol lol
Thats below the belt,don't want to talk about football at the moment :upset: :fuckinghell:
Fill the whole bedroom with red roes,so that when Clare wakes up its all she can see (minus the thorns of course)
Well it's now a week since me and Clare severed our ties lol lol
In the week since ive had great fun on here,and ive started to get the best out of the too long i was the hubby behind the dazzling woman,now i'm free,yippee!!!!!
I'd like to thank some of the people who have helped my rehabilitation into single life,especailly Calista,Morbius,DreamerHelen,Debbiewebs,venus and RSAB2 (sorry if i forgot anyone).Ive had some great pm's from you and ive loved the flirting.
I know ive been posting like a man possessed,but theres so much to say :shock:
And a special thank you for my long suffering wife,Clare who has taken the piss and generally been a bitch on here,which is great.
Thanks to one and all of you,xxxxxxxxxxxxx
There was a recent poll to find out the top soundtracks of all time,the top 5 were-
TOP FIVE FILM SOUNDTRACKS
1 The Blues Brothers
2 Pulp Fiction
3 Trainspotting
4 Saturday Night Fever
5 Dirty Dancing
Was just wondering what you all would put as your top one(s)???
My favourite is Trainspotting,the indie inspired soundtrack is fantastic and right up my street.
The Breakfast Club is another good one,but is sounding a bit dated now.
Apocalypse Now is great,but quite strange in places (to go with the film loon )
The moment that changed my life the most was when i met Clare (i know it sounds corny).I was in a relationship that had no love in it and the only reason i was still with her was because we had a young son.
I met Clare one evening out on the town and the day after i felt in me that i had met someone who i would be with for the rest of my fell in love after only a few weeks and the rest is history.
Right everyone you can stop being sick now lol lol lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I think the one thing I would like to change is my confidence redface
Dawn :silly:

I'd have to agree with you on that one,my confidence could do with some boosting
Quote by Calista
I can honestly say that I am genuinely talentless sad There is nothing outstanding that I would profess as a talent!
sad

I know something your very good at.... a bit like Carlsburg, probably the best in the world, certainly gold medal olympic standard!!!!!
Arguing
:twisted: bolt
I am so gonna get you for that .... maybe not now but I will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mad
I'd be very affraid Morbius,very :eeek:
I'll have them for you,in return for some................
I'll leave the rest to your imagination, kiss
Calista,that is one of the most moving things ive ever heard,it must have taken a lot to write that for all to see.
Heres a big :therethere: and kiss from me.
Quote by debbiewebs
Ive been waking up recently with a stiff...........................neck and back,at first i put it down to the fact weve had the window open at night,but the past few nights weve had it closed.
Is it just part of getting older,or is there anything i can do to stop it.

Well Steve!......i have hard that to much sex makes you blind rolleyes ......but as for stiff!....in the neck and shoulders :shock: ...................ill have to come over and rub some of my special oil all over you! :bounce: its called barming oil lol
Ive got my top off and awaiting the knock at the door lol
KNOCK KNOCK!
Ooooooooooo,hello babes,how do you want me?????? wink
OOOweee steve!............what a Q!.................i have loads of idears!................but i just havent the time to post tham!.........but you no i will see you later! wink wink and you see me! :bounce: :bounce: .all dressed up for you wink wink
And it was well worth seeing you dear,
Your an absolute lovely,sexy,gergeous woman and i get to see you again tonight :bounce: :haha: wink lol
Well Debs,i really enjoyed seeing you last night on cam,hope we can make it a more regular thing wink
Your one fine lady kiss
Quote by foxylady 123
It appears to me that this thread condons and encourages drug abuse and should not be allowed.

Foxy,have i done something to upset you confused:
Quote by Jas-Tim
There you go Helen especially for you passionkiss I'm not very good at taking pics on my own though lol
Jas
XXX

They look perfectly normal to me
Quote by DreamerHelen
I wish that were me, I HATE the hot weather and LOVE the cold weather.....I get extra horny in the Winter.....so am I just weird? LoL

No Helen,Clare feels the same as like an animal in winter hump
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well i'm bidding on this at the moment - what do people think please?
Jas
XXX
Helps if I put the link redface

You'll look gorgeous
Quote by bluexxx
I could say something dishonest like I'd like to see the end of world hunger, but you'd all know I'm lying! Therefore, I will be honest and also say more money! Unfortunately, I'm a greedy bastard, so by more money I mean a truck load! Then I could buy my own sex club, and I could travel around shagging lots of people without having to worry about work or babysitters cool cool cool cool ..... OK.... life of vice, here I come wink wink wink

Not much then rolleyes
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I've bid for a couple so we will have to see
Jas
XXX

You could always wear this.......
Steve
Well I was going to with my lovely new basque, but you said we had to look respectable rolleyes
Jas
XXX
Damn looking respectable :twisted: :twisted: