: Ive tried to piss in the wardrobe,thinking it was the toilet
Fallen asleep wrapped around the hoover.
Been woken up on the toilet after being there for about four hours.
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Steve_Lincs
Over 90 days ago
Male
0 miles · Grantham
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Quote by Calista
I think money would be here too. We are broke, pitifully broke most of the time and I'd like just to be able to pay all the bills, and have some left over for some fun.
But a close second would be weightloss, we both have a few pounds we could do with loosing.
Give them here,i could do with a bit extra
Quote by Jas-Tim
I can wriggle my tongue in a most perculiar way :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,wouldnt mind seeing that
Mr RSAB2 wrote
I won't ask, I'll just wait for the demonstration........
Mr RSAB2.
You'll have to remind me at the munch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX
Oh i won't forget
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: If you could change just one thing about your life,what would it be????
I would like to be comfortable,as in i want is enough so,we can go on two holidays a year,go out whenever we like,and if Clare see's something she likes she can just buy it without having to look at how much it costs.
I'm not talking millions,just enough!!!!!!
I would like to be comfortable,as in i want is enough so,we can go on two holidays a year,go out whenever we like,and if Clare see's something she likes she can just buy it without having to look at how much it costs.
I'm not talking millions,just enough!!!!!!
Quote by morbiusUK
All i know is that i'll be wearing...........................................clothes.
I'll be wearing you hun
Tell you what Steve, how abouts you wear Clare from the front and i'll take her from behind ;) :twisted:
Sounds good to me,and Clare say's yes please :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by debbiewebs
Ive been waking up recently with a stiff...........................neck and back,at first i put it down to the fact weve had the window open at night,but the past few nights weve had it closed.
Is it just part of getting older,or is there anything i can do to stop it.
Well Steve!......i have hard that to much sex makes you blind
......but as for stiff!....in the neck and shoulders :shock: ...................ill have to come over and rub some of my special oil all over you! :bounce: its called barming oil Ive got my top off and awaiting the knock at the door
KNOCK KNOCK!
Ooooooooooo,hello babes,how do you want me??????
Quote by debbiewebs
Ive been waking up recently with a stiff...........................neck and back,at first i put it down to the fact weve had the window open at night,but the past few nights weve had it closed.
Is it just part of getting older,or is there anything i can do to stop it.
Well Steve!......i have hard that to much sex makes you blind
......but as for stiff!....in the neck and shoulders :shock: ...................ill have to come over and rub some of my special oil all over you! :bounce: its called barming oil Ive got my top off and awaiting the knock at the door
Quote by fabio grooverider
p.s how can you all watch F1... only the first corner is interesting... then the piggin german wins!!!!
i shall the watching the quality entertainment that is "everton vs arsenal"
sean xxxxxxxxx
I'll be switching between the two after 2pm,come on Everton.
Then its the real entertainment afterwards that is Chelsea vs Man Utd
Quote by WibblyWobbly
Have you seen Shrek yet? Hilarious! :mrgreen:
We took GT's daughter with us to see Shrek and the 'Puss in Boots' does a really cutsey think with saucer wide eyes... When we got back home our cat was doing exactly the same thing at us through the glass backdoor... Pleading with us to be let in... You had to be there I know...
TTFN
Wibbly.... Hurrah... F1 is on this afternoon!
Shrek 2 is brilliant and Puss in Boots was the show steeler.
I'll be watching F1,Clare hates it though,so thats a bonus
Quote by fabio grooverider
as long as they keep match of the day at on a saturday night, and don't mess around with it like ITV did.........
i will miss seeing des lynam though...........
sean xxxxxxxx
p.s arsenal, premiership champions... 2004/05
I think it'll be kept at the same time,plus the highlights are shown on Sunday mornings.
Des Lynam's lost it,Gary Lineker has the pundit crown now.
Arsenal,premiership champions,dream on,Utd all the on you reds.
